Elegy: Concierge, I'd like to complain. This water tastes like dead Asian lady.
juddcc: Taste like cream of sum yung dead asian chick.
aevorea: Here's a link to a surveillance camera's footage that shows Ms. Lam's last known location (well, prior to corpse-watering up the place).It looks as though she is either mentally ill / outta her mind on drugs, or playing drunken hide-and-seek with a companion who's holding down the door-open button.
SlothB77: he behavior in the video is very bizarre. what's she doing with her hands there? Jazz hands?
Philip J. Fry: Elegy: Concierge, I'd like to complain. This water tastes like dead Asian lady.juddcc: Taste like cream of sum yung dead asian chick.Why did you make those jokes about a Canadian?
Because People in power are Stupid: [img2.timeinc.net image 510x316]
The One True TheDavid: Don't people pee and poop when they die?
Carn: You just have to boil it./probably want to remove the body first.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Carn: You just have to boil it./probably want to remove the body first.Not if you want a tasty broth.
Tangenital: The water out at my mom's home in rural Oklahoma tasted funny for a while. Later they found a dead Preacher in the water supply./csb//he didn't alter the pressure ala Miss Lam however
nekom: SlothB77: he behavior in the video is very bizarre. what's she doing with her hands there? Jazz hands?Her actions are consistent with someone under the influence of a hallucinogenic drug. That's not the only possibility, but it certainly is one.
Kibbler: We went to a resort hotel a few years ago, and on our second day there, I went down to the indoor pool/spa to find a sign, "SORRY, POOL AND SPA CLOSED FOR 10 DAYS FOR REMODELING." I was livid...you guys let me make a reservation at an expensive resort hotel, and you couldn't bother to tell me that the pool and spa would be closed almost the entire time I was scheduled to be here? And it was the usual, "I can offer you $100 off your stay for the week, but there is nothing more I can do," and that last part was delivered in a very firm, almost angry tone, like, "Take it or leave it, I really don't care, I'm so sick of whining customers." So--won't be going back there. (St. Julien Hotel in Boulder.)But I had no reason to believe that anybody actually died in the pool./csb
Quantum Apostrophe: Two hours later, you're thirsty again.
Want more stories with less ads? Try
It's what the cool kids are doing.It's also how we pay the bills.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Nov 19 2017 02:44:42
Runtime: 0.409 sec (409 ms)