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(The Sun)   Naked cooking blog sparks naked cooking craze, may leave you craving fish tacos or sausage depending on your appetites (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 181
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Pud
2013-02-22 09:21:47 AM  
I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.
 
2013-02-22 09:42:57 AM  
Came here for splattering grease/bacon reference.
Leaving satisfied.
/om nom nom nom
 
2013-02-22 09:44:03 AM  
Done in one.

Close it!
 
2013-02-22 09:44:14 AM  
Hollywood- out of ideas
Cooking shows- just ran out of ideas

biatchin' kitchen?
Naked cooking? WTF?
 
2013-02-22 09:44:39 AM  
The artwork on "Soph" is gorgeous. The lasagne and side of greens also looks really yummy.
 
2013-02-22 09:44:50 AM  
White people should never get dreadlocks.
 
2013-02-22 09:44:59 AM  
I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.
 
2013-02-22 09:45:53 AM  
There are a lot of sad tits in that article.
 
2013-02-22 09:46:00 AM  

Pud: I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.


But there are lots that require strips of raw meat.
 
2013-02-22 09:46:21 AM  
no thanks
 
2013-02-22 09:47:38 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


Mournful
 
2013-02-22 09:48:18 AM  

ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.


Au Contraire!

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-22 09:48:41 AM  
Hmmm.  I'm intrigued, I think.
 
2013-02-22 09:48:52 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


like "coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat" sad.
 
2013-02-22 09:48:55 AM  
If Giada and Laura Calder are willing, I'll watch.
 
2013-02-22 09:49:01 AM  
waiter there's a public hair in my soup
 
2013-02-22 09:49:16 AM  
I'll take two of those to go.
With nothing on it.
 
2013-02-22 09:49:27 AM  
Eating naked instead is better. Cooking is messy and there's all kinds of hair that normally isn't a factor that you could introduce.
 
2013-02-22 09:49:42 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


Indeed, it reinforces the old adage that the only people who go to/advocate nudist places are not the people you would want to see nude.
 
2013-02-22 09:50:33 AM  

ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.


I agree, 23 years ago my wife got dreadlocks while on our honeymoon in Jamaica... I almost left her there.
 
2013-02-22 09:51:08 AM  
More proof nudists are the last people you want to see nude.
 
2013-02-22 09:51:13 AM  
Cleaning out my dad's place after he passed away, I found a picture of him and an ex-GF cooking naked.  What has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
2013-02-22 09:51:32 AM  

Hobodeluxe: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

Au Contraire!

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x425]


Lesson:  If you're naturally beautiful, you have a lot more leeway in how you adorn yourself.
 
2013-02-22 09:51:37 AM  
further proof that 99.999999999% of the human population should not be naked in the light
 
2013-02-22 09:51:50 AM  

Hobodeluxe: waiter there's a public hair in my soup


Be quiet! If people hear, everyone will want one.
 
2013-02-22 09:51:52 AM  
I don't intend to be a prude, but it doesn't sound very safe. The last thing we need is someone catching their pubes on fire.

Now, naked dinner parties, that's a good time.
 
2013-02-22 09:52:18 AM  
The people with the most to be modest about, aren't.
 
2013-02-22 09:52:35 AM  
Does Hannah have a beard?????
 
2013-02-22 09:52:42 AM  

genepool lifeboat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.

Mournful


Lugubrious.
 
2013-02-22 09:53:46 AM  
Not impressed at all with those sad titties. All of a sudden this croissant from Jason's Deli doesn't taste so good.
 
2013-02-22 09:53:56 AM  

seadoo2006: I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.


Not if you click through to the  actual site.  They seem to let it all hang out.

Rather mesmerizing website.  I'm sure most folks visit the site for the recipes.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-02-22 09:53:58 AM  
Cooking naked is not for sissies.
 
2013-02-22 09:54:19 AM  
Anyone else spot the unnecessary censorship in the last image?

/yeah, probably done just to avoid some stupid complaints
 
2013-02-22 09:54:22 AM  
I honestly think a way to curb obesity is to let everyone know what most people look like naked.
 
2013-02-22 09:55:00 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

I agree, 23 years ago my wife got dreadlocks while on our honeymoon in Jamaica... I almost left her there.


you don't "get dreadlocks" they take time to grow and tangle, without washing your hair, you wife got her hair braided, which yes sucks
 
2013-02-22 09:55:21 AM  

seadoo2006: I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.


Most countries do not have problems with women's breasts. Look at our movie rating system, you can show a guy getting shot in the face and still be PG but one sign of a nipple and you are rated R
 
2013-02-22 09:55:43 AM  

Pair-o-Dice: Not impressed at all with those sad titties. All of a sudden this croissant from Jason's Deli doesn't taste so good.


That's what natural large breasts look like. They don't defy gravity. Get over it.
 
2013-02-22 09:56:12 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


Extremely sad.  Especially for the one with all the sparkly my-little-pony tattoos.  They're so sad I can't quite tell if they're even female.
 
2013-02-22 09:56:49 AM  
The cute one on the right in the large pic looks like Bobby Flays sister Sue.
 
2013-02-22 09:56:51 AM  
Why no Weeners or Boobies tag?

This story is based on a Channel 4 documentary called My Teenage Daughter the Nudist .....and you're already off to the BT sites.
 
2013-02-22 09:58:02 AM  

Pud: I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.


Roast beef is probably a staple though.
 
2013-02-22 09:58:19 AM  

the_vicious_fez: Pair-o-Dice: Not impressed at all with those sad titties. All of a sudden this croissant from Jason's Deli doesn't taste so good.

That's what natural large breasts look like. They don't defy gravity. Get over it.


Sorry Skippy, but I've dated women with large breasts and they didn't look like that.
 
2013-02-22 09:58:30 AM  
Waiter , theres a Boob in my soup!
 
2013-02-22 10:00:03 AM  
Know how to spot a virgin? They think it smells like fish.
 
2013-02-22 10:00:10 AM  

Heraclitus: Waiter , theres a Boob in my soup!


Is that to complain or to brag?
 
2013-02-22 10:00:31 AM  
What an ironic way to both gain and lose one's appetite.
 
2013-02-22 10:01:36 AM  

ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.


but it's the only way to tell that they're not racists, no they embrace their african ancestry, they have the drumming circle proficiency badge to prove it!!
 
2013-02-22 10:01:47 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

What do you mean you didn't like my casserole?
 
2013-02-22 10:02:14 AM  

Hobodeluxe: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

Au Contraire!

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x425]


ewww.... 10ft bargepole.
 
2013-02-22 10:02:28 AM  
Next crazes:
- naked fast-food drive-thru ordering
- naked home-renovating
- naked arc-welding
- naked nursing-home visits with Grandma
- naked clothes shopping
 
2013-02-22 10:02:46 AM  

monoski: seadoo2006: I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.

Most countries do not have problems with women's breasts. Look at our movie rating system, you can show a guy getting shot in the face and still be PG but one sign of a nipple and you are rated R


Yup, Janet Jackson's nipple on display and America has to sit down in the corner and fan itself with a lace handkerchief, rest of the world goes "Wut?"
 
2013-02-22 10:03:02 AM  
I will happily admit that some of those guys make me, uh, "hungry." Or another word that begins with H and ends in Y. Especially him:
 
2013-02-22 10:03:32 AM  
Something about food and sex and eroticising the food/sex and the sex/food and nude, or as nude as could be in commercial film in 1960.

i.telegraph.co.uk

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?

Antoninus: When I have them, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.

Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.
 
2013-02-22 10:04:40 AM  

maram500: I will happily admit that some of those guys make me, uh, "hungry." Or another word that begins with H and ends in Y. Especially him:


Damn you, Fark. You cut off my post. I was talking about the guy in the sixth photo, the one with the stuffed tomatoes.

/I'd stuff his tomato
//If you catch my drift
///In my bunk, no calls, etc
 
2013-02-22 10:05:24 AM  
I think the Germans have a word for those..  Teetsafloppen.
 
2013-02-22 10:05:25 AM  

Pud: I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.


That's why I cook bacon in the oven. Not on the stove.

Always delicious and never once had a burnt strip.
 
2013-02-22 10:06:28 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

I agree, 23 years ago my wife got dreadlocks while on our honeymoon in Jamaica... I almost left her there.


My son went through a Bob Marley phase in middle school and decided he had to have dredz.  Blew $60 on some hair product that promised to make it happen faster.  Had two girls parting and twisting his hair for him.  Rubbed each lock between his palms until they blistered.  If he'd put half as much effort into homework he'd have skipped high school for Harvard.

After six weeks, he got a crewcut that he still wears at age 22.
 
2013-02-22 10:07:26 AM  
Farkers = internet hunks . As if the majority of the pasty whales that were too slow to outrun you gluttonous wads of hairy flesh now trapped in your miserable worlds are better looking than the women in this article.
 
2013-02-22 10:07:47 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Something about food and sex and eroticising the food/sex and the sex/food and nude, or as nude as could be in commercial film in 1960.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x619]

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?

Antoninus: When I have them, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.

Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.


Oh I get it!  They're making innuendo!  About sexual orientation!  Because snails=weeners and oysters=vaginas!

In all seriousness, I wish that modern movies and television were as clever with innuendo as they used to be.  Nowadays they just kind of shove the sex talk in your face without any subtlety.  And I don't morally oppose it, but it just seems less clever and amusing.
 
2013-02-22 10:08:03 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


You don't like flapjacks?
 
2013-02-22 10:08:49 AM  
"Nude recipe ... pals show off their vegan pastitsio" - Looks more like pasballsio to me. How about we don't eat the food that was just teabagged.
 
2013-02-22 10:09:10 AM  

Pair-o-Dice: the_vicious_fez: Pair-o-Dice: Not impressed at all with those sad titties. All of a sudden this croissant from Jason's Deli doesn't taste so good.

That's what natural large breasts look like. They don't defy gravity. Get over it.

Sorry Skippy, but I've dated women with large breasts and they didn't look like that.


How old were these women? And how augmented were they?

This is what happens to a lot of large breasted women over time. Things start to sag. Nothing wrong with it. That's just the way it is.

/I should know, I have a set. There are NO PICS in my profile and no email, so don't bother clicking.
 
2013-02-22 10:10:36 AM  
jodiandmike.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-22 10:11:05 AM  
Waiter, there's a bookmark in my soup!
 
2013-02-22 10:12:07 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-02-22 10:15:46 AM  
So fellas - who's serving "dick-printed" mash potatoes to their sweeties on Oscar night?

`It's just like the sidewalk in front of the Chinese theatre!'
 
2013-02-22 10:16:49 AM  
It took me a little bit, but, after reading the words in TFA I discovered it was for a vegan cooking blog.
Do Not Want. Sharp knees, bony hips, etc.
/deletes bookmark
 
2013-02-22 10:16:59 AM  
Starter ... Hannah with her veg and peanut soup

Did anyone else read that as "vag and peanut soup"?
 
2013-02-22 10:17:31 AM  

oldfarthenry: So fellas - who's serving "dick-printed" mash potatoes to their sweeties on Oscar night?

`It's just like the sidewalk in front of the Chinese theatre!'


I didn't know it was that kind of party!
 
2013-02-22 10:17:54 AM  

oldfarthenry: Next crazes:
- naked fast-food drive-thru ordering
- naked home-renovating
- naked arc-welding
- naked nursing-home visits with Grandma
- naked clothes shopping


My dad told me a story back when he was selling shoes.  A guy walked into the store wearing a full tuxedo and bare feet.  His boss said, "if I can't sell to this guy, I quit!"

Turns out he was at a party, went back to a woman's place, and heard some keys in the door.  She tells the guy it's her husband and the dude leaves through the window, holding all his clothes in a bundle.  Runs away, gets dressed, realizes he left his shoes behind.  It's a rental tux, so he has to have the whole thing back or he'll get charged for the tux. 

Next stop, shoe store.
 
2013-02-22 10:19:53 AM  
Paris1127

Starter ... Hannah with her veg and peanut soup

Did anyone else read that as "vag and peanut soup"?


I assumed euphemism.
 
2013-02-22 10:20:43 AM  

justneal: AlwaysRightBoy: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

I agree, 23 years ago my wife got dreadlocks while on our honeymoon in Jamaica... I almost left her there.

you don't "get dreadlocks" they take time to grow and tangle, without washing your hair, you wife got her hair braided, which yes sucks


I stand corrected. It was so dreadful, I only looked for a split second.
 
2013-02-22 10:21:31 AM  
The group on the bottom of the page with the "vegan pastitsio" - in the top left corner, there's a girl that's actually pretty hot...she's wearing a bra though, and you can only see face and shoulders.  Sortof looks like Tori Amos.  She should have cooked more than the rest of those people.
 
2013-02-22 10:23:58 AM  
Why don't they skip all this nonsense and just bring back live gladiatorial combat to the death?
Quit "pushing the edge" you pathetic losers, and just go for the money-shot.
 
2013-02-22 10:24:31 AM  
This thread needs more breasts...

us.123rf.com
 
2013-02-22 10:25:06 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-22 10:26:31 AM  
I tried informing the house frau that some ladies enjoy vacuuming or doing other tasks in the nude or wearing lingerie and that some of them found it liberating.

She didn't believe me.
 
2013-02-22 10:28:56 AM  

maddogdelta: This thread needs more breasts...

[us.123rf.com image 850x565]


Sadly, not a big fan of breasts (my earlier comment may or may not have alluded to that). I much prefer thighs. And what's betwixt them.

Side note: grilled chicken thighs--I usually go with boneless, but YMMV--are absolutely delicious with the proper sauce, like teriyaki. Chicken thighs on French bread with mayo and maybe some swiss cheese...now I'm hungry.
 
2013-02-22 10:29:13 AM  
a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.
 
2013-02-22 10:31:51 AM  
fark that shiat.

I used to cook without a shirt on. I was once making a sauce that was a bit too think and erupted resulting in burns on my back (I was 4 feet away washing veggies in the sink.)

If I didn't have pants on? *shudder*
 
2013-02-22 10:32:05 AM  

Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.


Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.
 
2013-02-22 10:33:18 AM  

Nutsac_Jim: I tried informing the house frau that some ladies enjoy vacuuming or doing other tasks in the nude or wearing lingerie and that some of them found it liberating.

She didn't believe me.


I also hear some like to do those tasks while using benwa balls. Try that and report back.
 
2013-02-22 10:35:18 AM  
And you thought having a thumb in your soup was gross!
 
2013-02-22 10:36:13 AM  

WhippingBoy: Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.

Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.


2.bp.blogspot.com
Them Brits ain't naturally pretty like us 'merikuns!
 
2013-02-22 10:37:46 AM  
The chick on the left in the last pic looks like Jennifer Lawrence...and her body is completely obscured....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2013-02-22 10:40:03 AM  
For the guys, they have the secret ingredient close at hand.
 
2013-02-22 10:41:28 AM  

Pud: I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.


Dear Mods, you can close this thread, speaking from experience there was nothing else to add but this comment.
 
2013-02-22 10:46:44 AM  

oldfarthenry: WhippingBoy: Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.

Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 306x423]
Them Brits ain't naturally pretty like us 'merikuns!


The problem is is that women would be regarded as a '7' in Merrie Olde England.
 
2013-02-22 10:47:13 AM  
I don't know, I kind of enjoyed that.
 
2013-02-22 10:48:57 AM  

Paris1127: Starter ... Hannah with her veg and peanut soup

Did anyone else read that as "vag and peanut soup"?


That's what I came to say, so yes.
 
2013-02-22 10:49:41 AM  
Subby forgot to say smokin-hot.
 
2013-02-22 10:51:12 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: The artwork on "Soph" is gorgeous. The lasagne and side of greens also looks really yummy.


Do so want  Soph with her Raw Courgette Lasagne
 
2013-02-22 10:51:32 AM  
Does this have anything to do with Rachel Ray "gusto grip!" utensils?
 
2013-02-22 10:53:34 AM  
imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-02-22 10:54:17 AM  
 
2013-02-22 10:57:22 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And a NSFW


You should be punished and severely so.
 
2013-02-22 10:58:18 AM  
Ass burgers.
 
2013-02-22 10:58:57 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


For some reason I'm suddenly craving pancakes.
 
2013-02-22 10:59:03 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And a NSFW


www.militaryphotos.net
 
2013-02-22 10:59:22 AM  

ModernLuddite: White People should never get dreadlocks.


FIFY
 
2013-02-22 10:59:53 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-22 11:00:04 AM  

JackieRabbit


Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And a NSFW

You should be punished and severely so.


It's your own fault for not mousing over the link and checking it before clicking.

nelsonhaha.jpg
 
2013-02-22 11:00:28 AM  

StrikitRich: Why no Weeners or Boobies tag?

This story is based on a Channel 4 documentary called My Teenage Daughter the Nudist .....and you're already off to the BT sites.


Because Weeners or Boobies tags means no images allowed in the threads, and it gets shunted off to the Foobies part of the site, never to be seen again?
 
2013-02-22 11:00:40 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And a NSFW


web.mit.edu
 
2013-02-22 11:01:18 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 497x406]


He looks like Q... with nipple rings.
 
2013-02-22 11:04:18 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 497x406]

He looks like Q... with nipple rings.


static.thecia.com.au
 
2013-02-22 11:05:52 AM  
I noticed many of them were cooking:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-22 11:09:20 AM  
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley nips out in Beverly Hills Actual headline. Keep it classy, Sun.
 
2013-02-22 11:10:49 AM  

seadoo2006: I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.


You know the drill. At the end of the list:

i30.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 11:12:54 AM  
This article does nothing to change my mind that vegans are vegan for the attention.
 
2013-02-22 11:14:58 AM  

the_vicious_fez: Pair-o-Dice: Not impressed at all with those sad titties. All of a sudden this croissant from Jason's Deli doesn't taste so good.

That's what natural large breasts look like. They don't defy gravity. Get over it.


This. Awful lot of Studman69's around here who can't tell silicone/Photoshop from real breasts.
 
2013-02-22 11:15:23 AM  
www.4pwp.com
 
2013-02-22 11:21:30 AM  

Saborlas: This article does nothing to change my mind that vegans are vegan for the attention.


If getting attention involves them putting pictures of themselves naked on the internet, I'm all for it. And as someone getting married to a vegan, I can only hope she starts to do this. Without the putting pictures on the internet part, I mean.
 
2013-02-22 11:40:38 AM  

Saborlas: This article does nothing to change my mind that vegans are vegan for the attention.


It also doesn't help the myth they perpetuate that being Vegan is an automatic path to being healthy.
 
2013-02-22 11:40:53 AM  

Pud: I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.


Best Weeners ever!
 
2013-02-22 11:41:58 AM  
This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I've cooked bacon shirtless.  I have also used the bathroom after chopping hot peppers.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-02-22 11:44:02 AM  

Vegetative reproduction: This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I've cooked bacon shirtless.  I have also used the bathroom after chopping hot peppers.

/DNRTFA


Ever chopped hot peppers then rub your eye? Turns out I'm an idiot. For a while after that, an idiot in a whole lot of pain.
 
2013-02-22 11:44:56 AM  
These pictures do a great job of showing that just because you eat Vegan doesn't mean you're healthy.
 
2013-02-22 11:52:56 AM  
What exposed flesh in the kitchen looks like

img819.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-22 11:55:08 AM  

Carth: These pictures do a great job of showing that just because you eat Vegan doesn't mean you're healthy.


they do?  There's something inherently unhealthy-looking about the people there?  Refraining from meat doesn't automatically make you fit without exercise, no, but...
 
2013-02-22 11:56:07 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Vegetative reproduction: This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I've cooked bacon shirtless.  I have also used the bathroom after chopping hot peppers.

/DNRTFA

Ever chopped hot peppers then rub your eye? Turns out I'm an idiot. For a while after that, an idiot in a whole lot of pain.


No, but I ate jalapeno poppers once and then removed my contacts later. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
 
2013-02-22 11:56:23 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And a NSFW


Failed souffle's.
 
2013-02-22 11:57:48 AM  
Frying bacon must be a biatch.
 
2013-02-22 11:58:59 AM  

Do the needful: No, but I ate jalapeno poppers once and then removed my contacts later. Ever cried yourself to sleep?


Oh god, that sounds terrible.
 
2013-02-22 11:59:19 AM  
Or pancakes.
 
2013-02-22 12:06:01 PM  
i47.tinypic.com www.sunnyrainbowtours.com.my
 
2013-02-22 12:06:56 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What exposed flesh in the kitchen looks like

[img819.imageshack.us image 726x607]


Peanut butter! I love peanut butter!
 
2013-02-22 12:09:31 PM  
Tl:dr

/did fap
//I'm on a dry spell
///stop judging
 
2013-02-22 12:09:54 PM  
Aaaannnd the world gets dumber one trend at a time.
 
2013-02-22 12:13:12 PM  

IamAwake: Carth: These pictures do a great job of showing that just because you eat Vegan doesn't mean you're healthy.

they do?  There's something inherently unhealthy-looking about the people there?  Refraining from meat doesn't automatically make you fit without exercise, no, but...


They look just as healthy as the average person; none of them are in great shape. With the sanctimonious attitude some vegans take you'd think not eating animal products is the healthiest thing in the world.
 
2013-02-22 12:16:49 PM  
Is nothing sacred?

No one had a chef's hat
 
2013-02-22 12:17:32 PM  

Paris1127: Starter ... Hannah with her veg and peanut soup

Did anyone else read that as "vag and peanut soup"?


Sadly, yes.
 
2013-02-22 12:20:57 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Is nothing sacred?

No one had a chef's hat


www.siegler.net

/it's a serious profession.
 
2013-02-22 12:22:36 PM  
Call me when Giada starts doing this.
 
2013-02-22 12:24:27 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Vegetative reproduction: This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I've cooked bacon shirtless.  I have also used the bathroom after chopping hot peppers.

/DNRTFA

Ever chopped hot peppers then rub your eye? Turns out I'm an idiot. For a while after that, an idiot in a whole lot of pain.


No, but I do remember seeing a training video of some Australian soldiers who didn't decontaminate properly after going through a gas chamber exercise and BEFORE going to the bathroom.

/Whatever they used, it was not the standard CS gas; from the results it was some kind of blister agent.
//What has been seen cannot be unseen
 
2013-02-22 12:24:56 PM  

funzyr: Call me when Giada starts doing this.


Or Nigella.

In fact, Giada, Nigella, Cat Cora, and random fourth broad of your choice doing a nude cooking show.

/considering it's already difficult to figure out whether I'm hungry or horny when watching some of the cooking shows hosted by comely lasses, they really need to do something to definitively tip things in one direction or the other.
 
2013-02-22 12:29:21 PM  
resources0.news.com.au

What an actual naked chef might look like?
 
2013-02-22 12:32:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard


funzyr: Call me when Giada starts doing this.

Or Nigella.

In fact, Giada, Nigella, Cat Cora, and random fourth broad of your choice doing a nude cooking show.


Who's the drunk one? Sandy Dee?
 
2013-02-22 12:33:57 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: FirstNationalBastard

funzyr: Call me when Giada starts doing this.

Or Nigella.

In fact, Giada, Nigella, Cat Cora, and random fourth broad of your choice doing a nude cooking show.


Who's the drunk one? Sandy Dee?


With a big black dildo, to celebrate Kwanzaa and her Kwanzaa cake.
 
2013-02-22 12:34:16 PM  
White people should never get dreadlocks.

FTFY
 
2013-02-22 12:37:31 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What exposed flesh in the kitchen looks like

[img819.imageshack.us image 726x607]


2.bp.blogspot.com
ftfy

/knowhowiknowi'mhungry.jpg
 
2013-02-22 12:39:50 PM  

inner ted: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What exposed flesh in the kitchen looks like

[img819.imageshack.us image 726x607]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x451]
ftfy

/knowhowiknowi'mhungry.jpg


www.bonappetit.com
suppose that's closer to 'in the kitchen'
 
2013-02-22 12:41:17 PM  
I don't understand the crap about feminism and loving your body hen you are covered in tattoos....obscuring and covering your body....

/loves tattoos on some
//not on others
///no one likes a feminazi
////everyone loves boobies
 
2013-02-22 12:43:26 PM  

megarian: I don't understand the crap about feminism and loving your body hen you are covered in tattoos....obscuring and covering your body....

/loves tattoos on some
//not on others
///no one likes a feminazi
////everyone loves boobies


I like my apartment, but I still put pictures up on the wall.
 
2013-02-22 12:45:19 PM  

megarian: I don't understand the crap about feminism and loving your body hen you are covered in tattoos....obscuring and covering your body....

/loves tattoos on some
//not on others
///no one likes a feminazi
////everyone loves boobies


so uhhhhh wanna cook
 
2013-02-22 12:47:54 PM  

megarian: everyone loves boobies


Truth.
 
2013-02-22 12:48:14 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: I don't understand the crap about feminism and loving your body hen you are covered in tattoos....obscuring and covering your body....

/loves tattoos on some
//not on others
///no one likes a feminazi
////everyone loves boobies

I like my apartment, but I still put pictures up on the wall.


I'm just saying...

I had a hardcore feminist roommie that preached about loving your body and don't use cosmetic surgery and all of that. She was completely covered in tattoos. Doesn't add up to me. But hey, if it works for others, rock on.

/has tattoos
 
2013-02-22 12:49:35 PM  

Girion47: megarian: I don't understand the crap about feminism and loving your body hen you are covered in tattoos....obscuring and covering your body....

/loves tattoos on some
//not on others
///no one likes a feminazi
////everyone loves boobies

so uhhhhh wanna cook


Bacon? Some apron required.

Saftey 1st. Well, maybe saftey 2nd.
 
2013-02-22 12:52:13 PM  

megarian: I had a hardcore feminist roommie that preached about loving your body and don't use cosmetic surgery and all of that. She was completely covered in tattoos. Doesn't add up to me. But hey, if it works for others, rock on.

/has tattoos


I never understood that attitude either.  I see body mods as equal whether it's silicone or stretching.  You can't condemn one and condone the other.

/also has tats
 
2013-02-22 12:57:01 PM  

megarian: I'm just saying...

I had a hardcore feminist roommie that preached about loving your body and don't use cosmetic surgery and all of that. She was completely covered in tattoos. Doesn't add up to me. But hey, if it works for others, rock on.

/has tattoos


Different people see it differently. I can see how someone would think that plastic surgery is terrible, but tattoos (being less invasive) are just fine.

Personally, I think they can look either great or terrible, depending.
 
2013-02-22 12:57:35 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-22 01:00:32 PM  

oldfarthenry: WhippingBoy: Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.

Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 306x423]
Them Brits ain't naturally pretty like us 'merikuns!


I thought the Ghostbusters killed that thing.
 
2013-02-22 01:01:51 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: I'm just saying...

I had a hardcore feminist roommie that preached about loving your body and don't use cosmetic surgery and all of that. She was completely covered in tattoos. Doesn't add up to me. But hey, if it works for others, rock on.

/has tattoos

Different people see it differently. I can see how someone would think that plastic surgery is terrible, but tattoos (being less invasive) are just fine.

Personally, I think they can look either great or terrible, depending.


Hm. Alright, I can see that. It just seems like they are trying to "enhance" just as much as... let's say...a small boobie adjustment.
But I can definitely see what you're saying. It just doesn't compute in my head. I need to get out more.
 
2013-02-22 01:06:17 PM  

genepool lifeboat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.

Mournful


They're like two suicide notes wrapped in a glitter bra.
 
2013-02-22 01:06:17 PM  

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: I'm just saying...

I had a hardcore feminist roommie that preached about loving your body and don't use cosmetic surgery and all of that. She was completely covered in tattoos. Doesn't add up to me. But hey, if it works for others, rock on.

/has tattoos

Different people see it differently. I can see how someone would think that plastic surgery is terrible, but tattoos (being less invasive) are just fine.

Personally, I think they can look either great or terrible, depending.

Hm. Alright, I can see that. It just seems like they are trying to "enhance" just as much as... let's say...a small boobie adjustment.
But I can definitely see what you're saying. It just doesn't compute in my head. I need to get out more.


Oh, hell - I have no actual idea about what's going through people's heads, I just try to find a way to make what they're saying not crazy. I don't have any tattoos and never want one, so I can't actually say what her reasoning is.
 
2013-02-22 01:08:01 PM  

StrikitRich: What an actual naked chef might look like?


Neither naked nor a chef!
 
2013-02-22 01:15:12 PM  
As a professional, no thank you.

Even cooking for a girl critter, it is rare, because of the chance of spatter from oil, a need to have a towel handy, and the like. My usual concession is a apron, and even then, hot and sharp in combination with dangly bits makes me nervous. Cute in theory, and the ladies do sometimes like a cheeky time, but in practice, I'd rather strip back out of clothes for a breakfast in bed, than cook in the altogether...
 
2013-02-22 01:15:24 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Something about food and sex and eroticising the food/sex and the sex/food and nude, or as nude as could be in commercial film in 1960.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x619]

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?

Antoninus: When I have them, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.

Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.


Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

Sorry, it made me think of this.
 
2013-02-22 01:22:18 PM  

seadoo2006: I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.


What's better is the group photo where they blurred the area between adjacent people's legs.
 
2013-02-22 01:32:06 PM  

megarian: ////everyone loves boobies


The truth. You speak it.
 
2013-02-22 01:44:25 PM  

pump: seadoo2006: I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.

What's better is the group photo where they blurred the area between adjacent people's legs.


Lest we see the lewd greater trochanter.
 
2013-02-22 01:49:29 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: megarian: ////everyone loves boobies

The truth. You speak it.


I did the maths. I carried the 2s. Got some sums. Square roots and such... why aren't there more pics of naked boobies in this thread?
 
2013-02-22 01:50:48 PM  
This reminded me of one of the more horrid things I'd seen - a woman and husband were into cooking naked, and were making pasta. She decided it would be "fun" to perform fellatio. He was in the process of boiling water and, apparently she did something he really enjoyed, and ended up spilling the pot.

All over her. 2nd and 3rd degree burns over her head, chest, shoulders, plus a skull fracture from the pot hitting her head.

He ended up with severe lacerations on his penis from her biting (half tensing up from boiling water, half from the force of the pot smacking her head). He also had 2nd and 3rd degree burns from his lower abdomen down to his legs.

I have utterly refused to do anything in the kitchen with Ms. Scubamage ever since.
 
2013-02-22 01:54:53 PM  

megarian: Pair-o-Dice: megarian: ////everyone loves boobies

The truth. You speak it.

I did the maths. I carried the 2s. Got some sums. Square roots and such... why aren't there more pics of naked boobies in this thread?


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-22 01:57:39 PM  
I'll check back later.
 
2013-02-22 02:05:58 PM  

funzyr: Call me when Giada starts doing this.


Her head is way too big, and her smile way too predatory.

I guess I should not be surprised at the basement dwelling virgins on Fark and their disdain for the several pretty women in the story.  But you're a lot sadder than the saggiest set of tits there.
 
2013-02-22 02:05:58 PM  
I like cooking. I like nudity.

I don't think I'd like combining the two. Call me nuts.
 
2013-02-22 02:29:16 PM  
Two words: grease spatter.
 
2013-02-22 02:55:32 PM  
Sorry, but I thought of this for some reason:
 
2013-02-22 02:58:06 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: FirstNationalBastard

funzyr: Call me when Giada starts doing this.

Or Nigella.

In fact, Giada, Nigella, Cat Cora, and random fourth broad of your choice doing a nude cooking show.


Who's the drunk one? Sandy Dee?


Who's the one from Barefoot Contessa? Her?
 
2013-02-22 03:00:01 PM  
Sorry, try this again:


<img src="greywardens.com ">
 
2013-02-22 03:46:01 PM  
Food and boobs? Excellent! /not a bookmark
 
2013-02-22 05:21:59 PM  
It's "refreshing" to see all those "natural" boobs- about as "good" as their dental work, but refreshing none the less-
 
2013-02-22 05:32:50 PM  
Two of those girls are REALLY hot.

Two of those girls are ugly as fark.

And then there's a fat guy, an old guy, and an ugly guy.

/Yikes.
 
2013-02-22 06:31:46 PM  

Hobodeluxe: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

Au Contraire!

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x425]


wow, that looks airbrushed to hell and back.

if not, props to her genes.
 
2013-02-22 06:36:29 PM  

Karac: I May Be Crazy But...: Vegetative reproduction: This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I've cooked bacon shirtless.  I have also used the bathroom after chopping hot peppers.

/DNRTFA

Ever chopped hot peppers then rub your eye? Turns out I'm an idiot. For a while after that, an idiot in a whole lot of pain.

No, but I do remember seeing a training video of some Australian soldiers who didn't decontaminate properly after going through a gas chamber exercise and BEFORE going to the bathroom.

/Whatever they used, it was not the standard CS gas; from the results it was some kind of blister agent.
//What has been seen cannot be unseen


When we did the CS gas training drill (the one where you unmask and inhale a bit of it) my sinuses spontaneously produced a torrent of snot. Weirdest and grossest thing ever. Mere seconds before I was breathing fine, no congestion, then I instantaneously had what must have been half a cup of snot hanging to my waist.

So there's that.
 
2013-02-22 06:41:34 PM  

notatrollorami: Karac: I May Be Crazy But...: Vegetative reproduction: This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I've cooked bacon shirtless.  I have also used the bathroom after chopping hot peppers.

/DNRTFA

Ever chopped hot peppers then rub your eye? Turns out I'm an idiot. For a while after that, an idiot in a whole lot of pain.

No, but I do remember seeing a training video of some Australian soldiers who didn't decontaminate properly after going through a gas chamber exercise and BEFORE going to the bathroom.

/Whatever they used, it was not the standard CS gas; from the results it was some kind of blister agent.
//What has been seen cannot be unseen

When we did the CS gas training drill (the one where you unmask and inhale a bit of it) my sinuses spontaneously produced a torrent of snot. Weirdest and grossest thing ever. Mere seconds before I was breathing fine, no congestion, then I instantaneously had what must have been half a cup of snot hanging to my waist.

So there's that.


I remember having two distinct trails of gunk running out of my nose - one from each nostril all the way to the ground, and I'm just under 6 foot.
They'd spin and sway as I coughed, twirling around each other, but never quite joining, then they'd unwind in the other direction like a twisted swingseat and fly apart again.

Now, let's get back to talking about food.
 
2013-02-22 07:39:59 PM  
NSFW = Not Safe for Wok
 
2013-02-23 05:54:52 AM  
My tastes are pretty broad; I find attractive things about all sorts of women, including "imperfect", regular, everyday girls.
Hell, I even thought a couple of the girls on that story were pretty nice looking.  But...
If I have to suffer through a feminist vegan blog to see it then fark that noise.
Maybe someone will make a Firefox plugin that deletes all the text from a website and leaves only the images, but until then I'm gonna give these sites a miss.
 
2013-02-23 06:23:58 AM  

Gawdzila: My tastes are pretty broad; I find attractive things about all sorts of women, including "imperfect", regular, everyday girls.
Hell, I even thought a couple of the girls on that story were pretty nice looking.  But...
If I have to suffer through a feminist vegan blog to see it then fark that noise.
Maybe someone will make a Firefox plugin that deletes all the text from a website and leaves only the images, but until then I'm gonna give these sites a miss.


but how else will you order from mcdonalds?
with the picture menu?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-23 06:45:01 AM  
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
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