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(ABC Local)   In a small Pennsylvania suburb, your neighbor's two friendly dogs escape and end up on your land. Naturally, your only option is to murder the dogs and then leave a taunting voicemail for the dogs owners   (abclocal.go.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Pennsylvania, Chester Co., suburbs, Gabriel Pilotti, Mary Boch  
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2013-02-23 12:16:05 PM  

ransack.: NOVanHelsing: The Snow Dog: Sure thing. It's your right to eat your own dingleberries too. Doesn't mean you have to do it, dingleberry-breath

These animals I keep to provide sustinace and profit are my responsibility.  They are, for the most part, confined for their own protection.   If you fail to control your animal and it leaves your property and comes into my livestock pens or coop then you sir are responsible for any actions I must take to protect my livestock.

That you fail to comprehend this simple fact amazes me.

You are correct. The dog owners should also have to reimburse the farmer financially for his ammunition and time.


You're wrong, and this nut has been charged.
http://articles.philly.com/2013-02-22/news/37244142_1_dog-law-female -d og-bernese-mountain-dogs


People have a right to defend their livestock, but it looks like this is an unhinged person who killed pets that were not threatening his animals.
 
2013-02-23 12:56:11 PM  

Malenfant: ransack.: NOVanHelsing: The Snow Dog: Sure thing. It's your right to eat your own dingleberries too. Doesn't mean you have to do it, dingleberry-breath

These animals I keep to provide sustinace and profit are my responsibility.  They are, for the most part, confined for their own protection.   If you fail to control your animal and it leaves your property and comes into my livestock pens or coop then you sir are responsible for any actions I must take to protect my livestock.

That you fail to comprehend this simple fact amazes me.

You are correct. The dog owners should also have to reimburse the farmer financially for his ammunition and time.

You're wrong, and this nut has been charged.
http://articles.philly.com/2013-02-22/news/37244142_1_dog-law-female -d og-bernese-mountain-dogs


People have a right to defend their livestock, but it looks like this is an unhinged person who killed pets that were not threatening his animals.


My faith in humanity has been somewhat restored. Thank you.
 
2013-02-23 01:38:30 PM  
I shot first and ask questions later.

*BLAM!*
*BLAM!*

Why are the police here?
What's this summons?
Why am I in court?
Will I have any money left after paying the fine, restitution, and lawyers?
Why do my neighbors hate and shun me?
 
2013-02-24 07:52:15 PM  

Malenfant: You're wrong, and this nut has been charged.http://articles.philly.com/2013-02-22/news/37244142_1_dog-law- female -d og-bernese-mountain-dogsPeople have a right to defend their livestock, but it looks like this is an unhinged person who killed pets that were not threatening his animals.


Or a successful witch hunt.

/every time people start interpreting laws so they require psychic and/or precognitive superpowers to follow them, people start becoming criminals, apparently at random
//this, in turn, leads eventually to Heinlein's "Bad Luck."
 
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