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(Boomstick Comics)   Megan Fox will star in Michael Bay's 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' reboot. And yes there will be a ninja rap   (boomstickcomics.com) divider line 100
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2013-02-22 12:06:00 AM  
Well, they've found a way to make Vanilla Ice not the worst thing to ever appear in a TMNT movie.

Bravo.

/go ninja, go ninja, go.
 
2013-02-22 12:42:14 AM  
Wait is this the one where they will not be teenage, nor mutant, nor even actually turtles? Like, aliens or something?

Because, yeah, I was totally planning on seeing that before hearing this news. :-/
 
2013-02-22 04:07:15 AM  
I thought TMNT was a dead project, after word spread of what Bay wanted to do to the franchise?
 
2013-02-22 04:13:27 AM  
I vaguely remember seeing a teaser trailer somewhere a while back, then nothing at all.  But I wasn't a fan of the originals.
 
2013-02-22 04:15:07 AM  
I though Bay blacklisted Fox from any of his movies?
 
2013-02-22 04:28:37 AM  

ShawnDoc: I though Bay blacklisted Fox from any of his movies?


Bewbs. That is all.
 
2013-02-22 06:31:53 AM  
God, Bay. Clearly, there must be some else in America you find attractive. I can even recommend someone because I too was surprised I slept with them.
 
2013-02-22 06:34:06 AM  
Okay, own up - who keeps giving Michael Bay money?

I can wait all day until who ever did it admits...
 
2013-02-22 06:40:11 AM  

ShawnDoc: I though Bay blacklisted Fox from any of his movies?


That was Spielberg. His company wrote the checks for the Transformers movies. If TMNT is bankrolled by a different producer, Bay can hire who he wants.

The movie will probably still suck, though.
 
2013-02-22 06:48:49 AM  

calufrax: Okay, own up - who keeps giving Michael Bay money?

I can wait all day until who ever did it admits...



Studios don't care about quality. Bay's movies make tons of money. Until his movies start losing money, he'll have no problem getting hired or getting $200 million budgets to make crap.
 
2013-02-22 06:49:46 AM  
Why is Bay allowed to make movies?

Who are the idiots who like this stuff?
 
2013-02-22 06:53:25 AM  
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2013-02-22 07:08:42 AM  
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2013-02-22 07:25:52 AM  
The performer April O'Neill is going to be a better actress than whoever he picks for April O'Neill
 
2013-02-22 07:55:19 AM  
And here I am, not caring, because the new TMNT series is really good.

/Toe thumbs
 
2013-02-22 07:57:58 AM  
Looks like someone stepped up her oral game.
 
2013-02-22 08:10:27 AM  
I read that headline with an 'e' at the end.
 
2013-02-22 08:45:13 AM  
When it comes out, I'll set up a VPN and an anonymizer to download it and immediately delete it purely out of spite.
 
2013-02-22 08:46:46 AM  
Why is Megan Fox still doing cheesy action movies? Jodie Foster and Natalie Portman were acting in more serious movies when they were still teens. Megan needs to move on to better roles even if she's in a low budget indie.
 
2013-02-22 08:51:17 AM  

narkor: [cache.io9.com image 640x360]


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2013-02-22 08:54:06 AM  
Didn't she call him 'Hitler'? And got fired by Spielberg?

Bay must have taken it as a compliment.
 
2013-02-22 08:54:26 AM  

skinink: Why is Megan Fox still doing cheesy action movies? Jodie Foster and Natalie Portman were acting in more serious movies when they were still teens. Megan needs to move on to better roles even if she's in a low budget indie.


Because, up to this point, she has shown no discernable acting skills? Foster and Portman both showed more acting chops in their pre-teen years then Megan Fox has ever shown?

Don;t get me wrong, toe thumbs and all, I'd still give her the worst 45 seconds of her life if she'd let me. That doesn't change her talent level.
 
2013-02-22 09:08:03 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Well, they've found a way to make Vanilla Ice not the worst thing to ever appear in a TMNT movie.

Bravo.

/go ninja, go ninja, go.


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If she does not talk, and keeps her hands out of the frame, then she's perfect.
 
2013-02-22 09:08:20 AM  
She can't act her way out of a phone booth but I can't let that stand in the way of the fact that she is pretty damn hot and I'd like to have hot monkey sex with her.
 
2013-02-22 09:08:34 AM  
I will not see this but i swear if he makes a pizza explode by shooting at it, i will not be surprised.
 
2013-02-22 09:10:28 AM  
I really like the new cartoon show.

There I said it.
 
2013-02-22 09:13:00 AM  

GameSprocket: I read that headline with an 'e' at the end.


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2013-02-22 09:23:45 AM  
Why don't they just get Verhoeven to make a satire about animal cruelty with a TMNT plot.. Farking arsehole Hollywood!
 
2013-02-22 09:26:02 AM  

thecpt: The performer April O'Neill is going to be a better actress than whoever he picks for April O'Neill


www.starnostar.com

Wait, what were we talking about?
 
2013-02-22 09:27:56 AM  
Guess she didn't burn that bridge after all.
 
2013-02-22 09:30:22 AM  

Cyno01: thecpt: The performer April O'Neill is going to be a better actress than whoever he picks for April O'Neill



Wait, what were we talking about?


Why does she have a thistle bush growing out of her underpants?
 
2013-02-22 09:53:01 AM  

tdyak: I really like the new cartoon show.

There I said it.


It's actually really good! If they made a movie out of that series, I would be pretty happy with that concept.

Bay doing it? With Megan Fox? Nah, pass.
 
2013-02-22 10:08:08 AM  
 
2013-02-22 10:21:47 AM  
Whatever.  Don't even care anymore.
 
2013-02-22 10:22:28 AM  

PsyLord: Guess she didn't burn that bridge after all.


This is Hollywood. The only thing that matter is the $
 
2013-02-22 10:36:59 AM  
I have a four year old son, we watch Nickelodeon's reboot of the animated series. It is awesome! Track record doesn't bode well for this movie though, although i did like the first Transformers.
 
2013-02-22 10:37:36 AM  

Cyno01: thecpt: The performer April O'Neill is going to be a better actress than whoever he picks for April O'Neill

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Wait, what were we talking about?


cool tat
 
2013-02-22 10:38:32 AM  
How does this biatch keep getting work?
 
2013-02-22 10:43:47 AM  
Put me down for loving the new Nickelodeon show. Its friggin awesome! Only thing is, I don't really care about April's character much. They don't seem to do much with her except have her there for Donatello to crush over. Which will probably get more interesting whenever they decide to introduce Casey Jones next season. But so far, Leatherhead was totally awesome.
 
2013-02-22 10:54:48 AM  
Can we take it back to when Eastman and Laird were still writing the comic? I don't want to sound like some kind of hipster douche-bag, but the Turtles were much better before they got turned into a kids' show with color-coded masks.

They still made cheesy puns and smart-assed wisecracks, but the comic was dark and gritty. The sword had an edge. The sais had points. The 'chuks and staff broke bones. The Shredder got a freakin' thermite grenade dropped down the back of his armor.
 
2013-02-22 10:58:47 AM  

stoli n coke: calufrax: Okay, own up - who keeps giving Michael Bay money?

I can wait all day until who ever did it admits...


Studios don't care about quality. Bay's movies make tons of money. Until his movies start losing money, he'll have no problem getting hired or getting $200 million budgets to make crap.


See M. Night Shyamalan as a prime example of same.  Once he started to lose Hollyweird money, they started saying "no".
 
2013-02-22 11:07:08 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: How does this biatch keep getting work?


golfball through a garden hose, man.

Actually, to get work like she still does with little to no talent, it may be a watermelon through a drinking straw.
 
2013-02-22 11:45:52 AM  
Makes sense really, when you've got a crap director might as well get yourself a crap starlet.  And a raping our childhoods they shall go. :-D
 
2013-02-22 11:55:55 AM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

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If she does not talk, and keeps her hands out of the frame, then she's perfect.


I've seen her up close ... her face is strange. The camera (and photoshop) love her and her body is smokin' hot. But the face was ... different (and not in a good way).
 
2013-02-22 12:01:26 PM  
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The new TMNT reboot on Nick is suprisingly good.  Everything that made the original cartoon frustrating as a kid has been chucked aside.  It's a great balance between cornball humor and action with enough comic book-ishness to make it really good.  Bonus for using the guy who did the original Raphael voice as Donatello this time around.  It's good stuff, seriously.
 
2013-02-22 12:06:57 PM  
Are they going to digitally crop out the toe thumbs?
 
2013-02-22 12:12:24 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: This is the Tutrtles movie you should be watching.


Just watched that. Awesome. I never read the comics or watched any animated series but the original, so it was a larf when the '03 turtles ripping on the '87 ones for being so goofy. and in turn them by the "noir turtles".
 
2013-02-22 12:18:39 PM  
Both the new show and the new comic (issue 19 came out Wed) are pretty damn good. If Bay's movie bombs, all of that goes away. They're probably cancelling the Green Lantern cartoon b/c WB screwed up the movie so badly. Jack Donaghy was right, the TV business makes no logical sense whatsoever.
 
2013-02-22 12:23:40 PM  
Come on.
At least.... AT LEAST.... get an actual hot redhead to play April. There are more than enough for any kind of April you could write for.
You do not need Megan Fox to slut up another movie. There are more than enough hot redheads who could produce just as much sexual attraction WITHOUT TRYING.

Here are some:
www.nndb.com
www.mamapop.com
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-22 12:27:03 PM  

calufrax: Okay, own up - who keeps giving Michael Bay money?

I can wait all day until who ever did it admits...


A group of people collectively known as America. Maybe you've heard of them.
 
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