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(The Guardian Express)   This could have a big impact on the US and Mexico   (guardianlv.com) divider line 21
    More: News, Mexico, Guatemala, square kilometres, armored trucks, Politics of Mexico, Sinaloa Cartel, Joaquin Guzman Loera  
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2013-02-22 04:04:12 AM  
7 votes:
I see that it is now acceptable to publish articles after they've been put through Google Translate.
2013-02-22 04:16:03 AM  
5 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: BronyMedic: And nothing of value was lost.

But now coke's gonna be slightly higher in price for awhile.

Good thing I have a vending machine and a 7-11 near my house. Time to make a run on supplies.


Be sure to pop those colas in your Home Vending Machine and make them Ice Cold. They restore an additional 12 HP that way.
2013-02-22 04:40:08 AM  
3 votes:
blogs-images.forbes.com
R.I.P El Chapo
2013-02-22 04:35:12 AM  
3 votes:

The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?


Oh, thanktheeverlovingchristforthat, I really thought I may have been having a stroke whilst attempting that article. It was written like twins that finish each others sentences, but they slipped a roofie in the cute twin's drink.
2013-02-22 04:23:03 AM  
3 votes:

SquiggsIN: Someone else will step into the void created by this power vacuum.


i.imgur.com
2013-02-22 04:11:05 AM  
3 votes:

WhyteRaven74: violentsalvation: I doubt the level of violence in Mexico will be affected, the quantity, purity and price of drugs reaching the US certainly won't be.

Short term, probably right. Thing is, if he is dead, there's no a major power vacuum and it's not going to be filled peacefully. What's more any time spent in skirmishes trying to take his place is time not spent minding shop, which makes the odds of shipments and people being caught quite a lot greater.


If this was DopeWars I'd buy all the coke I could fit into my trenchcoat.
2013-02-22 05:45:18 AM  
2 votes:

Ayn Rand's Social Worker: The zetas probably did it, and will probably fill the vacuum.  Those dudes are probably the scariest mofos on the planet, other than maybe Seal Team 6.

Ex special forces, ex Gulf Cartel security force, now the most technologically advanced and brutal cartel in Central America.  Chances are, the new government made a pact with the Zetas to take out the Sinaloa and Gulf, maybe give them their Guatemalan territory to get them focused out of Mexico.

Scary stuff, wouldn't want to live anywhere near these dudes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Zetas

/end the war on drugs


But remember folks, the REAL terrorists are the guys in Pakistan who couldn't even light a shoe on fire properly.
2013-02-22 04:25:28 AM  
2 votes:

TheJoe03: Isn't it great how none of the politicians ever really focus on how much of a clusterfark it is in Mexico and how much that affects us. The entire war down there is based not only on our drug use but our drug policy, but no one in Washington is talking about doing anything about it. Hard to talk about immigration from Latin America (which is what the whole immigration debate seems to be about for these guys, you hear little about Asian or European immigration) without talking about what is actually going on in Mexico and Latin America and how some of our policies have created them and how to change it.


capitalresearchinstitute.org
2013-02-22 04:13:56 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: BronyMedic: And nothing of value was lost.

But now coke's gonna be slightly higher in price for awhile.


Good thing I have a vending machine and a 7-11 near my house. Time to make a run on supplies.
2013-02-22 03:17:43 AM  
2 votes:
"Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?
2013-02-22 10:40:12 AM  
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-02-22 09:32:26 AM  
1 votes:

The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?


Meow said the dog is the only one who could have. The entire article was that way.
2013-02-22 06:52:19 AM  
1 votes:
Mission Accomplished
2013-02-22 05:51:39 AM  
1 votes:
So is it over?
Did we win the drug war?!
2013-02-22 04:19:56 AM  
1 votes:
If only there was a way to eliminate the market for these violent drug dealers and simultaneously make money to treat addiction.
2013-02-22 04:18:04 AM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: BronyMedic: And nothing of value was lost.

But now coke's gonna be slightly higher in price for awhile.

Good thing I have a vending machine and a 7-11 near my house. Time to make a run on supplies.

Be sure to pop those colas in your Home Vending Machine and make them Ice Cold. They restore an additional 12 HP that way.


No Coke! Only Pepsi.

lolbot.net
2013-02-22 04:15:07 AM  
1 votes:
Speaking of Mexican drug gangs, there's a new video floating around showing a gang beheading 3 dudes. Didn't watch it and I have no intention of doing so.
2013-02-22 04:11:43 AM  
1 votes:
What about Canada?

/well, there goes my plans for my next cocaine party
//it's like a tupperware party
///but with cocaine
2013-02-22 04:10:02 AM  
1 votes:
gee Subby i was afraid it was going to be a taco shortage.
2013-02-22 04:02:32 AM  
1 votes:

The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?


Someone for whom English isn't their first language... or second... possibly not even third.
2013-02-22 03:49:28 AM  
1 votes:
Muerto mofo
 
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