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(io9)   Unused storyboards show how Alien could have been more "pornographic". (slightly not safe for work)   (io9.com) divider line 13
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2013-02-22 03:22:57 AM
5 votes:

Bonanza Jellybean: • Brief Shot of Sleeping Woman's Breasts
• Pornography

Pick one.


I'll take both.  Thanks!
2013-02-22 04:04:18 AM
3 votes:
www.vgcats.com
2013-02-22 12:13:49 AM
3 votes:
First thing that popped into my mind was "crotch-huggers?"

/I'll just let myself out...
2013-02-22 11:41:19 AM
2 votes:

BigLuca: I'm glad they didn't show a nipple.  No way i could let my 6 year old watch it if they had done that.

/doesn't have a 6 year old


Step 1. Steal a 6 year old
Step 2. Add nipples to Aliens
Step 3. Don't let the kid watch it.

Step 4. Profit?
2013-02-22 02:07:37 PM
1 votes:

macadamnut: I think If I had seen Veronica Cartwright naked when I was nine, I might be a lot more gay today.


On reflection, this probably applies to Yaphet Kotto as well.  There just wouldn't be any way back from that.
2013-02-22 10:36:46 AM
1 votes:

Mentat: The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.




But you repeat yourself
2013-02-22 06:51:10 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: First thing that popped into my mind was "crotch-huggers?"

/I'll just let myself out...


The dark recesses of my mind went with Ass-huggers...made more sense from a biology standpoint.  Then I giggled because the facial expression of the victim when it happens would be awesome.
2013-02-22 06:12:27 AM
1 votes:
Hey, hey.

I don't think I've ever seen Sigourney Weaver's boobs before.
2013-02-22 03:14:33 AM
1 votes:
• Brief Shot of Sleeping Woman's Breasts
• Pornography


Pick one.
2013-02-22 01:11:18 AM
1 votes:
see kids? that's why you need to use "preview"
img.photobucket.com
THIS WAS UP THERE ↑
/ffs
2013-02-22 12:52:10 AM
1 votes:
The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.
2013-02-22 12:42:00 AM
1 votes:
The dreams I had after watching it were damn sure porno.  Interspecies sex between Weaver and the Alien dominated my sleep for days.  Think I'll dust that one off and then head to the bunk.  Could be better than Viagra.
2013-02-22 12:13:48 AM
1 votes:
More pornographic?  I lost count of the number of dick and vagina images in that movie.
 
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