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(Mercury News)   Remember the infamous Wendy's "Chili Finger Lady"? Welp, she's back, with a second helping of complete crap coming out of her filthy liar mouth   (mercurynews.com) divider line 108
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2013-02-22 11:48:55 AM  
pants on fire
 
2013-02-22 11:54:07 AM  
That reminds me- maybe I'll leave the office and get Wendy's for lunch.
 
2013-02-22 11:55:00 AM  
She is a master of the get-in-jail-quick schemes....
 
2013-02-22 11:55:18 AM  
FTFA:
Ayala said, "There's no gun no more, it's done, thrown away."

My FSM, don't they teach English in school any more? The correct expression is "it done been throwed away, yo".
 
2013-02-22 11:57:28 AM  

cookiefleck: Mr_Fabulous: dletter: Only Wendy's lady I care about right now....

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Seriously, who is she? She is awesomely cute, and seems to have a decent delivery and some serviceable comedic acting skills. I want to be her agent/manager/mac-daddy right now!

not saying anything against her looks, but...."comedic acting skills"? really? she describes sandwiches, she ain't cathleen o'hara.


I said "decent" and "serviceable". More to the point, she has an appealing on-screen presence and friendly delivery. I'm telling you, she should be on a sit-com as the cute/friendly neighbor or something. She needs proper representation.
 
2013-02-22 11:58:21 AM  

jake_lex: When a patholgical liar is caught lying, their reaction usually isn't "Maybe I should be more truthful."  No, it's "The reason that didnt work is that my lie wasn't quite good enough.  I'll do better next time."



Yep, found that out the hard way.

/Now divorced
 
2013-02-22 11:58:36 AM  
img547.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-22 11:59:23 AM  

Wendy's Chili: Nobody sticks a finger in me and gets away with it.



So you reciprocate?
 
2013-02-22 12:01:51 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: cookiefleck: Mr_Fabulous: dletter: Only Wendy's lady I care about right now....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x540]

Seriously, who is she? She is awesomely cute, and seems to have a decent delivery and some serviceable comedic acting skills. I want to be her agent/manager/mac-daddy right now!

not saying anything against her looks, but...."comedic acting skills"? really? she describes sandwiches, she ain't cathleen o'hara.

I said "decent" and "serviceable". More to the point, she has an appealing on-screen presence and friendly delivery. I'm telling you, she should be on a sit-com as the cute/friendly neighbor or something. She needs proper representation.


http://whoisthathotadgirl.tumblr.com/post/20540463352/q-who-is-the-h ot -redhead-girl-in-the-wendys
 
2013-02-22 12:12:29 PM  

Kibbler: "NOT A FINGER!"

/obscure


Not really. For years they should that move eleventy million times during December.  Even now, lo these many years later, you can catch at least five showings during the season.
 
2013-02-22 12:14:07 PM  

Kibbler: "NOT A FINGER!"

/obscure


??? Obscure? What's obscure about "Kindergarten Cop"?
 
2013-02-22 12:17:36 PM  

Cargo: Kibbler: "NOT A FINGER!"

/obscure

??? Obscure? What's obscure about "Kindergarten Cop"?


You're thinking of the porn parody, "Kindergarten Copulation"
 
2013-02-22 12:19:55 PM  

Kibbler: "NOT A FINGER!"

/obscure


Seriously?
 
2013-02-22 12:23:57 PM  

curtis_e_bare: I can get you a toe finger by 3 o'clock this afternoon.


With nail polish. These farking amateurs...
 
2013-02-22 12:24:24 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: dletter: Only Wendy's lady I care about right now....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x540]

Seriously, who is she? She is awesomely cute, and seems to have a decent delivery and some serviceable comedic acting skills. I want to be her agent/manager/mac-daddy right now!


I just wanna be face deep in her Baconator.
 
2013-02-22 12:24:37 PM  

uncleacid: I want my finger back, finger back, finger back.


OK, but I paid you a nickel for it . . .
 
2013-02-22 12:25:45 PM  
According to the detective's report, "Ayala's final statement was, 'I'm not going back to prison for something that has nothing to do with me.'"

Nothing to do with you? You lied to the cops.
 
2013-02-22 12:31:14 PM  

chevydeuce: She didn't make "mistakes"....a mistake is adding up numbers wrong when balancing your checkbook or some such thing.  This stupid twunt has, twice, intentionally and criminally, set out to lie and deceive others for her own, personal gain..


Getting caught was a mistake. Having a kid was probably also a mistake.
 
Ehh
2013-02-22 12:34:58 PM  

malaktaus: chevydeuce: She didn't make "mistakes"....a mistake is adding up numbers wrong when balancing your checkbook or some such thing.  This stupid twunt has, twice, intentionally and criminally, set out to lie and deceive others for her own, personal gain..

Getting caught was a mistake. Having a kid was probably also a mistake.


She's good at making mistakes.
 
2013-02-22 12:40:27 PM  
I thought those fingers in Wendy's chili were some kinda prize...
 
2013-02-22 12:40:59 PM  

Kibbler: "NOT A FINGER!"


www.madcat.lv

Ceci n'est pas une anatomie.
 
2013-02-22 12:45:35 PM  
" Hundred bucks for your severed finger tip."

Me: Huh?

"Hundred bucks for your severed finger tip"

Guy in Article: Deal!

I wonder how much of an accident it really was. Seems like the husband and wife cooked up their scheme before the man's finger got cut off. Maybe he helped his buddy's hand into the chopper machine "accidentally" so that he could get move forward with "Operation Justthetip".
 
2013-02-22 12:53:14 PM  
www.cool-story.com
Hand (and Eye) of Vecna
 
2013-02-22 12:53:42 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Nobody sticks a finger in me and gets away with it.


:D
 
2013-02-22 12:54:51 PM  

Kibbler: "NOT A FINGER!"

/obscure


cdn.geeknation.com
 
2013-02-22 12:57:37 PM  
Welp is not a word, illiterate-mitter.
 
2013-02-22 01:04:09 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Nobody sticks a finger in me and gets away with it.


There we go!
 
2013-02-22 01:12:51 PM  
Look, I know they're a fast food joint, but Wendy's seriously has some of the best fingers in chili I've ever tasted. Yes I know, the local greasy spoon probably does it better, but Wendy's really isn't that bad.
 
2013-02-22 01:14:40 PM  

JustLookin: Welp is not a word, illiterate-mitter.


You're about to look stupid.

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welp
(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Glossary#slang">slang) http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/well">Well.
 
2013-02-22 01:16:17 PM  
What does this woman do for a living?
 
2013-02-22 01:16:58 PM  
I worked at Wendy's for about two weeks in high school.

A finger in the chili would be an improvement over the actual ingredients.

/Don't ask about the chicken.
 
2013-02-22 01:25:03 PM  

Delay: What does this woman do for a living?


Two at a time, probably.
 
2013-02-22 01:26:42 PM  

eggrolls: I worked at Wendy's for about two weeks in high school.

A finger in the chili would be an improvement over the actual ingredients.

/Don't ask about the chicken.


You made it longer than I did.  Fresh out of high school I took a job at Wendy's.  First day they put me to work making the chili. (actually, collecting the "ingredients" for the chili)

Second day I rolled up and handed them back their uniform.  I couldn't take another minute of that.

/still love me a Baconator, though.
 
2013-02-22 01:34:15 PM  
100% no bullshiat - I went to high school with the guy who finger was in the chili bowl
 
2013-02-22 01:36:00 PM  

eggrolls: I worked at Wendy's for about two weeks in high school.

A finger in the chili would be an improvement over the actual ingredients.

/Don't ask about the chicken.


What about the chicken?
 
2013-02-22 01:40:32 PM  

Guadior42: Mr_Fabulous: cookiefleck: Mr_Fabulous: dletter: Only Wendy's lady I care about right now....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x540]

Seriously, who is she? She is awesomely cute, and seems to have a decent delivery and some serviceable comedic acting skills. I want to be her agent/manager/mac-daddy right now!

not saying anything against her looks, but...."comedic acting skills"? really? she describes sandwiches, she ain't cathleen o'hara.

I said "decent" and "serviceable". More to the point, she has an appealing on-screen presence and friendly delivery. I'm telling you, she should be on a sit-com as the cute/friendly neighbor or something. She needs proper representation.

http://whoisthathotadgirl.tumblr.com/post/20540463352/q-who-is-the-h ot -redhead-girl-in-the-wendys


Dammit, you just Goodwinned the thread...
 
2013-02-22 01:45:54 PM  

DiamondDave: 100% no bullshiat - I went to high school with the guy who finger was in the chili bowl


Was it a HS in Vegas?  That's where the amputation happened.  I wonder what ever happened to that guy.  Some local news guy did an interview with him, and he seemed to be on a bad path himself.  IIRC, he lived at some scank apartments near Craig and Nellis (now Siegel Suites I think) and was bragging about his famous finger in a sports bar on West Craig.
 
2013-02-22 01:50:16 PM  
Ok...
"No loss to society" column - check
"Best removed from the gene pool" column - check
Come on Darwin!
 
2013-02-22 01:57:37 PM  

FarkinHostile: jake_lex: When a patholgical liar is caught lying, their reaction usually isn't "Maybe I should be more truthful."  No, it's "The reason that didnt work is that my lie wasn't quite good enough.  I'll do better next time."


Yep, found that out the hard way.

/Now divorced


Same here. After a while I just couldn't listen to a damn word he said without wondering if it was the truth.
 
2013-02-22 02:00:52 PM  

knbwhite: DiamondDave: 100% no bullshiat - I went to high school with the guy who finger was in the chili bowl

Was it a HS in Vegas?  That's where the amputation happened.  I wonder what ever happened to that guy.  Some local news guy did an interview with him, and he seemed to be on a bad path himself.  IIRC, he lived at some scank apartments near Craig and Nellis (now Siegel Suites I think) and was bragging about his famous finger in a sports bar on West Craig.


No, his name is Brian Rossiter and our high school was in Ford City, PA (about 45 miles NE of Pittsburgh). He was always one of those scummy douchebag kids that you knew was going to live a life of menial labor jobs and living in flea bag hotels. People were shocked to hear his name, but it surprised absolutely no one.
 
2013-02-22 02:26:20 PM  

FarkinHostile: Wendy's Chili: Nobody sticks a finger in me and gets away with it.


So you reciprocate?


awwww yeah!!
 
2013-02-22 02:47:45 PM  

FullMetalPanda: dletter: Only Wendy's lady I care about right now....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x540]

Why do they keep playing commercials with her and the real Wendy's?  they need to lose the real one and just stick with the fake one...


I think it's pretty clear that the fake one isn't Dave Thomas' Wendy. They advertise in different ways. Fake Wendy appeals to the younger audience, specifically men, being more fun and impulsive. Real Wendy appeals to older audiences, specifically women, by portraying trustworthiness and stability.
 
2013-02-22 02:50:20 PM  
I always suspected that the photos on the websites of fast food joints were digitally enhanced- Now I know for sure!

///ew
 
2013-02-22 02:55:28 PM  
I don't care if she's here legally or not. Send both of em to Mexico as punishment.
 
2013-02-22 03:10:09 PM  
According to the detective's report, "Ayala's final statement was, 'I'm not going back to prison for something that has nothing to do with me.'"

Actually, you are.
 
2013-02-22 03:12:01 PM  

Skyd1v: [img547.imageshack.us image 480x360]


Thanks for the nightmares.
 
2013-02-22 03:14:04 PM  

Kibbler: "NOT A FINGER!"

/obscure


"A Christmas Story" is the antithesis of "obscure".

/"FUUUUUUUUDDDDGGGEEE"
 
2013-02-22 03:52:15 PM  

silvervial: Kibbler: "NOT A FINGER!"

/obscure

"A Christmas Story" is the antithesis of "obscure".

/"FUUUUUUUUDDDDGGGEEE"


Careful, you'll shoot your foot off
 
2013-02-22 04:25:24 PM  
Only politicians and CEOs are allowed to lie and get away with it.
And sometimes sports figures.
 
2013-02-22 04:54:02 PM  

chevydeuce: Agent Smiths Laugh: I think this woman's life has purpose:

[demotivators.despair.com image 617x435]

She didn't make "mistakes"....a mistake is adding up numbers wrong when balancing your checkbook or some such thing.  This stupid twunt has, twice, intentionally and criminally, set out to lie and deceive others for her own, personal gain...tie a huge cement block to her feet and drop in the Bay...

/for whatever reason, this broad has just set me off this morning....Fark You Anna Ayala!  Fark you right in the gawd damned ass with hand grenade!  Where's the Tylenol?


I could  almost wrap my head around her lying to protect her son, but she did it by basically framing an entirely innocent third party, which is utterly beyond shiatty.

So, yeah... she's a waste of protein.
 
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