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(ABC News)   Sausage recall affects 11 states, D.C., your mom   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Food Safety and Inspection Service, consumer complaint, sausages  
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2013-02-22 10:31:49 AM  
5 votes:
Of those affected, only your mom recalled the sausage fondly.

Diogenes: UberDave: I wonder if this had an impact on the schnitzengruben market.

Only in Havana.

It's twue, it's twue...
2013-02-22 11:28:54 AM  
3 votes:
So the hubby says `This sausage tastes like latex!'
- and I counter with `Welcome to MY world, asshole!!'
2013-02-22 11:20:44 AM  
3 votes:
plastic glove pieces? this too shall pass
2013-02-22 10:03:30 AM  
3 votes:

UberDave: I wonder if this had an impact on the schnitzengruben market.

Only in Havana.
2013-02-22 11:28:08 AM  
2 votes:
I thought the CDC recommended latex on the sausage.
2013-02-22 09:51:44 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder if this had an impact on the schnitzengruben market.
2013-02-22 02:48:52 PM  
1 vote:
Sausage recall is generally ineffective. It's how your mom became a mom in the first place.
2013-02-22 11:59:19 AM  
1 vote:
Gwaltney HOT breakfast sausage is so bland I thought I had picked up the wrong one.  I would figure the mild would remove flavor from the next thing you eat.
2013-02-22 11:50:43 AM  
1 vote:

GungFu: [ image 550x550]

Subby, it's afflecks.

I never sausage a well trimmed beard.

/I'm talking about the woman
2013-02-22 11:35:09 AM  
1 vote:
can't wait for the reboot with Colin Farrel
2013-02-22 11:33:30 AM  
1 vote:

Carn: I checked to make sure but I find it interesting that they package the stuff in VA but don't distribute here.  I see other Smithfield stuff all the time, but maybe we just didn't get the contaminated stuff.

Or it is not interstate commerce when they sell it in Virginia, so the Feds have no recall authority. Enjoy!
2013-02-22 11:29:04 AM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: James Dean sausage still good.

Rock on!
2013-02-22 11:19:08 AM  
1 vote:
Is it because they have 25% horse meat instead of the usual 20%?
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