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(io9)   Unused storyboards show how Alien could have been more "pornographic". (slightly not safe for work)   (io9.com) divider line 52
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2013-02-22 12:03:06 AM  
It already had a rape scene and the studio was worried about naked people waking up from cryosleep?
 
2013-02-22 12:13:48 AM  
More pornographic?  I lost count of the number of dick and vagina images in that movie.
 
2013-02-22 12:13:49 AM  
First thing that popped into my mind was "crotch-huggers?"

/I'll just let myself out...
 
2013-02-22 12:33:36 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: First thing that popped into my mind was "crotch-huggers?"

/I'll just let myself out...


You sick, sad soul.

I knew there was a reason your posts show up in magenta.
 
2013-02-22 12:42:00 AM  
The dreams I had after watching it were damn sure porno.  Interspecies sex between Weaver and the Alien dominated my sleep for days.  Think I'll dust that one off and then head to the bunk.  Could be better than Viagra.
 
2013-02-22 12:52:10 AM  
The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.
 
2013-02-22 01:06:28 AM  

Chariset: You sick, sad soul.

I knew there was a reason your posts show up in magenta.


Magenta is good

Even if I am Riff Raff
 
2013-02-22 01:11:18 AM  
see kids? that's why you need to use "preview"
img.photobucket.com
THIS WAS UP THERE ↑
/ffs
 
2013-02-22 03:00:53 AM  
WTF is this crap? Still nothing about Diane Lane getting divorced? I figured Fark would be all over that. (Just as I would be all over that given the opportunity.)  It's been almost 24 hours since it became "news". What gives? (I would submit a headline, but what can I say, headline writing just ain't one of my skills.) I'm so disappointed.

And by the way, as a recent TotalFark member (thank you, anonymous donor!), how come when I do a search (http://www.fark.com/tags/Diane_Lane) it still says "Displayed x of abouty links -- join TotalFark to see them all"? Well, I've "joined" TF in a matter of speaking, so where the hell are these links that have been hidden from me all this time? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you guys running? I was told I would "see them all", so give them to me, dammit!!!
 
2013-02-22 03:04:52 AM  
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2013-02-22 03:14:33 AM  
• Brief Shot of Sleeping Woman's Breasts
• Pornography


Pick one.
 
2013-02-22 03:22:57 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: • Brief Shot of Sleeping Woman's Breasts
• Pornography

Pick one.


I'll take both.  Thanks!
 
2013-02-22 03:44:30 AM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk:
First thing that popped into my mind was "crotch-huggers?"

/I'll just let myself out...


There's a yet-to-be-drawn Oglaf comic in that idea...

Bonanza Jellybean:
• Brief Shot of Sleeping Woman's Breasts
• Pornography

Pick one.


Also this, sheesh.
 
2013-02-22 03:57:55 AM  
Didn't need the nudity. Looks like a cheap gimmick.
 
2013-02-22 03:58:02 AM  
So now I know what a young Sigourney Weaver's nipples look like.  

/check another off the bucket list
 
2013-02-22 04:04:18 AM  
www.vgcats.com
 
2013-02-22 04:37:38 AM  
"Pornographic"? Who wrote that, a 12-year-old?
 
2013-02-22 04:38:26 AM  
It could have been the male gay rape fantasy the scriptwriter already had planned out?

drtfa, but this is not only not-news, it's really old not-news.
 
2013-02-22 06:01:03 AM  
That's not as porny as I'd imagined...it's got noting on Species...
 
2013-02-22 06:07:10 AM  
Work hard on that headline, submitter?
 
2013-02-22 06:12:27 AM  
Hey, hey.

I don't think I've ever seen Sigourney Weaver's boobs before.
 
2013-02-22 06:29:39 AM  

Mentat: The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.


That's becuase his wife singularly gang-raped him at a drive in when they were showing the movie..."The Fox and the Hound". But, that was after she got out of her whale-bone cage.

/He has a chlorophyll problem...he grows black leaves....
//Obscure????
 
2013-02-22 06:42:50 AM  

Frothy Panties: Mentat: The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.

That's becuase his wife singularly gang-raped him at a drive in when they were showing the movie..."The Fox and the Hound". But, that was after she got out of her whale-bone cage.

/He has a chlorophyll problem...he grows black leaves....
//Obscure????


Nothing is obscure on Fark!

/Favourtie character hands down.
//Have a soft spot for "Maggie the GPS" too.
 
2013-02-22 06:51:10 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: First thing that popped into my mind was "crotch-huggers?"

/I'll just let myself out...


The dark recesses of my mind went with Ass-huggers...made more sense from a biology standpoint.  Then I giggled because the facial expression of the victim when it happens would be awesome.
 
2013-02-22 08:42:37 AM  

doczoidberg: Hey, hey.

I don't think I've ever seen Sigourney Weaver's boobs before.


She's nude in a film called "Half Moon Street." Frankly, not much to get excited about.
 
2013-02-22 08:51:23 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: WTF is this crap? Still nothing about Diane Lane getting divorced? I figured Fark would be all over that. (Just as I would be all over that given the opportunity.)  It's been almost 24 hours since it became "news". What gives? (I would submit a headline, but what can I say, headline writing just ain't one of my skills.) I'm so disappointed.

And by the way, as a recent TotalFark member (thank you, anonymous donor!), how come when I do a search (http://www.fark.com/tags/Diane_Lane) it still says "Displayed x of abouty links -- join TotalFark to see them all"? Well, I've "joined" TF in a matter of speaking, so where the hell are these links that have been hidden from me all this time? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you guys running? I was told I would "see them all", so give them to me, dammit!!!


Dude...I've wondered for years why links are chosen or rejected.  On many occasions I've submitted a link with a witty headline only to find later that another submitter was chosen for the same article...and the greenlit headline is often completely without humor.

My guess is, now that you've paid to join the site your chances of being greenlit are much higher!
 
2013-02-22 09:31:42 AM  
I'm glad they didn't show a nipple.  No way i could let my 6 year old watch it if they had done that.

/doesn't have a 6 year old
 
2013-02-22 09:56:26 AM  
I think If I had seen Veronica Cartwright naked when I was nine, I might be a lot more gay today.
 
2013-02-22 10:36:46 AM  

Mentat: The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.




But you repeat yourself
 
2013-02-22 10:50:41 AM  
I don't think the author knows what the word "pornographic" means.  I guess anything with tits is pornographic.
 
2013-02-22 11:00:43 AM  

Nuclear Monk: The dark recesses of my mind went with Ass-huggers...made more sense from a biology standpoint.  Then I giggled because the facial expression of the victim when it happens would be awesome.


Didn't Stephen King cover that in 'Dreamcatcher'?
 
2013-02-22 11:33:31 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I don't think the author knows what the word "pornographic" means.  I guess anything with tits is pornographic.


Well, without getting into a debate about pornographic, the third storyboard had male full frontal nudity, which I think we can agree we can do without.
 
2013-02-22 11:41:19 AM  

BigLuca: I'm glad they didn't show a nipple.  No way i could let my 6 year old watch it if they had done that.

/doesn't have a 6 year old


Step 1. Steal a 6 year old
Step 2. Add nipples to Aliens
Step 3. Don't let the kid watch it.

Step 4. Profit?
 
2013-02-22 11:58:27 AM  

PanicMan: BigLuca: I'm glad they didn't show a nipple.  No way i could let my 6 year old watch it if they had done that.

/doesn't have a 6 year old

Step 1. Steal a 6 year old
Step 2. Add nipples to Aliens
Step 3. Don't let the kid watch it.

Step 4. Profit?


Stealing 6 year olds for profit is not something I will ever do ... again.
 
2013-02-22 12:12:15 PM  
Weaver has(had) pretty nice boobs for an obvious transsexual.
 
2013-02-22 12:15:37 PM  

halfof33: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I don't think the author knows what the word "pornographic" means.  I guess anything with tits is pornographic.

Well, without getting into a debate about pornographic, the third storyboard had male full frontal nudity, which I think we can agree we can do without.


Why does it bother you?  Are you that insecure?
 
2013-02-22 12:24:53 PM  
Headline bait-and-switch. As usual, io9 sucks. They made even this story lame.
 
2013-02-22 12:26:26 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Why does it bother you? Are you that insecure?


I am fully secure enough to point out that weiners are ridiculous looking. I'm sure yours is fine though, Handsome T. McPenisflower.

Say, nice penis.

/Has one, 95% of the time, it is funny looking.
 
2013-02-22 12:43:13 PM  

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2013-02-22 12:52:33 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: doczoidberg: Hey, hey.

I don't think I've ever seen Sigourney Weaver's boobs before.

She's nude in a film called "Half Moon Street." Frankly, not much to get excited about.


Also "Death and the Maiden." Her boobies are not a good reason to see the movie but her and Ben Kingsley's acting are very good reasons to see it.
 
2013-02-22 01:07:18 PM  
I'd just like to point out that Alien is really, really tame compared to a lot of Giger's other artwork.
 
2013-02-22 01:45:50 PM  

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Water boarding?
 
2013-02-22 02:07:37 PM  

macadamnut: I think If I had seen Veronica Cartwright naked when I was nine, I might be a lot more gay today.


On reflection, this probably applies to Yaphet Kotto as well.  There just wouldn't be any way back from that.
 
2013-02-22 02:21:47 PM  

halfof33: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Why does it bother you? Are you that insecure?

I am fully secure enough to point out that weiners are ridiculous looking. I'm sure yours is fine though, Handsome T. McPenisflower.

Say, nice penis.

/Has one, 95% of the time, it is funny looking.


I am so changing my username.
 
2013-02-22 02:47:08 PM  
therecksays:
Also "Death and the Maiden." Her boobies are not a good reason to see the movie but her and Ben Kingsley's acting are very good reasons to see it.

Yeah the whole "torso covered in cigarette burns" thing wasn't so sexy, actually.  Good movie, I agree.  Sir Ben is supposedly a legendary douche balloon, but boy can he act.
 
2013-02-22 06:20:00 PM  

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2013-02-22 06:41:26 PM  

Mentat: The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.


I think Dan O'Bannon was more responsible for the rapey qualities than Giger.
 
2013-02-22 08:30:12 PM  

fusillade762: Mentat: The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.

I think Dan O'Bannon was more responsible for the rapey qualities than Giger.


Hey, be nice to O'Bannon. He and Romero gave us Night of the Living Dead, and he gave us the single greatest scene in any zombie movie, ever:

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2013-02-22 08:31:00 PM  
(that was, of course, Return of the Living Dead-- Dan O'Bannon's "non-sequel" to NotLD.)
 
2013-02-22 08:53:42 PM  

ZeroCorpse: fusillade762: Mentat: The whole movie was a HR Giger rape fantasy.

I think Dan O'Bannon was more responsible for the rapey qualities than Giger.

Hey, be nice to O'Bannon. He and Romero gave us Night of the Living Dead, and he gave us the single greatest scene in any zombie movie, ever:

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No disrespect intended. I meant that in the most affectionate sense. Speaking of zombies, he also wrote this bit for "Heavy Metal"

bellsouthpwp2.net
 
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