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(The Guardian Express)   This could have a big impact on the US and Mexico   (guardianlv.com) divider line 127
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2013-02-22 03:17:43 AM  
"Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?
 
2013-02-22 03:30:55 AM  
I doubt the level of violence in Mexico will be affected, the quantity, purity and price of drugs reaching the US certainly won't be.
 
2013-02-22 03:49:28 AM  
Muerto mofo
 
2013-02-22 04:02:32 AM  

The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?


Someone for whom English isn't their first language... or second... possibly not even third.
 
2013-02-22 04:04:12 AM  
I see that it is now acceptable to publish articles after they've been put through Google Translate.
 
2013-02-22 04:06:56 AM  

violentsalvation: I doubt the level of violence in Mexico will be affected, the quantity, purity and price of drugs reaching the US certainly won't be.


Short term, probably right. Thing is, if he is dead, there's no a major power vacuum and it's not going to be filled peacefully. What's more any time spent in skirmishes trying to take his place is time not spent minding shop, which makes the odds of shipments and people being caught quite a lot greater.
 
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2013-02-22 04:09:09 AM  
Good time to invest in blow if you live in chicago.
 
2013-02-22 04:09:44 AM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-02-22 04:09:44 AM  
I blame Harrison Ford.
 
2013-02-22 04:10:02 AM  
gee Subby i was afraid it was going to be a taco shortage.
 
2013-02-22 04:11:05 AM  

WhyteRaven74: violentsalvation: I doubt the level of violence in Mexico will be affected, the quantity, purity and price of drugs reaching the US certainly won't be.

Short term, probably right. Thing is, if he is dead, there's no a major power vacuum and it's not going to be filled peacefully. What's more any time spent in skirmishes trying to take his place is time not spent minding shop, which makes the odds of shipments and people being caught quite a lot greater.


If this was DopeWars I'd buy all the coke I could fit into my trenchcoat.
 
2013-02-22 04:11:43 AM  
What about Canada?

/well, there goes my plans for my next cocaine party
//it's like a tupperware party
///but with cocaine
 
2013-02-22 04:12:42 AM  
No, it wont. Another dude will step up and keep the drugs coming.
 
2013-02-22 04:12:53 AM  

BronyMedic: And nothing of value was lost.


But now coke's gonna be slightly higher in price for awhile.
 
2013-02-22 04:13:08 AM  
That's the thing about drugs and gangs. Once you're in, you can't just Quito.
 
2013-02-22 04:13:52 AM  
Please to do the needful and get a better translation.

And kindly revert the same.
 
2013-02-22 04:13:56 AM  

doglover: BronyMedic: And nothing of value was lost.

But now coke's gonna be slightly higher in price for awhile.


Good thing I have a vending machine and a 7-11 near my house. Time to make a run on supplies.
 
2013-02-22 04:13:58 AM  
Prohibition is stupid.
 
2013-02-22 04:15:07 AM  
Speaking of Mexican drug gangs, there's a new video floating around showing a gang beheading 3 dudes. Didn't watch it and I have no intention of doing so.
 
2013-02-22 04:15:17 AM  
Isn't it great how none of the politicians ever really focus on how much of a clusterfark it is in Mexico and how much that affects us. The entire war down there is based not only on our drug use but our drug policy, but no one in Washington is talking about doing anything about it. Hard to talk about immigration from Latin America (which is what the whole immigration debate seems to be about for these guys, you hear little about Asian or European immigration) without talking about what is actually going on in Mexico and Latin America and how some of our policies have created them and how to change it.
 
2013-02-22 04:16:03 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: BronyMedic: And nothing of value was lost.

But now coke's gonna be slightly higher in price for awhile.

Good thing I have a vending machine and a 7-11 near my house. Time to make a run on supplies.


Be sure to pop those colas in your Home Vending Machine and make them Ice Cold. They restore an additional 12 HP that way.
 
2013-02-22 04:16:56 AM  

The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?


Thank God I'm not the only one who was like WTF.....I was starting to feel racist there

/is it common to refer to all Hispanics by 3 names or more?
 
2013-02-22 04:18:04 AM  

BronyMedic: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: BronyMedic: And nothing of value was lost.

But now coke's gonna be slightly higher in price for awhile.

Good thing I have a vending machine and a 7-11 near my house. Time to make a run on supplies.

Be sure to pop those colas in your Home Vending Machine and make them Ice Cold. They restore an additional 12 HP that way.


No Coke! Only Pepsi.

lolbot.net
 
2013-02-22 04:18:21 AM  

SquiggsIN: This will have zero affect on the US or Mexico.  Someone else will step into the void created by this power vacuum.  (assuming it's true)


Those situations aren't usually peaceful.
 
2013-02-22 04:19:56 AM  
If only there was a way to eliminate the market for these violent drug dealers and simultaneously make money to treat addiction.
 
2013-02-22 04:21:01 AM  
I don't think this will have much of an impact. Someone else will just take his place, or at most his network will just break up into smaller bits without him at the helm.
As long as there's demand for a valuable commodity (and tax free!) someone will attempt to supply it, regardless of the risk.

/Also, I second the argument this was a rip-off of a Spanish article smashed through Google Translate. Nice to see the need to be first to break the story is more important than actually writing it properly.
 
2013-02-22 04:21:12 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: BronyMedic: And nothing of value was lost.

But now coke's gonna be slightly higher in price for awhile.

Good thing I have a vending machine and a 7-11 near my house. Time to make a run on supplies.


I'm too busy anticipating Japanese pony merch in the UFO catchers. I'm saving up like 10,000 yen in 100s for an epic meal time style run at all the game centers in Shinjuku anyway. Ponies will just make it easier to pick which machines will have the best stuff. If I can get a Mameshiba pillow, some Rillakuma flatware (to make a set with this bowl I got from Dominoes on accident), and some kind of uber-Japanese pony stuff I can once again retire from the crazy back alleys and smokey gambling dens that are the UFO catcher corner.
 
2013-02-22 04:23:03 AM  

SquiggsIN: Someone else will step into the void created by this power vacuum.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-22 04:24:24 AM  
Nature abhors a vacuum.

If confirmed, its probably worse for average Mexicans in the short-term as underlings and rivals via for control.
 
2013-02-22 04:25:28 AM  

TheJoe03: Isn't it great how none of the politicians ever really focus on how much of a clusterfark it is in Mexico and how much that affects us. The entire war down there is based not only on our drug use but our drug policy, but no one in Washington is talking about doing anything about it. Hard to talk about immigration from Latin America (which is what the whole immigration debate seems to be about for these guys, you hear little about Asian or European immigration) without talking about what is actually going on in Mexico and Latin America and how some of our policies have created them and how to change it.


capitalresearchinstitute.org
 
2013-02-22 04:25:51 AM  
I figured someone ran over the taco bell dog again
 
2013-02-22 04:26:10 AM  
 
2013-02-22 04:29:59 AM  
The Chapo Guzman Loera, leader of the powerful Sinaloa cartel, drug is the main objective of the government of Mexico, said on February 15 last official Mexican sources.

With each passing year it becomes more and more difficult to ready and comprehend English from the Americas.
 
2013-02-22 04:31:16 AM  
DING  DING  DING  DING  DING  DING  DING  DING  DING  DING  DING  DING DING  DING
 
2013-02-22 04:32:04 AM  
Was that article Google translated from the Spanish? Jesús, people. Write your own articles.
 
2013-02-22 04:32:46 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Speaking of Mexican drug gangs, there's a new video floating around showing a gang beheading 3 dudes. Didn't watch it and I have no intention of doing so.


Then why bring it up?
 
2013-02-22 04:34:40 AM  

Wittenberg Dropout: Another dude will step up and keep the drugs coming.


Problem is it's almost certainly going to be two or three dudes, maybe more, trying to step up. And that's not something that will be resolved peacefully. Now there is always the chance they'll end up taking each other out and their underlings will be going at each other to the degree the actual enterprise they want falls completely apart.
 
2013-02-22 04:35:12 AM  

The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?


Oh, thanktheeverlovingchristforthat, I really thought I may have been having a stroke whilst attempting that article. It was written like twins that finish each others sentences, but they slipped a roofie in the cute twin's drink.
 
2013-02-22 04:36:51 AM  
I doubt it will have much effect on either of us. Someone will step in to fill his place, and the blow will be still be flowing over the borders. We'll just keep filling up up our prisons while Mexico fills up it's graveyards with headless corpses. El Chapo, we hardly knew ye.

Yay, the War on Drugs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVkk6fH2u0Y
 
2013-02-22 04:40:08 AM  
blogs-images.forbes.com
R.I.P El Chapo
 
2013-02-22 04:42:33 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Then why bring it up?


Why ask me why I brought it up?
 
2013-02-22 04:43:33 AM  

jaydub919: SquiggsIN: Someone else will step into the void created by this power vacuum.

[i.imgur.com image 334x421]


"I won"
 
2013-02-22 04:44:48 AM  
Can someone please translate that article from whatever it was written in to English please?
 
2013-02-22 04:45:50 AM  
...but probably not.
 
2013-02-22 04:58:57 AM  
I was going to read the article but I was afraid of the watamalen-ness. You know, his natural heat.

/Ai dio everybody take it easy!
 
2013-02-22 05:01:00 AM  

zixr: [blogs-images.forbes.com image 600x447]
R.I.P El Chapo


It was this actor's 85th birthday today........

SquiggsIN: Ed Grubermann: Popcorn Johnny: .......What's the Spanish word for beheading again?


degollado
 
2013-02-22 05:02:39 AM  

cc_rider: I doubt it will have much effect on either of us. Someone will step in to fill his place, and the blow will be still be flowing over the borders. We'll just keep filling up up our prisons while Mexico fills up it's graveyards with headless corpses. El Chapo, we hardly knew ye.

Yay, the War on Drugs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVkk6fH2u0Y


While the war on drugs needs to end and the US needs to take a common sense and evidence based approach to drug control and treatment, I find it difficult to believe that people like El Chapo here would be the kind of people you'd like to take to a fancy dinner party without narco-trafficing.

These people are terrorists in the very definition of the word. The idea that the cartels are suddenly going to roll over and die is silly, especially since they won't give up the power they've accumulated through the years without a bloody fight.
 
2013-02-22 05:09:51 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Ed Grubermann: Then why bring it up?

Why ask me why I brought it up?


Non sequitur statement begs qualifying question, that's why.

Comment in thread about twins: "I heard there was an incest rape video, but I'm totally not interested in seeing it, nor searching for it."

Legitimate question that is begged: "WTF, dude, why even bring that shiat up, then?"

Clearer? I doubt it.
 
2013-02-22 05:16:34 AM  

BronyMedic: cc_rider: I doubt it will have much effect on either of us. Someone will step in to fill his place, and the blow will be still be flowing over the borders. We'll just keep filling up up our prisons while Mexico fills up it's graveyards with headless corpses. El Chapo, we hardly knew ye.

Yay, the War on Drugs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVkk6fH2u0Y

While the war on drugs needs to end and the US needs to take a common sense and evidence based approach to drug control and treatment, I find it difficult to believe that people like El Chapo here would be the kind of people you'd like to take to a fancy dinner party without narco-trafficing.

These people are terrorists in the very definition of the word. The idea that the cartels are suddenly going to roll over and die is silly, especially since they won't give up the power they've accumulated through the years without a bloody fight.


Yo, I wasn't glorifying the asshat, Just noting that our drug policy and our interventions in Central and South America have created monsters like El Chapo and the like.

Remember Manuel Noriega?

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1933053_1 93 3052_1933051,00.html
 
2013-02-22 05:19:49 AM  
I'm still here El Guapo!
 
2013-02-22 05:31:41 AM  
And here I was thinking we had another asteroid story.  Then I thought that the US had decided to end their War on Drugs with an Executive Order legalizing all "soft" drugs - putting control of substance and taxation in the hand of the US Americans (as opposed to the non-US Americans).

So what, do we expect Guzman's replacement to be kinder, gentler, softer? Is that what we got in North Korea?  And, that's assuming the guy's dead.
 
2013-02-22 05:34:46 AM  

SquiggsIN: Good luck getting the medical, pharmaceutical, police, and prison lobbyists to support that.


The medical people have been on board with it for decades, along with the police. You have to contend with the feds and the US Senate to change the laws. That's where the problem lies.

cc_rider: Yo, I wasn't glorifying the asshat, Just noting that our drug policy and our interventions in Central and South America have created monsters like El Chapo and the like.

Remember Manuel Noriega?


No, I didn't think you were. I was just pointing out that legalization is not going to suddenly end the violence down there. In reality, it'll get far worse before it gets better. Each Cartel has carved out it's own warlord's serfdom down there. They have basic military training, and the equipment and weapons to take on most of the armies of their respective nations in even a token form. Right now, they're held in relative check because of the amount of profit to be had. Once that profit is gone, they're going to seek out ways to hold on to the power they had, and the most obvious targets are the Governments and localities of narco-terrorism ridden second and third world countries. Columbia has been seeing this for decades. Like your example, Panama too.
 
2013-02-22 05:36:47 AM  
The zetas probably did it, and will probably fill the vacuum.  Those dudes are probably the scariest mofos on the planet, other than maybe Seal Team 6.

Ex special forces, ex Gulf Cartel security force, now the most technologically advanced and brutal cartel in Central America.  Chances are, the new government made a pact with the Zetas to take out the Sinaloa and Gulf, maybe give them their Guatemalan territory to get them focused out of Mexico.

Scary stuff, wouldn't want to live anywhere near these dudes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Zetas

/end the war on drugs
 
2013-02-22 05:40:49 AM  
... or, as resident of Arizona's derpest metropolitan centre, I will confirm: nope, not at all.
 
2013-02-22 05:45:18 AM  

Ayn Rand's Social Worker: The zetas probably did it, and will probably fill the vacuum.  Those dudes are probably the scariest mofos on the planet, other than maybe Seal Team 6.

Ex special forces, ex Gulf Cartel security force, now the most technologically advanced and brutal cartel in Central America.  Chances are, the new government made a pact with the Zetas to take out the Sinaloa and Gulf, maybe give them their Guatemalan territory to get them focused out of Mexico.

Scary stuff, wouldn't want to live anywhere near these dudes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Zetas

/end the war on drugs


But remember folks, the REAL terrorists are the guys in Pakistan who couldn't even light a shoe on fire properly.
 
2013-02-22 05:47:19 AM  

SquiggsIN: This will have zero affect on the US or Mexico.  Someone else will step into the void created by this power vacuum.  (assuming it's true)


Basically, this.
 
2013-02-22 05:48:22 AM  

BronyMedic: Ayn Rand's Social Worker: The zetas probably did it, and will probably fill the vacuum.  Those dudes are probably the scariest mofos on the planet, other than maybe Seal Team 6.

Ex special forces, ex Gulf Cartel security force, now the most technologically advanced and brutal cartel in Central America.  Chances are, the new government made a pact with the Zetas to take out the Sinaloa and Gulf, maybe give them their Guatemalan territory to get them focused out of Mexico.

Scary stuff, wouldn't want to live anywhere near these dudes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Zetas

/end the war on drugs

But remember folks, the REAL terrorists are the guys in Pakistan who couldn't even light a shoe on fire properly.


Shoe fires would register on the drone IR and be rightfully exterminated.

Heh,
 
2013-02-22 05:51:39 AM  
So is it over?
Did we win the drug war?!
 
2013-02-22 05:54:16 AM  

SquiggsIN: BronyMedic: SquiggsIN: Good luck getting the medical, pharmaceutical, police, and prison lobbyists to support that.

The medical people have been on board with it for decades, along with the police. You have to contend with the feds and the US Senate to change the laws. That's where the problem lies.

This might be one of the most ignorant things I've seen in quite a while.  Especially the prison system, has zero interest or inclination in reforming a system that is requires the continuous building, upgrading, financing, and expansion of the prison system.  It would be bad for business.  Just like it would be bad for business for each other group I listed.


Actually, I think this is one of the most ignorant things I've heard in a while on the topic, mixed with a healthy dose of conspiracy. The Medical industry has nothing to gain from the continued criminalization of drugs. In fact, they would gain far more from what they have been pushing for decades, and that's the treatment of drug addicts as medical patients rather than criminals. Look at the countries in Europe which do just this for a prime example. Using Washington State as an example, the Seattle Police Department were one of the most vocal groups for the decriminalization of marijuana in the state. The fact of the matter is that the faults lie with the Federal Government, as any state who goes against the will of the Feds runs the risk of having Department of Justice funding pulled from them for doing so. It's the same tactic that the DOT and NHTSA used to get every state on board with the 0.08 BAC limit.

Considering only a fraction of the prison system is "for profit", that argument doesn't fly. Expansion of the federal prison system costs far more capital that could be used for other Government projects.

In reality, what you have are powerful religious right groups and shill lobbyist organizations who continue to pressure federal lawmakers, misinform their constituents, and mislead the American public.
 
2013-02-22 05:54:36 AM  

way south: So is it over?
Did we win the drug war?!


If "coming in second in terms of robbing the American people" counts as winning, then yes. You've won, second only to the healthcare "system".
 
2013-02-22 06:01:10 AM  
Miss Mexico 2013
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-22 06:05:06 AM  
I don't do any drugs and I'm trying to project how this goofball's death will affect me in the coming year.
It's Breaking News so I must be missing something.
 
2013-02-22 06:22:03 AM  
jbinghamoc.files.wordpress.com
RIP El Guapo
 
2013-02-22 06:23:07 AM  
I always expect disappointment when NEWS is combined with a headline without an indication of the story. I was thinking immigration news or some international incident.

Unless Mexican drug lords implode and create gravity wells when they die, this seems pretty unremarkable.
 
2013-02-22 06:26:28 AM  

OhioUGrad: The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?

Thank God I'm not the only one who was like WTF.....I was starting to feel racist there

/is it common to refer to all Hispanics by 3 names or more?


Usually they have four: first, middle, father's last name, mother's maiden name
 
2013-02-22 06:27:21 AM  

BronyMedic: cc_rider: I doubt it will have much effect on either of us. Someone will step in to fill his place, and the blow will be still be flowing over the borders. We'll just keep filling up up our prisons while Mexico fills up it's graveyards with headless corpses. El Chapo, we hardly knew ye.

Yay, the War on Drugs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVkk6fH2u0Y

While the war on drugs needs to end and the US needs to take a common sense and evidence based approach to drug control and treatment, I find it difficult to believe that people like El Chapo here would be the kind of people you'd like to take to a fancy dinner party without narco-trafficing.

These people are terrorists in the very definition of the word. The idea that the cartels are suddenly going to roll over and die is silly, especially since they won't give up the power they've accumulated through the years without a bloody fight.


They're not terrorists.
They're criminals. Yes, they do achieve status by using fear but that just makes them good at their job.

Terrorism requires more than that. It's also important to note that the US defines terrorism in a variety of ways depending on which department you get your definition from.
 
2013-02-22 06:34:07 AM  

awshat: And here I was thinking we had another asteroid story.  Then I thought that the US had decided to end their War on Drugs with an Executive Order legalizing all "soft" drugs - putting control of substance and taxation in the hand of the US Americans (as opposed to the non-US Americans).

So what, do we expect Guzman's replacement to be kinder, gentler, softer? Is that what we got in North Korea?  And, that's assuming the guy's dead.


You've hit on my skepticism.

Like any good drug lord - isn't Guzman more legend than man? Even his description takes on a mythic quality when you ask people: there are sightings and speculation.

If I recall correctly - there were some journalists speculating that Guzman doesn't exist. He's like a boogeyman. Guzman was likely created by one or more top members of the cartel.
 
2013-02-22 06:36:29 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: OhioUGrad: The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?

Thank God I'm not the only one who was like WTF.....I was starting to feel racist there

/is it common to refer to all Hispanics by 3 names or more?

Usually they have four: first, middle, father's last name, mother's maiden name


Well that is quite headache inducing
 
2013-02-22 06:37:23 AM  
Does he have a plethora of piñatas?
 
2013-02-22 06:44:42 AM  

Bontesla: awshat: And here I was thinking we had another asteroid story.  Then I thought that the US had decided to end their War on Drugs with an Executive Order legalizing all "soft" drugs - putting control of substance and taxation in the hand of the US Americans (as opposed to the non-US Americans).

So what, do we expect Guzman's replacement to be kinder, gentler, softer? Is that what we got in North Korea?  And, that's assuming the guy's dead.

You've hit on my skepticism.

Like any good drug lord - isn't Guzman more legend than man? Even his description takes on a mythic quality when you ask people: there are sightings and speculation.

If I recall correctly - there were some journalists speculating that Guzman doesn't exist. He's like a boogeyman. Guzman was likely created by one or more top members of the cartel.


Goddammitsomuch. Drug trafficker.
Apparently I talk religion and drugs and little too much for SwiftKey to predict my speech patterns.
 
2013-02-22 06:44:59 AM  

way south: So is it over?
Did we win the drug war?!


Yep. Drugs for everybody.
 
2013-02-22 06:48:44 AM  
as if there's not a #2 waiting in the wings.
 
2013-02-22 06:52:19 AM  
Mission Accomplished
 
2013-02-22 06:52:25 AM  

Deep Contact: Miss Mexico 2013
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x960]


Now this is something I could really get behind.
 
2013-02-22 07:04:59 AM  
El Chapo Guzmán was captured in Guatemala in 2001, but escaped the prison of "maximum security" Puente Grande, hidden in a shopping laundry two years later.

I'm some shirts.
 
2013-02-22 07:11:46 AM  

Dear Jerk: El Chapo Guzmán was captured in Guatemala in 2001, but escaped the prison of "maximum security" Puente Grande, hidden in a shopping laundry two years later.

I'm some shirts.


Seems legit.
 
2013-02-22 07:16:00 AM  

Deep Contact: Miss Mexico 2013
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x960]


You know, I generally like lightening the mood with bewbs, but that just reminds me of this story.
And that story makes me kinda sad.
 
2013-02-22 07:44:36 AM  

skinink: I see that it is now acceptable to publish articles after they've been put through Google Translate.


Via three different languages.  Twice.
 
2013-02-22 07:45:28 AM  

phamwaa: skinink: I see that it is now acceptable to publish articles after they've been put through Google Translate.

Via three different languages.  Twice.


Per the Chicano Manual of Style.
 
2013-02-22 07:56:22 AM  

Gawdzila: Deep Contact: Miss Mexico 2013
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x960]

You know, I generally like lightening the mood with bewbs, but that just reminds me of this story.
And that story makes me kinda sad.



Yeah, that is sad and such a waste.
 
2013-02-22 08:19:03 AM  
One pendejo dies, another takes his place.
 
2013-02-22 08:27:26 AM  

zixr: R.I.P El Chapo


R I P El Guapo

www.american-buddha.com
 
2013-02-22 08:42:25 AM  
Good.  This makes me wish there was a Hell.
 
2013-02-22 08:43:27 AM  
The world's most powerful drug trafficker, Mexican billionaire Joaquin El Chapo Guzman Loera, was designated by The Chicago Crime Commission and the DEA as Chicago's Public Enemy #1, a title held by Al Capone at the height of Prohibition in the 1930s. In making the announcement on Valentines' Day, Art Bilek, the commission's executive vice president, said that "What Al Capone was to beer and whiskey, Guzman is to narcotics."

Amazing how these idiots can actually draw a parallel between this guy and Al Capone, yet completely fail to realize that the war they're fighting is every bit as futile as was Prohibition.

Also underscoring their stupidity is the fact that beer and whiskey (probably their government-approval-stamped intoxicants of choice) get named, yet everything else gets lumped under the term "narcotics," irrespective of each substance's narcotic properties.
 
2013-02-22 08:53:32 AM  
Soooo, if this pans out, does that mean Wikileaks had a role in this man's death by releasing otherwise private and confidential information?

/also, power vacuum
//those are exciting
 
2013-02-22 08:57:11 AM  
Aww... i was hoping this was anther meteor thread.
 
2013-02-22 08:59:27 AM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Soooo, if this pans out, does that mean Wikileaks had a role in this man's death by releasing otherwise private and confidential information?

/also, power vacuum
//those are exciting


So do we get to see a cartel versus wikileaks war now?  That'd be over quickly.
 
2013-02-22 08:59:33 AM  
I thought Brad Davis died years ago of the AIDSes.
 
2013-02-22 09:10:39 AM  
Could have a big impact if it were true. Bunch of shiat.
 
2013-02-22 09:12:55 AM  

SquiggsIN: Pharmacy and Medical industries, as well, stand to lose plenty if people turn to a cheap plant like cannabis instead of relying on traditional medicine for the plethora of conditions now proven to be treatable with cannabis therapy.


I like the occassional toke as much as the next guy, but it's beyond foolish to think legal MJ would have any effect on that. There's some specific types of pain that may be lessened with weed, and it's great for those people too sick to eat. "Plethora of conditions proven treatable?" Hardly. Those are just sick people who like to get high. No one is going to be throwing away their BP meds the day MJ is legal. Nor their lortab, cause that shiat is great.
 
2013-02-22 09:13:20 AM  
If only this kid-farking, brown people enslaving, government corrupting douchewad had been captured 12 years ago...  Think of all of the trouble that could have been avoided ;)
 
2013-02-22 09:13:39 AM  

SquiggsIN: the line between conspiracy and fact is usually a time line. Our government has been involved in illegal narco-trafficking for decades. There are plenty of government hands interested in maintaining the current conditions. Despite factions in each of the original groups i mentioned supporting reform, a large number of people depend on funding (as you said federal dollars) for their continued existence. The vast majority of police departments make a windfall on property and cash seizures from drug busts. Many of these departments have expanded significantly with these added funds and would be forced to make drastic cuts in order to operate without them. Pharmacy and Medical industries, as well, stand to lose plenty if people turn to a cheap plant like cannabis instead of relying on traditional medicine for the plethora of conditions now proven to be treatable with cannabis therapy. Back to the prisons, since most are now contracted out by states and municipalities to private for-profit corporations, their business model requires the continued incarceration of drug users.

Yes, there are groups within each of my "lobbyist categories" which support reforming the system but, it's idiotic to say that those groups are a majority across this country. Your example was the Seattle police... ask the NYPD about how they feel about the issue.


I agree with you on every part but the bolded part.  To say this means you must lack understanding of the pharmaceutical industry (no disrespect).  Pharmaceutical companies make their money because of change and being the first to adapt to change.  It is a very highly competitive market because patents on their drugs expire which usually only gives a company anywhere between 5 and 10 years to recoup costs of research and development of the drugs.  Hopefully they can cover those costs before the patent runs out and then start making a profit.  Drug patents last for 20 years, however the patent is filed very early in the development stage, prior to initial clinical trials.  These trials can take a very long time, and even after the trials, it then has to go up for review to the FDA.  Once their patent wears off, they lose their monopoly and competition drives the price down.  It behooves pharmaceutical companies to be the fastest to adapt to change in order to make money.  They need change.  Contrary to popular belief, it is much better suited to the pharmaceutical company to develop a cure and corner the market for a decade, than to just keep producing the same treatments.  If Marijuana and other illegal drugs are so medically viable, most drug companies will be chomping at the bit for the opportunity to be the first ones to corner the market.
 
2013-02-22 09:14:10 AM  
So if I read that correctly.... WikiLeaks was leaked an email that talked about how they think they found this guy in "El Petén in Guatemala" , a Guatemalan newspaper reporter saw this, wrote an article, which was then picked up by south american TV news, and as soon as The Cartels heard the rumor on the news... they sent a hit squad out who had shot him to death inside of his armored luxury SUV within hours of the report airing.

Interesting.
 
2013-02-22 09:21:22 AM  

SubBass49: DeathByGeekSquad: Soooo, if this pans out, does that mean Wikileaks had a role in this man's death by releasing otherwise private and confidential information?

/also, power vacuum
//those are exciting

So do we get to see a cartel versus wikileaks war now?  That'd be over quickly.


Wouldn't expect it.  I'd venture to say Cartel vs Cartel with unintentional assists by Wikileaks.

Honestly, I hope investigations reveal that this is indeed the cartel leader, and that he was assassinated in part because of the information that Wikileaks provided.  People need to think about the farking impact before they release information for the sake of self-determined transparency.
 
2013-02-22 09:22:18 AM  

BronyMedic: SquiggsIN: BronyMedic: SquiggsIN: Good luck getting the medical, pharmaceutical, police, and prison lobbyists to support that.

The medical people have been on board with it for decades, along with the police. You have to contend with the feds and the US Senate to change the laws. That's where the problem lies.

This might be one of the most ignorant things I've seen in quite a while.  Especially the prison system, has zero interest or inclination in reforming a system that is requires the continuous building, upgrading, financing, and expansion of the prison system.  It would be bad for business.  Just like it would be bad for business for each other group I listed.

Actually, I think this is one of the most ignorant things I've heard in a while on the topic, mixed with a healthy dose of conspiracy. The Medical industry has nothing to gain from the continued criminalization of drugs. In fact, they would gain far more from what they have been pushing for decades, and that's the treatment of drug addicts as medical patients rather than criminals. Look at the countries in Europe which do just this for a prime example. Using Washington State as an example, the Seattle Police Department were one of the most vocal groups for the decriminalization of marijuana in the state. The fact of the matter is that the faults lie with the Federal Government, as any state who goes against the will of the Feds runs the risk of having Department of Justice funding pulled from them for doing so. It's the same tactic that the DOT and NHTSA used to get every state on board with the 0.08 BAC limit.

Considering only a fraction of the prison system is "for profit", that argument doesn't fly. Expansion of the federal prison system costs far more capital that could be used for other Government projects.

In reality, what you have are powerful religious right groups and shill lobbyist organizations who continue to pressure federal lawmakers, misinform their constituents, and mislead the Americ ...



7/8 is a fraction.
 
2013-02-22 09:25:14 AM  

The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?


WOTi.imgur.com WOT

INTERNATIONAL ALARM
 
2013-02-22 09:26:31 AM  

DeathByGeekSquad: SubBass49: DeathByGeekSquad: Soooo, if this pans out, does that mean Wikileaks had a role in this man's death by releasing otherwise private and confidential information?

/also, power vacuum
//those are exciting

So do we get to see a cartel versus wikileaks war now?  That'd be over quickly.

Wouldn't expect it.  I'd venture to say Cartel vs Cartel with unintentional assists by Wikileaks.

Honestly, I hope investigations reveal that this is indeed the cartel leader, and that he was assassinated in part because of the information that Wikileaks provided.  People need to think about the farking impact before they release information for the sake of self-determined transparency.


Yeah, that'd be a total bummer if some drug lord got wasted because of free flow of information.
 
2013-02-22 09:27:24 AM  

TheJoe03: Isn't it great how none of the politicians ever really focus on how much of a clusterfark it is in Mexico and how much that affects us. The entire war down there is based not only on our drug use but our drug policy, but no one in Washington is talking about doing anything about it. Hard to talk about immigration from Latin America (which is what the whole immigration debate seems to be about for these guys, you hear little about Asian or European immigration) without talking about what is actually going on in Mexico and Latin America and how some of our policies have created them and how to change it.


NPR did a bit about how it's actually worse in the U.S. territory Puerto Rico than on the Mexican border.  I was floored but finally relieved that these two areas were going to receive the attention they needed.....

Then the week passed without any other coverage or news and I forgot until just now.

/Knock knock
//Who's there?
///9-11
 
2013-02-22 09:32:26 AM  

The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?


Meow said the dog is the only one who could have. The entire article was that way.
 
2013-02-22 09:36:28 AM  

phamwaa: skinink: I see that it is now acceptable to publish articles after they've been put through Google Translate.

Via three different languages.  Twice.


Came to say this, but it was basically covered right off the bat.
 
2013-02-22 09:39:49 AM  

SquiggsIN: Pharmacy and Medical industries, as well, stand to lose plenty if people turn to a cheap plant like cannabis instead of relying on traditional medicine for the plethora of conditions now proven to be treatable with cannabis therapy


jbinghamoc.files.wordpress.com

/some creative copypasta and my work here is done.
 
2013-02-22 09:43:14 AM  
Maybe he heard that the US might make drugs legal and shot himself out of sheer terror.
 
2013-02-22 09:53:19 AM  
www.gq.com

R.I.P. El Guapo
 
2013-02-22 10:04:11 AM  
They are already recanting on the chapo being dead
 
2013-02-22 10:28:50 AM  
so, there's job opening then? war on terror, war on drugs, war on the american people - flame on!
 
2013-02-22 10:29:05 AM  

WhyteRaven74: violentsalvation: I doubt the level of violence in Mexico will be affected, the quantity, purity and price of drugs reaching the US certainly won't be.

Short term, probably right. Thing is, if he is dead, there's no a major power vacuum and it's not going to be filled peacefully. What's more any time spent in skirmishes trying to take his place is time not spent minding shop, which makes the odds of shipments and people being caught quite a lot greater.


Yeah but there is an economy of scale here. You can''t move this level of product with infrastructure. It is going to be easier to disrupt filling the vacuum as opposed to tangoing with a heavily armed billionaire.
 
2013-02-22 10:31:54 AM  
Whew, for a second I thought this was reference to the cancelling of "El Capo", my favorite t.v. show. I guess I can go back to microwaving popcorn and sitting on my ass.
 
2013-02-22 10:40:12 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-22 10:43:41 AM  
This has nothing to do with marijuana, or "pot" as the kids call it these days.

Drug traffickers like these guys don't deal with pot.  It's coke and heroin, and "other".
-also guns and sex
 
2013-02-22 10:51:13 AM  
So this is why it has suddenly become so hard to score a dime bag of Mexican skunk.
 
2013-02-22 10:57:41 AM  
A billionaire drug lord that everybody knows about? How's that supposed to work?
 
2013-02-22 11:17:40 AM  
R.I.P. Guzman
 
2013-02-22 11:18:39 AM  
grr... once again

howtomakeitinamerica.com

R.I.P. Guzman
 
2013-02-22 11:21:51 AM  
He never stays at the same place twice.
4.bp.blogspot.com

/Watch out for the new guy, Diablo
 
2013-02-22 11:27:32 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Speaking of Mexican drug gangs, there's a new video floating around showing a gang beheading 3 dudes. Didn't watch it and I have no intention of doing so.




Used to watch those videos from time to time... but after seeing the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs video that was pretty much it for me.
 
2013-02-22 12:05:55 PM  

TheJoe03: Isn't it great how none of the politicians ever really focus on how much of a clusterfark it is in Mexico and how much that affects us. The entire war down there is based not only on our drug use but our drug policy, but no one in Washington is talking about doing anything about it. Hard to talk about immigration from Latin America (which is what the whole immigration debate seems to be about for these guys, you hear little about Asian or European immigration) without talking about what is actually going on in Mexico and Latin America and how some of our policies have created them and how to change it.


THIS.
 
2013-02-22 12:22:55 PM  
Obama is ruthless about protecting distribution rights in Chicago

That's Rahm's territory. Guzman be dead soon or is now. Don't step on Obama's trade routes.
 
2013-02-22 12:31:18 PM  
Good.  Fark the useless piece of shat.  I wish there was a Hell for this guy to burn in.
 
2013-02-22 12:33:36 PM  
Thought i was stroking out trying to read that crap.
 
2013-02-22 12:46:56 PM  

theurge14: The Ottoman: "Hours later, a clash registered on a site as Hamlet said Valentine, San Francisco, El Peten, Guatemala international alarms sounded, the one confirmed four dead, two of them aboard a luxury armored truck in which lies the corpse of a person with a physical resemblance to El Chapo Guzman. "

Who the hell wrote this?

WOT[i.imgur.com image 70x71] WOT

INTERNATIONAL ALARM


TFA:

s11.postimage.org
 
2013-02-22 02:08:02 PM  
Holy fail at writing.
 
2013-02-22 02:33:50 PM  
I once heard that Guzman and his posse entered a diner, confiscated everyone's cell phones, told everyone to be cool honey bunny, sat down, ate, returned phones and picked up the tab for the entire restaurant.
 
2013-02-22 02:46:01 PM  
What the heck is a 'fir Straffor'?
 
2013-02-22 08:22:56 PM  

bratface: What the heck is a 'fir Straffor'?


Pine tree bands.
 
2013-02-23 03:00:10 AM  
content6.flixster.com  guzman's last moments.
 
2013-02-23 08:58:11 PM  
is it bigger than Tunguska?
 
2013-02-24 05:54:29 PM  
If ya scroll down the comments quickly, the pics looks like a promo for Storage Wars.
 
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