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(The Sun)   Naked cooking blog sparks naked cooking craze, may leave you craving fish tacos or sausage depending on your appetites (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 181
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2013-02-22 10:02:46 AM

monoski: seadoo2006: I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.

Most countries do not have problems with women's breasts. Look at our movie rating system, you can show a guy getting shot in the face and still be PG but one sign of a nipple and you are rated R


Yup, Janet Jackson's nipple on display and America has to sit down in the corner and fan itself with a lace handkerchief, rest of the world goes "Wut?"
 
2013-02-22 10:03:02 AM
I will happily admit that some of those guys make me, uh, "hungry." Or another word that begins with H and ends in Y. Especially him:
 
2013-02-22 10:03:32 AM
Something about food and sex and eroticising the food/sex and the sex/food and nude, or as nude as could be in commercial film in 1960.

i.telegraph.co.uk

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?

Antoninus: When I have them, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.

Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.
 
2013-02-22 10:04:40 AM

maram500: I will happily admit that some of those guys make me, uh, "hungry." Or another word that begins with H and ends in Y. Especially him:


Damn you, Fark. You cut off my post. I was talking about the guy in the sixth photo, the one with the stuffed tomatoes.

/I'd stuff his tomato
//If you catch my drift
///In my bunk, no calls, etc
 
2013-02-22 10:05:24 AM
I think the Germans have a word for those..  Teetsafloppen.
 
2013-02-22 10:05:25 AM

Pud: I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.


That's why I cook bacon in the oven. Not on the stove.

Always delicious and never once had a burnt strip.
 
2013-02-22 10:06:28 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

I agree, 23 years ago my wife got dreadlocks while on our honeymoon in Jamaica... I almost left her there.


My son went through a Bob Marley phase in middle school and decided he had to have dredz.  Blew $60 on some hair product that promised to make it happen faster.  Had two girls parting and twisting his hair for him.  Rubbed each lock between his palms until they blistered.  If he'd put half as much effort into homework he'd have skipped high school for Harvard.

After six weeks, he got a crewcut that he still wears at age 22.
 
2013-02-22 10:07:26 AM
Farkers = internet hunks . As if the majority of the pasty whales that were too slow to outrun you gluttonous wads of hairy flesh now trapped in your miserable worlds are better looking than the women in this article.
 
2013-02-22 10:07:47 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Something about food and sex and eroticising the food/sex and the sex/food and nude, or as nude as could be in commercial film in 1960.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x619]

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?

Antoninus: When I have them, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.

Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.


Oh I get it!  They're making innuendo!  About sexual orientation!  Because snails=weeners and oysters=vaginas!

In all seriousness, I wish that modern movies and television were as clever with innuendo as they used to be.  Nowadays they just kind of shove the sex talk in your face without any subtlety.  And I don't morally oppose it, but it just seems less clever and amusing.
 
2013-02-22 10:08:03 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


You don't like flapjacks?
 
2013-02-22 10:08:49 AM
"Nude recipe ... pals show off their vegan pastitsio" - Looks more like pasballsio to me. How about we don't eat the food that was just teabagged.
 
2013-02-22 10:09:10 AM

Pair-o-Dice: the_vicious_fez: Pair-o-Dice: Not impressed at all with those sad titties. All of a sudden this croissant from Jason's Deli doesn't taste so good.

That's what natural large breasts look like. They don't defy gravity. Get over it.

Sorry Skippy, but I've dated women with large breasts and they didn't look like that.


How old were these women? And how augmented were they?

This is what happens to a lot of large breasted women over time. Things start to sag. Nothing wrong with it. That's just the way it is.

/I should know, I have a set. There are NO PICS in my profile and no email, so don't bother clicking.
 
2013-02-22 10:10:36 AM
jodiandmike.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-22 10:11:05 AM
Waiter, there's a bookmark in my soup!
 
2013-02-22 10:12:07 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-02-22 10:15:46 AM
So fellas - who's serving "dick-printed" mash potatoes to their sweeties on Oscar night?

`It's just like the sidewalk in front of the Chinese theatre!'
 
2013-02-22 10:16:49 AM
It took me a little bit, but, after reading the words in TFA I discovered it was for a vegan cooking blog.
Do Not Want. Sharp knees, bony hips, etc.
/deletes bookmark
 
2013-02-22 10:16:59 AM
Starter ... Hannah with her veg and peanut soup

Did anyone else read that as "vag and peanut soup"?
 
2013-02-22 10:17:31 AM

oldfarthenry: So fellas - who's serving "dick-printed" mash potatoes to their sweeties on Oscar night?

`It's just like the sidewalk in front of the Chinese theatre!'


I didn't know it was that kind of party!
 
2013-02-22 10:17:54 AM

oldfarthenry: Next crazes:
- naked fast-food drive-thru ordering
- naked home-renovating
- naked arc-welding
- naked nursing-home visits with Grandma
- naked clothes shopping


My dad told me a story back when he was selling shoes.  A guy walked into the store wearing a full tuxedo and bare feet.  His boss said, "if I can't sell to this guy, I quit!"

Turns out he was at a party, went back to a woman's place, and heard some keys in the door.  She tells the guy it's her husband and the dude leaves through the window, holding all his clothes in a bundle.  Runs away, gets dressed, realizes he left his shoes behind.  It's a rental tux, so he has to have the whole thing back or he'll get charged for the tux. 

Next stop, shoe store.
 
2013-02-22 10:19:53 AM
Paris1127

Starter ... Hannah with her veg and peanut soup

Did anyone else read that as "vag and peanut soup"?


I assumed euphemism.
 
2013-02-22 10:20:43 AM

justneal: AlwaysRightBoy: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

I agree, 23 years ago my wife got dreadlocks while on our honeymoon in Jamaica... I almost left her there.

you don't "get dreadlocks" they take time to grow and tangle, without washing your hair, you wife got her hair braided, which yes sucks


I stand corrected. It was so dreadful, I only looked for a split second.
 
2013-02-22 10:21:31 AM
The group on the bottom of the page with the "vegan pastitsio" - in the top left corner, there's a girl that's actually pretty hot...she's wearing a bra though, and you can only see face and shoulders.  Sortof looks like Tori Amos.  She should have cooked more than the rest of those people.
 
2013-02-22 10:23:58 AM
Why don't they skip all this nonsense and just bring back live gladiatorial combat to the death?
Quit "pushing the edge" you pathetic losers, and just go for the money-shot.
 
2013-02-22 10:24:31 AM
This thread needs more breasts...

us.123rf.com
 
2013-02-22 10:25:06 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-22 10:26:31 AM
I tried informing the house frau that some ladies enjoy vacuuming or doing other tasks in the nude or wearing lingerie and that some of them found it liberating.

She didn't believe me.
 
2013-02-22 10:28:56 AM

maddogdelta: This thread needs more breasts...

[us.123rf.com image 850x565]


Sadly, not a big fan of breasts (my earlier comment may or may not have alluded to that). I much prefer thighs. And what's betwixt them.

Side note: grilled chicken thighs--I usually go with boneless, but YMMV--are absolutely delicious with the proper sauce, like teriyaki. Chicken thighs on French bread with mayo and maybe some swiss cheese...now I'm hungry.
 
2013-02-22 10:29:13 AM
a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.
 
2013-02-22 10:31:51 AM
fark that shiat.

I used to cook without a shirt on. I was once making a sauce that was a bit too think and erupted resulting in burns on my back (I was 4 feet away washing veggies in the sink.)

If I didn't have pants on? *shudder*
 
2013-02-22 10:32:05 AM

Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.


Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.
 
2013-02-22 10:33:18 AM

Nutsac_Jim: I tried informing the house frau that some ladies enjoy vacuuming or doing other tasks in the nude or wearing lingerie and that some of them found it liberating.

She didn't believe me.


I also hear some like to do those tasks while using benwa balls. Try that and report back.
 
2013-02-22 10:35:18 AM
And you thought having a thumb in your soup was gross!
 
2013-02-22 10:36:13 AM

WhippingBoy: Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.

Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.


2.bp.blogspot.com
Them Brits ain't naturally pretty like us 'merikuns!
 
2013-02-22 10:37:46 AM
The chick on the left in the last pic looks like Jennifer Lawrence...and her body is completely obscured....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2013-02-22 10:40:03 AM
For the guys, they have the secret ingredient close at hand.
 
2013-02-22 10:41:28 AM

Pud: I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.


Dear Mods, you can close this thread, speaking from experience there was nothing else to add but this comment.
 
2013-02-22 10:46:44 AM

oldfarthenry: WhippingBoy: Langdon Alger: a girl who likes to cook, be naked, and has an ok set of big natural boobs. But these gals are British. I guess you can't win em' all.

Likes to cook? yes
Be naked? Yes!
OK set of big natural boobs? Oh hell YES!
British? Oh dear.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 306x423]
Them Brits ain't naturally pretty like us 'merikuns!


The problem is is that women would be regarded as a '7' in Merrie Olde England.
 
2013-02-22 10:47:13 AM
I don't know, I kind of enjoyed that.
 
2013-02-22 10:48:57 AM

Paris1127: Starter ... Hannah with her veg and peanut soup

Did anyone else read that as "vag and peanut soup"?


That's what I came to say, so yes.
 
2013-02-22 10:49:41 AM
Subby forgot to say smokin-hot.
 
2013-02-22 10:51:12 AM

unfarkingbelievable: The artwork on "Soph" is gorgeous. The lasagne and side of greens also looks really yummy.


Do so want  Soph with her Raw Courgette Lasagne
 
2013-02-22 10:51:32 AM
Does this have anything to do with Rachel Ray "gusto grip!" utensils?
 
2013-02-22 10:53:34 AM
imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-02-22 10:54:17 AM
 
2013-02-22 10:57:22 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And a NSFW


You should be punished and severely so.
 
2013-02-22 10:58:18 AM
Ass burgers.
 
2013-02-22 10:58:57 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.


For some reason I'm suddenly craving pancakes.
 
2013-02-22 10:59:03 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And a NSFW


www.militaryphotos.net
 
2013-02-22 10:59:22 AM

ModernLuddite: White People should never get dreadlocks.


FIFY
 
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