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(ABC)   Sausage recall affects 11 states, D.C., your mom   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 54
    More: Obvious, Food Safety and Inspection Service, consumer complaint, sausages  
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Pud [TotalFark]
2013-02-22 09:42:19 AM  
 
2013-02-22 09:51:44 AM  
I wonder if this had an impact on the schnitzengruben market.
 
2013-02-22 09:53:38 AM  
But does it affect them?
 
2013-02-22 10:03:30 AM  

UberDave: I wonder if this had an impact on the schnitzengruben market.


Only in Havana.
 
2013-02-22 10:31:49 AM  
Of those affected, only your mom recalled the sausage fondly.

Diogenes: UberDave: I wonder if this had an impact on the schnitzengruben market.

Only in Havana.


It's twue, it's twue...
 
2013-02-22 10:56:45 AM  
That's okay, Neese's breakfast sausage is the only correct breakfast sausage.
 
2013-02-22 11:17:08 AM  
James Dean sausage still good.
 
2013-02-22 11:19:08 AM  
Is it because they have 25% horse meat instead of the usual 20%?
 
2013-02-22 11:20:44 AM  
plastic glove pieces? this too shall pass
 
2013-02-22 11:21:37 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-22 11:24:40 AM  
That's ok, the Mid Atlantic will just switch back to scrapple.

/a failed inspection just means it's homestyle!
 
2013-02-22 11:25:07 AM  
media4.onsugar.com

Subby, it's afflecks.
 
2013-02-22 11:26:58 AM  
Subby needs to learn the diff between affects and effects.
 
2013-02-22 11:28:08 AM  
I thought the CDC recommended latex on the sausage.
 
2013-02-22 11:28:54 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
So the hubby says `This sausage tastes like latex!'
- and I counter with `Welcome to MY world, asshole!!'
 
2013-02-22 11:29:04 AM  

uncleacid: James Dean sausage still good.


Rock on!
 
2013-02-22 11:29:56 AM  
My mom doesn't live in those states, subby.

I checked to make sure but I find it interesting that they package the stuff in VA but don't distribute here.  I see other Smithfield stuff all the time, but maybe we just didn't get the contaminated stuff.

Now did someone drop a box of gloves in a grinder or should we be worried about ground up fingers too?
 
2013-02-22 11:33:30 AM  

Carn: I checked to make sure but I find it interesting that they package the stuff in VA but don't distribute here.  I see other Smithfield stuff all the time, but maybe we just didn't get the contaminated stuff.


Or it is not interstate commerce when they sell it in Virginia, so the Feds have no recall authority. Enjoy!
 
2013-02-22 11:35:09 AM  
can't wait for the reboot with Colin Farrel
 
2013-02-22 11:35:54 AM  
heh, good mom joke.
 
2013-02-22 11:35:59 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Carn: I checked to make sure but I find it interesting that they package the stuff in VA but don't distribute here.  I see other Smithfield stuff all the time, but maybe we just didn't get the contaminated stuff.

Or it is not interstate commerce when they sell it in Virginia, so the Feds have no recall authority. Enjoy!


Oh.  shiat.  Smithfield pork loins were buy one get one free this week...
 
2013-02-22 11:37:20 AM  

uttertosh: can't wait for the reboot with Colin Farrel


I heard his sausage is crooked
 
2013-02-22 11:39:43 AM  

GungFu: [media4.onsugar.com image 550x550]

Subby, it's afflecks.


No, it's Fx

www.thenoobnews.com
 
2013-02-22 11:48:19 AM  

uncleacid: James Dean sausage still good.


Everything tastes good if you put MSG in it.
 
2013-02-22 11:50:35 AM  
i recall with some fondness some boudin i once had in Thibodaux , Louisiana. i've had boudin many other times in many other places, but that was absolutely the best.
 
2013-02-22 11:50:43 AM  

GungFu: [media4.onsugar.com image 550x550]

Subby, it's afflecks.


I never sausage a well trimmed beard.

/I'm talking about the woman
 
2013-02-22 11:53:02 AM  
Wait 'til Randy Taylor hears about this.
 
2013-02-22 11:57:50 AM  
That's the best headline I've read. Don't know why.
 
2013-02-22 11:58:58 AM  
http://www.praseks.com/

jerky, sausage, steak, etc..
 
2013-02-22 11:59:15 AM  
Is it twue what they say about these sausages being...........different?
 
2013-02-22 11:59:19 AM  
Gwaltney HOT breakfast sausage is so bland I thought I had picked up the wrong one.  I would figure the mild would remove flavor from the next thing you eat.
 
2013-02-22 12:04:39 PM  
Alabama, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, North Carolina, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania and Texas.

I'm in Nevada. My sausage is safe, ladies...
 
2013-02-22 12:05:36 PM  
I always assumed cheap supermarket sausage had a certain amount of plastic in it to start with (not to mention rat feces...)
 
2013-02-22 12:08:20 PM  

Langdon Alger: http://www.praseks.com/

jerky, sausage, steak, etc..


Hell yeah. i usually get some for camping. Jalapeno and cheese summer sausage FTW.
 
2013-02-22 12:12:15 PM  
 
2013-02-22 12:25:54 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Alabama, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, North Carolina, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania and Texas.

I'm in Nevada. My sausage is safe, ladies...


But it's a vienna sausage, so there's that.

/ ba-dum-tsh.jpg
 
2013-02-22 12:27:59 PM  
i.ytimg.com

Abe Froman inconsolable.
 
2013-02-22 12:28:40 PM  
Recall Sausage? I sure do!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-22 12:50:56 PM  
 
2013-02-22 12:51:26 PM  

this_is_ace: Subby needs to learn the diff between affects and effects.


af·fect1 [v. uh-fekt; n. af-ekt] Show IPA verb (used with object)
1. to act on; produce an effect or change in: Cold weather affected the crops.


I'm not seeing a problem with the use of that word in the headline.
 
2013-02-22 01:04:33 PM  

Shaggy_C: I always assumed cheap supermarket sausage had a certain amount of plastic in it to start with (not to mention rat feces...)


Just say "It's capers."
 
2013-02-22 01:06:54 PM  

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 388x460]
So the hubby says `This sausage tastes like latex!'
- and I counter with `Welcome to MY world, asshole!!'


If you're married and this is true, you're doing it wrong...
 
2013-02-22 01:12:35 PM  

monoski: uttertosh: can't wait for the reboot with Colin Farrel

I heard his sausage is crooked


nah, he's just Irish. And it's shillelagh , not crook, which is english.
 .
 
2013-02-22 01:13:30 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: this_is_ace: Subby needs to learn the diff between affects and effects.

af·fect1 [v. uh-fekt; n. af-ekt] Show IPA verb (used with object)
1. to act on; produce an effect or change in: Cold weather affected the crops.

I'm not seeing a problem with the use of that word in the headline.


It's been changed since I posted my comment. And thankfully so.
 
2013-02-22 01:16:58 PM  

Carn: Now did someone drop a box of gloves in a grinder or should we be worried about ground up fingers too?


We should alert the Wendy's chili lady.
 
2013-02-22 01:19:59 PM  

uncleacid: James Dean sausage still good.


img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2013-02-22 01:28:08 PM  
 
2013-02-22 01:29:40 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: That's okay, Neese's breakfast sausage is the only correct breakfast sausage.


The preceding statement is factually incorrect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goetta
 
2013-02-22 01:46:36 PM  
snag.gy
 
2013-02-22 01:55:33 PM  
Sorry guys, "party's" over!

lagwar.com
 
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