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(io9)   Unused storyboards show how Alien could have been more "pornographic". (slightly not safe for work)   (io9.com) divider line 21
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2013-02-22 12:13:48 AM  
3 votes:
More pornographic?  I lost count of the number of dick and vagina images in that movie.
2013-02-22 06:12:27 AM  
2 votes:
Hey, hey.

I don't think I've ever seen Sigourney Weaver's boobs before.
2013-02-22 03:14:33 AM  
2 votes:
• Brief Shot of Sleeping Woman's Breasts
• Pornography


Pick one.
2013-02-22 08:53:42 PM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: fusillade762: Mentat: The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.

I think Dan O'Bannon was more responsible for the rapey qualities than Giger.

Hey, be nice to O'Bannon. He and Romero gave us Night of the Living Dead, and he gave us the single greatest scene in any zombie movie, ever:

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No disrespect intended. I meant that in the most affectionate sense. Speaking of zombies, he also wrote this bit for "Heavy Metal"

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2013-02-22 01:07:18 PM  
1 votes:
I'd just like to point out that Alien is really, really tame compared to a lot of Giger's other artwork.
2013-02-22 12:52:33 PM  
1 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: doczoidberg: Hey, hey.

I don't think I've ever seen Sigourney Weaver's boobs before.

She's nude in a film called "Half Moon Street." Frankly, not much to get excited about.


Also "Death and the Maiden." Her boobies are not a good reason to see the movie but her and Ben Kingsley's acting are very good reasons to see it.
2013-02-22 12:43:13 PM  
1 votes:

thisiszombocom: [1001noway.files.wordpress.com image 360x360]
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2013-02-22 12:26:26 PM  
1 votes:

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Why does it bother you? Are you that insecure?


I am fully secure enough to point out that weiners are ridiculous looking. I'm sure yours is fine though, Handsome T. McPenisflower.

Say, nice penis.

/Has one, 95% of the time, it is funny looking.
2013-02-22 12:15:37 PM  
1 votes:

halfof33: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I don't think the author knows what the word "pornographic" means.  I guess anything with tits is pornographic.

Well, without getting into a debate about pornographic, the third storyboard had male full frontal nudity, which I think we can agree we can do without.


Why does it bother you?  Are you that insecure?
2013-02-22 11:58:27 AM  
1 votes:

PanicMan: BigLuca: I'm glad they didn't show a nipple.  No way i could let my 6 year old watch it if they had done that.

/doesn't have a 6 year old

Step 1. Steal a 6 year old
Step 2. Add nipples to Aliens
Step 3. Don't let the kid watch it.

Step 4. Profit?


Stealing 6 year olds for profit is not something I will ever do ... again.
2013-02-22 10:50:41 AM  
1 votes:
I don't think the author knows what the word "pornographic" means.  I guess anything with tits is pornographic.
2013-02-22 08:51:23 AM  
1 votes:

B.L.Z. Bub: WTF is this crap? Still nothing about Diane Lane getting divorced? I figured Fark would be all over that. (Just as I would be all over that given the opportunity.)  It's been almost 24 hours since it became "news". What gives? (I would submit a headline, but what can I say, headline writing just ain't one of my skills.) I'm so disappointed.

And by the way, as a recent TotalFark member (thank you, anonymous donor!), how come when I do a search (http://www.fark.com/tags/Diane_Lane) it still says "Displayed x of abouty links -- join TotalFark to see them all"? Well, I've "joined" TF in a matter of speaking, so where the hell are these links that have been hidden from me all this time? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you guys running? I was told I would "see them all", so give them to me, dammit!!!


Dude...I've wondered for years why links are chosen or rejected.  On many occasions I've submitted a link with a witty headline only to find later that another submitter was chosen for the same article...and the greenlit headline is often completely without humor.

My guess is, now that you've paid to join the site your chances of being greenlit are much higher!
2013-02-22 08:42:37 AM  
1 votes:

doczoidberg: Hey, hey.

I don't think I've ever seen Sigourney Weaver's boobs before.


She's nude in a film called "Half Moon Street." Frankly, not much to get excited about.
2013-02-22 06:07:10 AM  
1 votes:
Work hard on that headline, submitter?
2013-02-22 04:37:38 AM  
1 votes:
"Pornographic"? Who wrote that, a 12-year-old?
2013-02-22 03:57:55 AM  
1 votes:
Didn't need the nudity. Looks like a cheap gimmick.
2013-02-22 03:04:52 AM  
1 votes:
1001noway.files.wordpress.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-22 03:00:53 AM  
1 votes:
WTF is this crap? Still nothing about Diane Lane getting divorced? I figured Fark would be all over that. (Just as I would be all over that given the opportunity.)  It's been almost 24 hours since it became "news". What gives? (I would submit a headline, but what can I say, headline writing just ain't one of my skills.) I'm so disappointed.

And by the way, as a recent TotalFark member (thank you, anonymous donor!), how come when I do a search (http://www.fark.com/tags/Diane_Lane) it still says "Displayed x of abouty links -- join TotalFark to see them all"? Well, I've "joined" TF in a matter of speaking, so where the hell are these links that have been hidden from me all this time? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you guys running? I was told I would "see them all", so give them to me, dammit!!!
2013-02-22 01:11:18 AM  
1 votes:
see kids? that's why you need to use "preview"
img.photobucket.com
THIS WAS UP THERE ↑
/ffs
2013-02-22 12:52:10 AM  
1 votes:
The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.
2013-02-22 12:03:06 AM  
1 votes:
It already had a rape scene and the studio was worried about naked people waking up from cryosleep?
 
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