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(10 News)   Protip: when stealing the Hooters ATM, be advised they have this thing called a "jukebox"   (10news.com) divider line 71
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2013-02-22 09:00:35 AM  
Wait until the RIAA hears about this.
 
2013-02-22 09:23:21 AM  
Hooters waitresses are always helpful with the ATM.
 
2013-02-22 10:29:24 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hooters waitresses are always helpful with the ATM.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-02-22 10:29:24 AM  

taking a jukebox investigators believe they mistook for an ATM.
...
The driver tried to back the truck into the business, but the door opening was too narrow
...
Both suspects were described as in their late teens or 20s. They were wearing dark baggy clothing and hooded sweatshirts with the hoods pulled up over their heads.


"Be advised suspects should be considered extremely dangerous. I mean stupid, suspects should be considered extremely stupid."
 
2013-02-22 10:29:33 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hooters waitresses are always helpful with the ATM.


69.89.31.131
You never go ATM.
 
2013-02-22 10:30:18 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hooters waitresses are always helpful with the ATM.


explains the e coli poisoning
 
2013-02-22 10:31:44 AM  

Karac: FirstNationalBastard: Hooters waitresses are always helpful with the ATM.

[69.89.31.131 image 650x362]
You never go ATM.


Apparently, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go jukebox.
 
2013-02-22 10:32:26 AM  
well to be fair there probably was money inside it
 
2013-02-22 10:34:47 AM  
Checking Ebay for a sudden glut of 45 RPMs.
 
2013-02-22 10:37:16 AM  
Glancing Blow


Checking Ebay for a sudden glut of 45 RPMs.

Do they even make records anymore?
 
2013-02-22 10:37:21 AM  
it's probably easier to get the money out of the jukebox than the ATM. But they are still idiots for confusing them and then stealing it.
 
2013-02-22 10:40:18 AM  
I can't see "ATM theft" without thinking of that damn scene from Breaking Bad.
 
2013-02-22 10:40:28 AM  
Whats so funny is that they obviously didn't case the joint.

The ATM is not 10 feet away, with a big ass ATM sign over it.  Even above the jukebox there is a sign that says "ATM -->" away from the Jukebox...

/parents live down the hill from the Orange Box
//good escape when you don't want to be recognized by his father's barfly friends...
 
2013-02-22 10:40:59 AM  
Later determined to be the culprits:
www.lifewithouttoast.com
 
2013-02-22 10:43:54 AM  
Wait, they stole a jukebox instead of an automated ATM machine?
 
2013-02-22 10:46:51 AM  
They should have known something was wrong as soon as they were able to unplug it and pick it up without any problem.
 
2013-02-22 10:48:10 AM  

blatz514: Wait, they stole a jukebox instead of an automated ATM machine?


Maybe they were having a party and needed some tunes.

Maybe they really wanted their own jukebox...
 
2013-02-22 10:48:38 AM  

Glancing Blow: Checking Ebay for a sudden glut of 45 RPMs.


I'm thinking it was more like one of the digital models and not the old school Wurlitzer.
www.amientertainment.comimage0-rubylane.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-02-22 10:49:02 AM  

blatz514: Wait, they stole a jukebox instead of an automated ATM machine?


Seriously, they left this behind?
cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com
/What an ATM machine may look like
//You know how hard it was to find a SFW pic of her?
///There was one right in the top of GIS...but then the rest...bunk time!
 
2013-02-22 10:49:20 AM  
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't steal an ATM, in San Diego
 
2013-02-22 10:50:47 AM  
With the amount of money they charge for songs odds are there was more money in the jukebox.


A lot easier to break into to.
 
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2013-02-22 10:52:38 AM  

Mog32Kupo: Whats so funny is that they obviously didn't case the joint.

The ATM is not 10 feet away, with a big ass ATM sign over it.  Even above the jukebox there is a sign that says "ATM -->" away from the Jukebox...

/parents live down the hill from the Orange Box
//good escape when you don't want to be recognized by his father's barfly friends...


Heh, I grew up in Westwood! I remember back when that Hooters was "The Denny's on the Hill." One of the really old supper-club-style ones with a full bar and a meeting room in the back.

/I'm old.
//Two of my best friends to this day are guys I met at Westwood Elementary back in 1979.
///We were all in first grade.
////CS, Me
 
2013-02-22 10:53:30 AM  
Maybe Hooters plays their jukebox too loud and these guys just wanted overpriced wings crappy service and a little quiet.
 
2013-02-22 10:53:47 AM  
Um, they haven't caught the thieves yet, so, actually, it is just speculation about that... maybe they did want the jukebox.
 
2013-02-22 10:56:54 AM  
ATMs are heavy as fark. The bottom 2/3 of them are usually a solid block of steel and concrete, specifically just to be heavy enough to complicate the process of picking one up and walking away with it. An ATM is basically some electronics glued onto a safe.

If two or three guys can lift it...it's not an ATM.

/I used to be a mover, and got to move ATMs for legitimate reasons on a number of occasions.
 
2013-02-22 10:58:58 AM  
I tend to think they got exactly what they came for. Full of cash, not bolted to the floor, easier to break into ( has anyone mentioned that yet? ).
Sounds like the path of least resistance to me.
 
2013-02-22 11:00:24 AM  
 I don't know anything about how to getaway with stealing an ATM,  but I would expect there would be a dye pack to stain the money and a Lo-Jack type thing to call the police.  How do the bad guys get around something like that?
 
2013-02-22 11:01:21 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: How do the bad guys get around something like that?


By stealing the jukebox instead.
 
2013-02-22 11:01:23 AM  

Lumber Jack Off: well to be fair there probably was money inside it


But probably not even enough to cover the damage they did to the truck.
 
2013-02-22 11:09:34 AM  

Mog32Kupo: Whats so funny is that they obviously didn't case the joint.


They were just winging it.
 
2013-02-22 11:12:58 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Glancing Blow


Checking Ebay for a sudden glut of 45 RPMs.

Do they even make records anymore?


Yes.  There is a subset of audophiles (and also hipsters) that prefers the noise-laden and not-even-close-to-flat frequency response of vinyl.
 
2013-02-22 11:13:19 AM  

BumpInTheNight: blatz514: Wait, they stole a jukebox instead of an automated ATM machine?

Seriously, they left this behind?
[cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 413x600]
/What an ATM machine may look like
//You know how hard it was to find a SFW pic of her?
///There was one right in the top of GIS...but then the rest...bunk time!


Ummm, who is that?  My..ah, friend wants to know
 
2013-02-22 11:15:58 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-02-22 11:17:29 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Glancing Blow


Checking Ebay for a sudden glut of 45 RPMs.

Do they even make records anymore?


These two burglars will soon have a couple...
 
2013-02-22 11:21:06 AM  

FatherChaos: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x330]

Wanted for questioning.


She's definitely a skank.
 
2013-02-22 11:21:38 AM  
This reminds me of that old Dr. Who episode where the last human was a stretch of skin and she presented an 'ipod' which played 'classical music'  - it was an old jukebox that played stuff like britney spears.
 
2013-02-22 11:26:44 AM  

Langdon Alger: it's probably easier to get the money out of the jukebox than the ATM. But they are still idiots for confusing them and then stealing it.


Maybe they really like music and just want to dance?
 
2013-02-22 11:35:10 AM  
 
2013-02-22 11:36:14 AM  

FatherChaos: Wanted for questioning.


Victimless crime.

/she ain't no skank
 
2013-02-22 11:37:36 AM  
Now the jukebox will only play "Wasted Days And Wasted Nights".
 
2013-02-22 11:39:18 AM  

blatz514: BumpInTheNight: blatz514: Wait, they stole a jukebox instead of an automated ATM machine?

Seriously, they left this behind?
[cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 413x600]
/What an ATM machine may look like
//You know how hard it was to find a SFW pic of her?
///There was one right in the top of GIS...but then the rest...bunk time!

Ummm, who is that?  My..ah, friend wants to know


That's Sasha Grey and does your dad know your using his login to post on Fark?
 
2013-02-22 11:39:51 AM  

CheekyMonkey: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Glancing Blow


Checking Ebay for a sudden glut of 45 RPMs.

Do they even make records anymore?

Yes.  There is a subset of audophiles (and also hipsters) that prefers the noise-laden and not-even-close-to-flat frequency response of vinyl.


Then there are the 78 people, who are anything but hipsters. Kind of the NAMBLA to vinyl collectors' furries.
 
2013-02-22 11:49:31 AM  

Karma Curmudgeon: blatz514: BumpInTheNight: blatz514: Wait, they stole a jukebox instead of an automated ATM machine?

Seriously, they left this behind?
[cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 413x600]
/What an ATM machine may look like
//You know how hard it was to find a SFW pic of her?
///There was one right in the top of GIS...but then the rest...bunk time!

Ummm, who is that?  My..ah, friend wants to know

That's Sasha Grey and does your dad know your using his login to post on Fark?


His would be Old Style.  Or, being the tight ass that he is, Boxer beer.
 
2013-02-22 11:54:18 AM  
The only surprise to me is that they still make jukeboxes.
 
2013-02-22 12:00:47 PM  

blatz514: Karma Curmudgeon: blatz514: BumpInTheNight: blatz514: Wait, they stole a jukebox instead of an automated ATM machine?

Seriously, they left this behind?
[cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 413x600]
/What an ATM machine may look like
//You know how hard it was to find a SFW pic of her?
///There was one right in the top of GIS...but then the rest...bunk time!

Ummm, who is that?  My..ah, friend wants to know

That's Sasha Grey and does your dad know your using his login to post on Fark?

His would be Old Style.  Or, being the tight ass that he is, Boxer beer.


Ah, well you can't be too careful; it is February vacation, you know.

But in that case, the you should know internet frowns on your lack of porn starlet identification skills. It doesn't sound like you internet correctly.
 
2013-02-22 12:05:26 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: blatz514: Karma Curmudgeon: blatz514: BumpInTheNight: blatz514: Wait, they stole a jukebox instead of an automated ATM machine?

Seriously, they left this behind?
[cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 413x600]
/What an ATM machine may look like
//You know how hard it was to find a SFW pic of her?
///There was one right in the top of GIS...but then the rest...bunk time!

Ummm, who is that?  My..ah, friend wants to know

That's Sasha Grey and does your dad know your using his login to post on Fark?

His would be Old Style.  Or, being the tight ass that he is, Boxer beer.

Ah, well you can't be too careful; it is February vacation, you know.

But in that case, the you should know internet frowns on your lack of porn starlet identification skills. It doesn't sound like you internet correctly.


Well shiat.  Although, if I have learned anything from Fark;  follow porn stars on Twitter.  I shall now look up Ms. Grey.
 
2013-02-22 12:05:55 PM  

stuffy: The only surprise to me is that they still make jukeboxes.


The new jukeboxes are DSL streaming, its good money/super annoying for most bars now...as the variety of songs are overblown and too many drunk people think they are DJ Funkmaster Flex.
 
2013-02-22 12:16:02 PM  

Mog32Kupo: stuffy: The only surprise to me is that they still make jukeboxes.

The new jukeboxes are DSL streaming, its good money/super annoying for most bars now...as the variety of songs are overblown and too many drunk people think they are DJ Funkmaster Flex.


Ad the song queue is so long you'll never hear the song you paid for even if you waited two hours. Plus, the staff have a remote to skip songs they don't like.

Now the thing sits on the wall unused as all the locals are wise to the scam and it eventually starved.

Brilliant marketing plan: piss off the people who want to give you money.
 
2013-02-22 12:16:27 PM  

Glancing Blow: Checking Ebay for a sudden glut of 45 RPMs.


No... somehow I think these geniuses will be advertising on Craigslist - juke box with a Hooters logo on it for sale, or trade for tail lights for a late-80's pickup truck.
 
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