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(Facebook)   Thanks to the artists at Empire Ink in Akron, Ohio, the so-called "World's Worst Tattoo" has been crafted into a thing of beauty (link fixed)   (facebook.com) divider line 40
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2013-02-22 08:59:01 AM  
27 votes:

Darke: FB is blocked at work. Can someone post the pics?


Sure, no problem.

i49.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 08:47:33 AM  
14 votes:
Much better!

www.rachelgoede.com
2013-02-22 06:12:09 AM  
6 votes:
Now it's just some boring old tattoo. It's like if somebody went and restored that hilarious Behold the Monkey portrait of Jesus.
2013-02-22 07:42:37 AM  
5 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: "Burned to death in a house fire"


Is that why she now looks like she has soot all over her face?
2013-02-22 07:40:36 AM  
5 votes:
Is it wierd that I want to hump that guy's arm now?
2013-02-22 07:32:07 AM  
5 votes:
"Burned to death in a house fire"

Wouldn't a different style of tattoo be more appropriate

www.theywontstaydead.com
2013-02-22 07:48:58 AM  
4 votes:
Meh...

bodyartmaster.com
2013-02-22 07:45:33 AM  
4 votes:
juicytip.com
2013-02-22 04:58:04 PM  
3 votes:

mark_bert: God-is-a-Taco: Carth: He did a great job. Here are some  pictures of his other work if anyone else is curious.

This man is a genius at his craft.

[www.inkarmy.com image 600x684]

I've never seen a tattoo look so realistic before.

Definitely some amazing work. That being said, who the fark would get a teen wolf tattoo?


If that's Michael J. Fox's arm, the guy is beyond genius.
pc
2013-02-22 08:23:36 AM  
3 votes:
NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo...

Why did this guy ruin a worldwide known piece of art covering it with an usual tattoo???

That's the ecce homo of the tattoo world
2013-02-22 07:58:45 AM  
3 votes:
He really did a good job with the shading on her upper lip
mhd
2013-02-22 07:57:06 AM  
3 votes:

cfletch13: Now lets see him save Mr. Cool Ice.


He seems happy with 'em.

i.imgur.com

/cue "huge fans" puns
2013-02-22 09:29:12 AM  
2 votes:

GungFu: What expecting this:

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 286x176]

Good luck with that one.


I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
2013-02-22 09:26:13 AM  
2 votes:

namegoeshere: Also, how psyched is his next wife going to be that every time they have sex she is staring at the face of his late wife?

Would be a dealbreaker for me.


You know, there's more than one sexual position.
2013-02-22 09:25:57 AM  
2 votes:

LSUMJ: I always wondered what the original artist thought when he was done
was it
a.  "Nailed it!"
or
b.  "what the fark have i done?"


c. Wait...is that a fresco of Jesus over there?
2013-02-22 09:04:18 AM  
2 votes:
I have not actually seen it, but I figured this is the worst one...
www.suacidade.com
2013-02-22 07:56:11 AM  
2 votes:

KatjaMouse: So wait... did this guy really fix this tattoo or was it Ink Army? Is he ripping off work or what?


Aren't they in a land war with Kiss Army?
2013-02-22 12:04:26 AM  
2 votes:
Not quite "Romney Face Tattoo" bad.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
2013-02-23 05:47:03 AM  
1 votes:
Fark, we need new awful tattoos to post in these threads.

quicklol.com
2013-02-22 02:35:32 PM  
1 votes:
Nice job - she went from a hideous white woman to an attractive black woman.
2013-02-22 12:31:04 PM  
1 votes:

Red_Fox: ggecko: Feh, lightweights.

[www2.pictures.fp.zimbio.com image 473x594]

Tigerman died in the last few months by the way.


You mean a guy like that didn't end up living a long, happy life, surrounded by the gleeful sounds of his grandchildren playing as he whittled and sipped lemonade on the front porch?
2013-02-22 12:28:13 PM  
1 votes:
kroonermanblack:

Well you'd have to! I couldn't imagine having something the size of a carrot or squash shoved down my urethra for fun and pleasure!

I can't, either. We don't pee out of our vaginas, sir. And I'm not shoving anything up my pee place.
2013-02-22 11:37:42 AM  
1 votes:

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Life job??? And what might that be?


RUSSLOV'S BIATCH walking billboard.
2013-02-22 11:09:33 AM  
1 votes:

Okieboy: He's left to raise they're 3 kids....how does that work?


When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they give each other a really special hug...
2013-02-22 10:26:36 AM  
1 votes:

jfivealive: He really did a good job with the shading on her upper lip


Yeah, but he left the herpes on her bottom lip.
2013-02-22 09:40:51 AM  
1 votes:
When I finally have the money to get my Kool-Aid-man-busting-out-of-my-belly tattoo, I shall consider this artist.
2013-02-22 09:24:52 AM  
1 votes:
I always wondered what the original artist thought when he was done
was it
a.  "Nailed it!"
or
b.  "what the fark have i done?"
2013-02-22 09:21:07 AM  
1 votes:

Where wolf: KatjaMouse: So wait... did this guy really fix this tattoo or was it Ink Army? Is he ripping off work or what?

Aren't they in a land war with Kiss Army?


Be aware, one of the KISS Army generals breathes fire.
2013-02-22 09:17:54 AM  
1 votes:
Oh, sure,the arm looks amazing, but here's a before and after picture of the poor guy after they got through with him:

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-22 09:11:50 AM  
1 votes:

kroonermanblack: I still want a new tattoo damnit. Are there any colorful styles out there that aren't 'totally brotastic tribal broseph' level without also being effeminate and/or gay?


Tattoo your entire back to look like a stained-glass window, through which your skeleton is visible.
2013-02-22 09:07:02 AM  
1 votes:
Still no cure for Katie Bugg or Mariderp Derpro

blogs.babble.com  3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-22 08:41:04 AM  
1 votes:
What expecting this:

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Good luck with that one.
2013-02-22 08:33:33 AM  
1 votes:
Why did he make her black?
2013-02-22 08:18:28 AM  
1 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I have the same question but I'm disingenuously curious.


Well, I stressed the 'genuinely' part because I didn't want to come off as sounding like I was saying "Oh yeah, sure, he can do a tattoo, but can he PAINT!?!!"
2013-02-22 08:17:03 AM  
1 votes:
I'm looking forward to buying it from his mortician and having it framed and mounted in my Billy-ard parlour. It shall hang prominently next to my acquired tattoo of the Marines shoving the U S Flag up Khomeini 's butt.
2013-02-22 08:11:32 AM  
1 votes:

buntz: That IS amazing.  I know nothing about tattoo artists but how well does that talent translate to paper or canvas?

Could this artist paint something as amazing on a canvas? Because like someone said up there, it's better than the photograph!

Genuinely curious


I have the same question but I'm disingenuously curious.
2013-02-22 08:09:33 AM  
1 votes:

jfivealive: He really did a good job with the shading on her upper lip


Supposedly, it took him three hours.
2013-02-22 07:56:43 AM  
1 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: sure there is. Dude was killed in a car accident a few years ago.


Many an obvious joke was made at the morgue that day as they put Mr. Cool Ice into the fridge.
2013-02-22 07:53:36 AM  
1 votes:

cfletch13: Now lets see him save Mr. Cool Ice.


Who says Mr. Cool Ice needs saving?
2013-02-22 07:52:11 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: No cure for Mr. Cool Ice though.


sure there is. Dude was killed in a car accident a few years ago.

And i wouldn't have called Mr. Cool Ice a bad tattoo. It was done very well, It was what the customer wanted, and he was happy and proud of the results
 
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