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(Philly.com)   Judge Melvin hits her blue note, says if you don't know me by now, you will never ever know me, wooooo ooo oooo   (philly.com) divider line 12
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2013-02-22 08:53:56 AM  
She said "biatch, without me, you'll never go platinum".
 
2013-02-22 08:56:11 AM  
Melvin, a Republican from a prominent Western Pennsylvania family, rebuffed earlier calls for her resignation.

We forget sometimes that the law only applies to the little people, how typical.

Oh, and just for the sake of tying in with the theme of the headline...

More pressing, however, was the question of how long Melvin could remain a member of the highest court in the state.

Well, if things go poorly, she could possibly stay on the bench for TEN LONG YEARS!!!!
 
2013-02-22 09:27:48 AM  
Would be funnier if she hit a brown note
 
2013-02-22 09:42:48 AM  
What a prominent Western Pennsylvania family might look like:

www.webnik.com
 
2013-02-22 10:18:11 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-22 10:19:59 AM  
Musical Headlines on Fark

Rock N Roll: Hey! Thats my song!

Country: Hey! Thats my song!

Alternative: Hey! I'm the only one who knows about that obscure song/band, so I'm cool!

Hip-Hop: Hey! That's not music!

R&B: *Crickets* Uhh, Beyonce...Rhianna? Chris Brown? Well, shiat, I don't know then.
 
2013-02-22 10:49:03 AM  
Especially appropriate that the link goes to Philly.com.
 
2013-02-22 11:26:26 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Musical Headlines on Fark

Rock N Roll: Hey! Thats my song!

Country: Hey! Thats my song!

Alternative: Hey! I'm the only one who knows about that obscure song/band, so I'm cool!

Hip-Hop: Hey! That's not music!

R&B: *Crickets* Uhh, Beyonce...Rhianna? Chris Brown? Well, shiat, I don't know then.



Jazz: Man, why you arseholes gotta be stealin' my shiat?
 
2013-02-22 11:52:36 AM  
It's Justice Melvin, not Judge Melvin.

Either way, I was ecstatic when she was convicted.
 
2013-02-22 12:13:28 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: R&B: *Crickets* Uhh, Beyonce...Rhianna? Chris Brown? Well, shiat, I don't know then.


It should be pointed out that the lead singer for Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes during their hit-making period was... Teddy Pendergrass, NOT Harold Melvin.

/Philly International fan
//Terrible headline is terrible.
 
2013-02-22 12:17:12 PM  
 
2013-02-22 01:52:18 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: R&B: *Crickets* Uhh, Beyonce...Rhianna? Chris Brown? Well, shiat, I don't know then.


This thread is already derailed, so I'm going to take the time to plug the new Miguel album.  Best R&B that has come out in awhile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69MiOxQNnxM
 
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