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(Wikia)   During WWII, Canadian soldiers were armed with chainsaws for use in close combat. The Germans did not see that coming   (uncyclopedia.wikia.com) divider line 85
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2013-02-21 08:32:16 PM
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2013-02-21 08:34:38 PM
Damn.

....yeah, so why are the French Canadians still here?
 
2013-02-21 08:38:58 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-02-21 08:43:36 PM
♫  I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and fight Nazis all day... ♫
 
2013-02-22 12:06:43 AM
Hey subby, you could have made a joke in the headline like:

The Germans did Nazi that coming'.

But instead you said the Germans did not see that coming.

Just a helpful hint for the future so you don't miss such opportunities.

/hey wait a minute
 
2013-02-22 12:16:27 AM
-1 for farking up the shiatty pun
 
2013-02-22 12:20:33 AM
Ah yes...the little-known Leatherface Brigade.
 
2013-02-22 12:21:57 AM

cretinbob: -1 for farking up the shiatty pun


Ya know... you can call me a blackhelicopterfoilhatconspiracywingnut, but I got a funny feeling that was planned

/or maybe it's just me
 
2013-02-22 12:45:03 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: cretinbob: -1 for farking up the shiatty pun

Ya know... you can call me a blackhelicopterfoilhatconspiracywingnut, but I got a funny feeling that was planned

/or maybe it's just me


How did you nazi that coming?
 
2013-02-22 12:53:08 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: cretinbob: -1 for farking up the shiatty pun

Ya know... you can call me a blackhelicopterfoilhatconspiracywingnut, but I got a funny feeling that was planned

/or maybe it's just me


I'd rather call you a taxi.
i know,i know
 
2013-02-22 01:20:06 AM

shanrick: Hey subby, you could have made a joke in the headline like:

The Germans did Nazi that coming'.

But instead you said the Germans did not see that coming.

Just a helpful hint for the future so you don't miss such opportunities.

/hey wait a minute


you still got the joke though, right?
 
2013-02-22 01:30:28 AM

cretinbob: -1 for farking up the shiatty pun


that'sthejoke.jpg
 
2013-02-22 02:03:50 AM
They were also given women's clothing to wear.
 
2013-02-22 04:11:15 AM

AR 15-6: Damn.

....yeah, so why are the French Canadians still here?


Because of all the straight people having cheese and wine consuming gay babies in Canada with their sinful lifestyle choices?
 
2013-02-22 04:25:28 AM

BronyMedic: AR 15-6: Damn.

....yeah, so why are the French Canadians still here?

Because of all the straight people having cheese and wine consuming gay babies in Canada with their sinful lifestyle choices?


i52.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-22 04:30:12 AM

some_beer_drinker: BronyMedic: AR 15-6: Damn.

....yeah, so why are the French Canadians still here?

Because of all the straight people having cheese and wine consuming gay babies in Canada with their sinful lifestyle choices?

[i52.tinypic.com image 533x594]


i775.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 06:05:30 AM
Obligatory.
www.caledonguild.com
 
2013-02-22 06:09:45 AM
I don't know what Uncyclopedia's current status vs. Wikia is, but there's also Uncyclopedia at  http://uncyclopedia.co. As far as I know, the community may be divided as to which is the "real" Uncyclopedia. I will say, however, that Wikia tends to dislike when wikis try to leave, and will keep the "old" wiki around, no matter how disused it gets.
 
2013-02-22 06:15:26 AM
Sweeet. Doin' it old school.

www.freakygaming.com
 
2013-02-22 06:15:52 AM
I love you, too
 
2013-02-22 06:36:11 AM
If the kids at Sandy Hook had only been armed with chainsaws.....
 
2013-02-22 06:42:38 AM

shanrick: Hey subby, you could have made a joke in the headline like:

The Germans did Nazi that coming'.

But instead you said the Germans did not see that coming.

Just a helpful hint for the future so you don't miss such opportunities.

/hey wait a minute


csb

The first time I saw "nazi" used as "not see" I thought it was pretty clever. And then I saw it dozens of more times. And now I'm pissed if someone doesn't taken advantage of it.

WTF?

How did subhby not see this reaction coming?
 
2013-02-22 06:43:16 AM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-02-22 07:15:07 AM
http://www.evildeadchainsaws.com/
There was a time that website was extraordinarily usefull to me. I bought every one the had.

I love my job.
 
2013-02-22 07:15:47 AM
A melee weapon you can hear a mile away?  Yep, it should be pretty effective against a brigade of deaf Nazi zombies in close combat maybe...

I'm pretty sure if you're in Close combat and you need to start it, you'll be dead before it's ready to use.
 
2013-02-22 07:18:24 AM
Simpsons did it Link
 
2013-02-22 07:22:38 AM
Lumberjackcommandos.jpg
 
2013-02-22 07:29:02 AM
doubleawesome.com
 
2013-02-22 07:37:08 AM

RoxtarRyan: [doubleawesome.com image 522x494]


came here to post that

I guess I'll go with this...

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 07:42:28 AM

gerbilpox: Sweeet. Doin' it old school.

[www.freakygaming.com image 506x316]


The fark izzat? A pixel monster?
 
2013-02-22 07:51:14 AM
"The combination of assault rifle and chainsaw is deadly and effective (and also incredibly satisfying). There are rare instances when the insubordinate amount of blood from using the chainsaw can clog the gears near the flywheel, but this becomes a non-issue if occasionally cleaned off. "
 
2013-02-22 07:53:09 AM
Just showed this to a Canuk in the office and he is buying it.
 
2013-02-22 08:02:51 AM

RoxtarRyan: [doubleawesome.com image 522x494]


Listen up you primitive screwheads!!!!!
 
2013-02-22 08:18:30 AM
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2013-02-22 08:18:36 AM

vudukungfu: Just showed this to a Canuk in the office and he is buying it.


In other news, most people of most countries are pretty damn gullible. I understand a lot of Youalls even believe Bush won the 2000 election fair and square.
 
2013-02-22 08:19:52 AM

some_beer_drinker: [images.wikia.com image 456x330]

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
"Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Battalion, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war. "

As well as an increase in sodomy within the ranks.

One word worth a thousand mental pictures you'll never erase:  lumberjackhammer.
 
2013-02-22 08:20:02 AM
Groovy.
 
2013-02-22 08:27:57 AM
There was a program on history channel a couple of years ago, I think it was history detectives, and they were telling stories about Canadians in combat in WWII. The invasion of Sicily I think. One particular tale was about a guy from the east coast maritimes region who used to carry a nail studded baseball bat into combat. He'd sneak out at night and bash in the head of Germans. The Germans were scared sh*tless of this guy, he was some sort of boogey man. I never knew if that tale was true, but it made for good television.
 
2013-02-22 08:46:04 AM

indarwinsshadow: There was a program on history channel a couple of years ago, I think it was history detectives, and they were telling stories about Canadians in combat in WWII. The invasion of Sicily I think. One particular tale was about a guy from the east coast maritimes region who used to carry a nail studded baseball bat into combat. He'd sneak out at night and bash in the head of Germans. The Germans were scared sh*tless of this guy, he was some sort of boogey man. I never knew if that tale was true, but it made for good television.


Lots of problems with that story. WW2 wasn't like WW1, with everyone bunking down in their respective trenches at night, it was fluid, 24-hour warfare. Also, nobody who didn't want a court-martial followed quite possibly with an execution went traipsing off on their own on moonlit walked away from their units. Your unit was everything, and unless you were part of an official raiding party you stayed where you were put until ordered. The closest thing to "lone wolves" were snipers, who tended not to use baseball bats as a rule.
 
2013-02-22 08:53:31 AM

indarwinsshadow: He'd sneak out at night and bash in the head of Germans


So, he'd sneak out of his base, enter enemy territory, find and attack enemy soldiers over the head with his baseball bat (presumably they were always conveniently alone and unarmed) and then he would sneak back out of enemy territory and back into his base.

Yeah, seems legit!
 
2013-02-22 09:08:19 AM

cynicalbastard: I understand a lot of Youalls even believe Bush won the 2000 election fair and square.


Most of them own chainsaws.
Circle complete.
 
2013-02-22 09:13:11 AM
- the f**k?

Can I at least drink my morning coffee before we start with the nationalistic stereotypes?
 
2013-02-22 09:23:05 AM
At first I was all 'This is cool!', then I remember what 1940's had for chainsaws.  There is reason why this was abandoned, the machines weighed three times as much as today's chainsaws, half the power of today's machines and would never start on the first pull.  In fact, unless the saw is already warm it'll never start on the first pull, no automatic choke.  You were lucky if the thing would start in less than two minutes.  Tell a nazi, 'hold that thought while I start this thing'.

I lived on my uncle's farm for a few months and he had two of my grandfather's chainsaws from that era.  It took forever waiting on him and my cousin to chop up a log so the rest of us could split and load the wood.  They took both machines out because they never knew which machine would run.  I have a Poulan (just a decent machine) that makes those old machines look like very heavy toys.
 
2013-02-22 09:23:53 AM

cynicalbastard: In other news, most people of most countries are pretty damn gullible. I understand a lot of Youalls even believe Bush won the 2000 election fair and square.


Go threadshiat in the politics tab.  You'll find it with the other special needs kids over that way --->
 
2013-02-22 09:24:08 AM

cynicalbastard: vudukungfu: Just showed this to a Canuk in the office and he is buying it.

In other news, most people of most countries are pretty damn gullible. I understand a lot of Youalls even believe Bush won the 2000 election fair and square.


13 years later and the butthurt remains. I guess you never really get used to the pain, you just learn to live the flare ups.
 
2013-02-22 09:25:33 AM
During WWI, both sides outlined the use of Shotguns for trench warfare because it was considered 'barbaric'.  Then we head to WWII, where we have the Trench Gun.

Times change...
 
2013-02-22 09:26:58 AM
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2013-02-22 09:27:36 AM
When I was but a lad we used to scour the forest at the end of our street for fire wood (we heated half the house with a wood-stove). My father had an ancient electric chainsaw that had NO brake or guard - which I was expected to use - at the age of ten.

I was scared sh*tless of that thing and to this day I use a chainsaw with extreme trepidation. I'm pretty reckless with an axe or hatchet.

/reminiscences of life in backwoods Canuckistan
 
2013-02-22 09:33:34 AM
I heard somewhere you can use chainsaws to cut trees as well as people, aliens and re-animated people. Can anyone confirm this?
 
2013-02-22 10:02:17 AM
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