Investigators are seeking the cause of death of a Canadian woman found dead in a Los Angeles hotel cistern.


I wonder if she believed in Jebus.

"Cistern Christian, oh the time has come..."

I bet she thought the cistren was a giant Coke can and she fell in while attempting to urinate in it.

I guess she checked out, but could never leave

wildcardjack:
I expect in a few years this hotel will be known for having a ghost on tap.

Beware the ghost of Tea-Bag Tina!

That's too bad. They had the only long pig on tap..

//aren't you glad that was an L not an R. Took the high road..

Mouth: "This supposed to be water?"
Mama Fratelli: "It's wet ain't it? DRINK IT!"

Grosso Mikey.. Grosso.

The One True TheDavid: Don't people pee and poop when they die?

I do it all the time

Oh, great. Now everyone will want Asian woman in their water.

Two hours later, you're thirsty again.

We went to a resort hotel a few years ago, and on our second day there, I went down to the indoor pool/spa to find a sign, "SORRY, POOL AND SPA CLOSED FOR 10 DAYS FOR REMODELING."  I was livid...you guys let me make a reservation at an expensive resort hotel, and you couldn't bother to tell me that the pool and spa would be closed almost the entire time I was scheduled to be here?  And it was the usual, "I can offer you $100 off your stay for the week, but there is nothing more I can do," and that last part was delivered in a very firm, almost angry tone, like, "Take it or leave it, I really don't care, I'm so sick of whining customers."  So--won't be going back there.  (St. Julien Hotel in Boulder.)

But I had no reason to believe that anybody actually died in the pool.

/csb

Umm, yeah... I think they need to look into replacing the cistern, if possible. Or they could line it with something.

I expect in a few years this hotel will be known for having a ghost on tap.