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(The Sun)   Naked cooking blog sparks naked cooking craze, may leave you craving fish tacos or sausage depending on your appetites (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 32
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Pud [TotalFark]
2013-02-22 09:21:47 AM
6 votes:
I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.
2013-02-22 10:59:53 AM
3 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 10:54:17 AM
3 votes:
2013-02-22 09:49:01 AM
3 votes:
waiter there's a public hair in my soup
2013-02-22 01:00:32 PM
2 votes:

oldfarthenry: WhippingBoy: Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.

Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.

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Them Brits ain't naturally pretty like us 'merikuns!


I thought the Ghostbusters killed that thing.
2013-02-22 12:06:01 PM
2 votes:
i47.tinypic.com www.sunnyrainbowtours.com.my
2013-02-22 10:36:13 AM
2 votes:

WhippingBoy: Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.

Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.


2.bp.blogspot.com
Them Brits ain't naturally pretty like us 'merikuns!
2013-02-22 09:51:37 AM
2 votes:
further proof that 99.999999999% of the human population should not be naked in the light
2013-02-22 09:51:08 AM
2 votes:
More proof nudists are the last people you want to see nude.
2013-02-22 09:50:33 AM
2 votes:

ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.


I agree, 23 years ago my wife got dreadlocks while on our honeymoon in Jamaica... I almost left her there.
2013-02-22 09:48:52 AM
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


like "coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat" sad.
2013-02-22 09:47:38 AM
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


Mournful
2013-02-22 09:42:57 AM
2 votes:
Came here for splattering grease/bacon reference.
Leaving satisfied.
/om nom nom nom
2013-02-22 01:15:24 PM
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Something about food and sex and eroticising the food/sex and the sex/food and nude, or as nude as could be in commercial film in 1960.

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Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?

Antoninus: When I have them, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.

Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.


Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

Sorry, it made me think of this.
2013-02-22 12:20:57 PM
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Is nothing sacred?

No one had a chef's hat


www.siegler.net

/it's a serious profession.
2013-02-22 11:56:07 AM
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: Vegetative reproduction: This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I've cooked bacon shirtless.  I have also used the bathroom after chopping hot peppers.

/DNRTFA

Ever chopped hot peppers then rub your eye? Turns out I'm an idiot. For a while after that, an idiot in a whole lot of pain.


No, but I ate jalapeno poppers once and then removed my contacts later. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
2013-02-22 10:53:34 AM
1 votes:
imgc.allpostersimages.com
2013-02-22 10:32:05 AM
1 votes:

Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.


Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.
2013-02-22 10:29:13 AM
1 votes:
a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.
2013-02-22 10:25:06 AM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-22 10:16:49 AM
1 votes:
It took me a little bit, but, after reading the words in TFA I discovered it was for a vegan cooking blog.
Do Not Want. Sharp knees, bony hips, etc.
/deletes bookmark
2013-02-22 10:10:36 AM
1 votes:
jodiandmike.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-22 10:08:03 AM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


You don't like flapjacks?
2013-02-22 10:07:26 AM
1 votes:
Farkers = internet hunks . As if the majority of the pasty whales that were too slow to outrun you gluttonous wads of hairy flesh now trapped in your miserable worlds are better looking than the women in this article.
2013-02-22 10:05:24 AM
1 votes:
I think the Germans have a word for those..  Teetsafloppen.
2013-02-22 10:03:32 AM
1 votes:
Something about food and sex and eroticising the food/sex and the sex/food and nude, or as nude as could be in commercial film in 1960.

i.telegraph.co.uk

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?

Antoninus: When I have them, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.

Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.
2013-02-22 10:01:47 AM
1 votes:
i.telegraph.co.uk

What do you mean you didn't like my casserole?
2013-02-22 09:58:02 AM
1 votes:

Pud: I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.


Roast beef is probably a staple though.
2013-02-22 09:52:42 AM
1 votes:

genepool lifeboat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.

Mournful


Lugubrious.
2013-02-22 09:51:32 AM
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

Au Contraire!

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Lesson:  If you're naturally beautiful, you have a lot more leeway in how you adorn yourself.
2013-02-22 09:51:13 AM
1 votes:
Cleaning out my dad's place after he passed away, I found a picture of him and an ex-GF cooking naked.  What has been seen cannot be unseen.
2013-02-22 09:45:53 AM
1 votes:
There are a lot of sad tits in that article.
 
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