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(Mercury News)   Remember the infamous Wendy's "Chili Finger Lady"? Welp, she's back, with a second helping of complete crap coming out of her filthy liar mouth   (mercurynews.com) divider line 34
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2013-02-22 11:58:36 AM  
5 votes:
img547.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 11:13:44 AM  
5 votes:
I want my finger back, finger back, finger back.
2013-02-22 11:08:14 AM  
5 votes:
Not to be confused with the chilly finger lady who gives you your prostate exam.
2013-02-22 11:21:23 AM  
4 votes:
Nobody sticks a finger in me and gets away with it.
2013-02-22 11:17:56 AM  
4 votes:
If you ever accidentally cut off one of your fingers, (or do it intentionally - I don't know you) and someone asks if they can buy it from you... say no. They can't have any wholesome, justifiable reason for it.

That seems like the kind of thing that shouldn't ever need to be said, but here we are.
2013-02-22 11:55:00 AM  
3 votes:
She is a master of the get-in-jail-quick schemes....
2013-02-22 11:43:53 AM  
3 votes:

Wendy's Chili: Nobody sticks a finger in me and gets away with it.


Sounds like somebody's been doing kegels!
2013-02-22 11:10:46 AM  
3 votes:
I think this woman's life has purpose:

demotivators.despair.com
2013-02-22 11:05:51 AM  
3 votes:
Collect all ten!
2013-02-22 10:38:26 AM  
3 votes:
i46.tinypic.com

parts is parts
2013-02-22 11:55:18 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA:
Ayala said, "There's no gun no more, it's done, thrown away."

My FSM, don't they teach English in school any more? The correct expression is "it done been throwed away, yo".
2013-02-22 11:26:11 AM  
2 votes:

DirkTheDaring: uncleacid: I want my finger back, finger back, finger back.

Cundalini wants his hand back.


And what does Handalini want?
2013-02-22 10:59:04 AM  
2 votes:
image.guardian.co.uk

I can get you a toe finger by 3 o'clock this afternoon.
2013-02-22 02:55:28 PM  
1 votes:
I don't care if she's here legally or not. Send both of em to Mexico as punishment.
2013-02-22 12:40:27 PM  
1 votes:
I thought those fingers in Wendy's chili were some kinda prize...
2013-02-22 12:31:14 PM  
1 votes:

chevydeuce: She didn't make "mistakes"....a mistake is adding up numbers wrong when balancing your checkbook or some such thing.  This stupid twunt has, twice, intentionally and criminally, set out to lie and deceive others for her own, personal gain..


Getting caught was a mistake. Having a kid was probably also a mistake.
2013-02-22 12:24:24 PM  
1 votes:

Mr_Fabulous: dletter: Only Wendy's lady I care about right now....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x540]

Seriously, who is she? She is awesomely cute, and seems to have a decent delivery and some serviceable comedic acting skills. I want to be her agent/manager/mac-daddy right now!


I just wanna be face deep in her Baconator.
2013-02-22 11:58:21 AM  
1 votes:

jake_lex: When a patholgical liar is caught lying, their reaction usually isn't "Maybe I should be more truthful."  No, it's "The reason that didnt work is that my lie wasn't quite good enough.  I'll do better next time."



Yep, found that out the hard way.

/Now divorced
2013-02-22 11:48:49 AM  
1 votes:

Mr_Fabulous: dletter: Only Wendy's lady I care about right now....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x540]

Seriously, who is she? She is awesomely cute, and seems to have a decent delivery and some serviceable comedic acting skills. I want to be her agent/manager/mac-daddy right now!


not saying anything against her looks, but...."comedic acting skills"? really? she describes sandwiches, she ain't cathleen o'hara.
2013-02-22 11:44:29 AM  
1 votes:

dletter: Only Wendy's lady I care about right now....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x540]


Seriously, who is she? She is awesomely cute, and seems to have a decent delivery and some serviceable comedic acting skills. I want to be her agent/manager/mac-daddy right now!
2013-02-22 11:43:27 AM  
1 votes:
Jeeze, one scam goes belly up and they hold it against you the rest of your life.
2013-02-22 11:43:24 AM  
1 votes:

jake_lex: When a patholgical liar is caught lying, their reaction usually isn't "Maybe I should be more truthful."  No, it's "The reason that didnt work is that my lie wasn't quite good enough.  I'll do better next time."


You seem to know quite a bit about how a pathological liar thinks...because you are one!
2013-02-22 11:28:58 AM  
1 votes:
s13.postimage.org
2013-02-22 11:18:43 AM  
1 votes:

Mad Scientist: I thought about her yesterday.  Was thinking a finger in the chili isn't as bad as a dead asian woman in a water tank.


My favorite Ancient Chinese proverb
2013-02-22 11:04:28 AM  
1 votes:
I thought about her yesterday.  Was thinking a finger in the chili isn't as bad as a dead asian woman in a water tank.
2013-02-22 11:00:20 AM  
1 votes:
Her son was suppose to shoot off a toe, but missed.  Now she can't pull off her 'Toe in Jam Scam'.
2013-02-22 10:57:34 AM  
1 votes:
Liberals will be liberals.

/John Edwards has to be paid.
2013-02-22 10:56:47 AM  
1 votes:
Came here hoping for a post from Wendy's Chili.

Leaving disappointed.
2013-02-22 10:53:26 AM  
1 votes:
I take the feenger para for to get the monny.
2013-02-22 10:53:05 AM  
1 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-02-22 09:34:14 AM  
1 votes:
Only Wendy's lady I care about right now....

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-22 09:30:20 AM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 09:28:45 AM  
1 votes:
D'oh.  That was for the Bay/Fox thread.
2013-02-22 09:28:10 AM  
1 votes:
A disaster director and disastrous actress.  Match made in Heaven Tinseltown.
 
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