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(The Sun)   Naked cooking blog sparks naked cooking craze, may leave you craving fish tacos or sausage depending on your appetites (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 181
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2013-02-22 12:57:35 PM
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2013-02-22 01:00:32 PM

oldfarthenry: WhippingBoy: Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.

Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.

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Them Brits ain't naturally pretty like us 'merikuns!


I thought the Ghostbusters killed that thing.
 
2013-02-22 01:01:51 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: I'm just saying...

I had a hardcore feminist roommie that preached about loving your body and don't use cosmetic surgery and all of that. She was completely covered in tattoos. Doesn't add up to me. But hey, if it works for others, rock on.

/has tattoos

Different people see it differently. I can see how someone would think that plastic surgery is terrible, but tattoos (being less invasive) are just fine.

Personally, I think they can look either great or terrible, depending.


Hm. Alright, I can see that. It just seems like they are trying to "enhance" just as much as... let's say...a small boobie adjustment.
But I can definitely see what you're saying. It just doesn't compute in my head. I need to get out more.
 
2013-02-22 01:06:17 PM

genepool lifeboat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.

Mournful


They're like two suicide notes wrapped in a glitter bra.
 
2013-02-22 01:06:17 PM

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: I'm just saying...

I had a hardcore feminist roommie that preached about loving your body and don't use cosmetic surgery and all of that. She was completely covered in tattoos. Doesn't add up to me. But hey, if it works for others, rock on.

/has tattoos

Different people see it differently. I can see how someone would think that plastic surgery is terrible, but tattoos (being less invasive) are just fine.

Personally, I think they can look either great or terrible, depending.

Hm. Alright, I can see that. It just seems like they are trying to "enhance" just as much as... let's say...a small boobie adjustment.
But I can definitely see what you're saying. It just doesn't compute in my head. I need to get out more.


Oh, hell - I have no actual idea about what's going through people's heads, I just try to find a way to make what they're saying not crazy. I don't have any tattoos and never want one, so I can't actually say what her reasoning is.
 
2013-02-22 01:08:01 PM

StrikitRich: What an actual naked chef might look like?


Neither naked nor a chef!
 
2013-02-22 01:15:12 PM
As a professional, no thank you.

Even cooking for a girl critter, it is rare, because of the chance of spatter from oil, a need to have a towel handy, and the like. My usual concession is a apron, and even then, hot and sharp in combination with dangly bits makes me nervous. Cute in theory, and the ladies do sometimes like a cheeky time, but in practice, I'd rather strip back out of clothes for a breakfast in bed, than cook in the altogether...
 
2013-02-22 01:15:24 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Something about food and sex and eroticising the food/sex and the sex/food and nude, or as nude as could be in commercial film in 1960.

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Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?

Antoninus: When I have them, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.

Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.


Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

Sorry, it made me think of this.
 
2013-02-22 01:22:18 PM

seadoo2006: I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.


What's better is the group photo where they blurred the area between adjacent people's legs.
 
2013-02-22 01:32:06 PM

megarian: ////everyone loves boobies


The truth. You speak it.
 
2013-02-22 01:44:25 PM

pump: seadoo2006: I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.

What's better is the group photo where they blurred the area between adjacent people's legs.


Lest we see the lewd greater trochanter.
 
2013-02-22 01:49:29 PM

Pair-o-Dice: megarian: ////everyone loves boobies

The truth. You speak it.


I did the maths. I carried the 2s. Got some sums. Square roots and such... why aren't there more pics of naked boobies in this thread?
 
2013-02-22 01:50:48 PM
This reminded me of one of the more horrid things I'd seen - a woman and husband were into cooking naked, and were making pasta. She decided it would be "fun" to perform fellatio. He was in the process of boiling water and, apparently she did something he really enjoyed, and ended up spilling the pot.

All over her. 2nd and 3rd degree burns over her head, chest, shoulders, plus a skull fracture from the pot hitting her head.

He ended up with severe lacerations on his penis from her biting (half tensing up from boiling water, half from the force of the pot smacking her head). He also had 2nd and 3rd degree burns from his lower abdomen down to his legs.

I have utterly refused to do anything in the kitchen with Ms. Scubamage ever since.
 
2013-02-22 01:54:53 PM

megarian: Pair-o-Dice: megarian: ////everyone loves boobies

The truth. You speak it.

I did the maths. I carried the 2s. Got some sums. Square roots and such... why aren't there more pics of naked boobies in this thread?


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2013-02-22 01:57:39 PM
I'll check back later.
 
2013-02-22 02:05:58 PM

funzyr: Call me when Giada starts doing this.


Her head is way too big, and her smile way too predatory.

I guess I should not be surprised at the basement dwelling virgins on Fark and their disdain for the several pretty women in the story.  But you're a lot sadder than the saggiest set of tits there.
 
2013-02-22 02:05:58 PM
I like cooking. I like nudity.

I don't think I'd like combining the two. Call me nuts.
 
2013-02-22 02:29:16 PM
Two words: grease spatter.
 
2013-02-22 02:55:32 PM
Sorry, but I thought of this for some reason:
 
2013-02-22 02:58:06 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: FirstNationalBastard

funzyr: Call me when Giada starts doing this.

Or Nigella.

In fact, Giada, Nigella, Cat Cora, and random fourth broad of your choice doing a nude cooking show.


Who's the drunk one? Sandy Dee?


Who's the one from Barefoot Contessa? Her?
 
2013-02-22 03:00:01 PM
Sorry, try this again:


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2013-02-22 03:46:01 PM
Food and boobs? Excellent! /not a bookmark
 
2013-02-22 05:21:59 PM
It's "refreshing" to see all those "natural" boobs- about as "good" as their dental work, but refreshing none the less-
 
2013-02-22 05:32:50 PM
Two of those girls are REALLY hot.

Two of those girls are ugly as fark.

And then there's a fat guy, an old guy, and an ugly guy.

/Yikes.
 
2013-02-22 06:31:46 PM

Hobodeluxe: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

Au Contraire!

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wow, that looks airbrushed to hell and back.

if not, props to her genes.
 
2013-02-22 06:36:29 PM

Karac: I May Be Crazy But...: Vegetative reproduction: This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I've cooked bacon shirtless.  I have also used the bathroom after chopping hot peppers.

/DNRTFA

Ever chopped hot peppers then rub your eye? Turns out I'm an idiot. For a while after that, an idiot in a whole lot of pain.

No, but I do remember seeing a training video of some Australian soldiers who didn't decontaminate properly after going through a gas chamber exercise and BEFORE going to the bathroom.

/Whatever they used, it was not the standard CS gas; from the results it was some kind of blister agent.
//What has been seen cannot be unseen


When we did the CS gas training drill (the one where you unmask and inhale a bit of it) my sinuses spontaneously produced a torrent of snot. Weirdest and grossest thing ever. Mere seconds before I was breathing fine, no congestion, then I instantaneously had what must have been half a cup of snot hanging to my waist.

So there's that.
 
2013-02-22 06:41:34 PM

notatrollorami: Karac: I May Be Crazy But...: Vegetative reproduction: This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I've cooked bacon shirtless.  I have also used the bathroom after chopping hot peppers.

/DNRTFA

Ever chopped hot peppers then rub your eye? Turns out I'm an idiot. For a while after that, an idiot in a whole lot of pain.

No, but I do remember seeing a training video of some Australian soldiers who didn't decontaminate properly after going through a gas chamber exercise and BEFORE going to the bathroom.

/Whatever they used, it was not the standard CS gas; from the results it was some kind of blister agent.
//What has been seen cannot be unseen

When we did the CS gas training drill (the one where you unmask and inhale a bit of it) my sinuses spontaneously produced a torrent of snot. Weirdest and grossest thing ever. Mere seconds before I was breathing fine, no congestion, then I instantaneously had what must have been half a cup of snot hanging to my waist.

So there's that.


I remember having two distinct trails of gunk running out of my nose - one from each nostril all the way to the ground, and I'm just under 6 foot.
They'd spin and sway as I coughed, twirling around each other, but never quite joining, then they'd unwind in the other direction like a twisted swingseat and fly apart again.

Now, let's get back to talking about food.
 
2013-02-22 07:39:59 PM
NSFW = Not Safe for Wok
 
2013-02-23 05:54:52 AM
My tastes are pretty broad; I find attractive things about all sorts of women, including "imperfect", regular, everyday girls.
Hell, I even thought a couple of the girls on that story were pretty nice looking.  But...
If I have to suffer through a feminist vegan blog to see it then fark that noise.
Maybe someone will make a Firefox plugin that deletes all the text from a website and leaves only the images, but until then I'm gonna give these sites a miss.
 
2013-02-23 06:23:58 AM

Gawdzila: My tastes are pretty broad; I find attractive things about all sorts of women, including "imperfect", regular, everyday girls.
Hell, I even thought a couple of the girls on that story were pretty nice looking.  But...
If I have to suffer through a feminist vegan blog to see it then fark that noise.
Maybe someone will make a Firefox plugin that deletes all the text from a website and leaves only the images, but until then I'm gonna give these sites a miss.


but how else will you order from mcdonalds?
with the picture menu?

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2013-02-23 06:45:01 AM
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