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(AL.com)   If you tweet "Let's kill the president. F.E.A.R.,", expect a visit from some guys wearing suits. And don't use the old "I meant the president of Assyria" excuse. They've heard it before   (blog.al.com) divider line 10
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2013-02-22 03:48:57 AM  
5 votes:
Dear wannabe revolutionary dipsh*ts.

A - The president isn't even vaguely the problem.  He's actually a pretty nice fellow.  He's also a figurehead.  He's the guy in the tallest hat.  nothing more.

B- The most convenient architecture in place for quickly disseminating information about your Über secret, revolution plans is monitored, keystroke logged and IP traced to the point where if you take a sh*t at 11:00, the DHS and CIA know what you ate at 9:00.  so does BoA and Lehman Bros.  Convenient, yeah, but for them.  Not 1337 subversives types.

C - The people who run this country dress in gray suits, drive gray cars, life in large houses surrounded by fences and if they want to tell the president what to do, they got him on speed dial.  As far as free speech, what you didn't wasn't "fire!" in a crowded theatre, it was more like yelling "JIHAD MOTHER B*TCHES!" in the lobby of a federal building.  Take your meds more, you butterhead.
2013-02-22 05:26:02 AM  
2 votes:

gibbon1: SquiggsIN: Agreed. Hell i'm white (and Shawnee) and sometimes i think the best thing for the planet would be losing whitey.

You need to get out more and get to know people of other nationality's, cultures, and races.  White people by an accident of history and geography simply have been in a better position to do unto others for the last 300 years.


White people had the killer app that made science, research and records possible.  They had linear print.  An when the sh*t you wrote down 50 years ago says the same thing when you open the book 50 years later, without some oral tradition malarkey guffing it up or people running out of RAM for the whole chain of ideas, it's like being the guy on the mountain with a pair of binoculars when everybody else is squinting at the treetops from the forest floor.
2013-02-22 02:18:53 AM  
2 votes:
Sounds like this guys needs to be put in jail to protect him from himself, and to protect society from his weapons grade stupid. I mean seriously, I get maybe you make a joke tweet/post/etc and it gets you SS attention. While you should know better, some people are dumb. However they'll do what they did the first time with this guy: Tell you to knock it off, and go on their way. You do it again, and repeatedly? Ya you may be getting criminally charged.

This guy will just end up eating something with a skull and crossbones on the container, or setting himself on fire and burning down his apartment building. Better to lock him away :P.
2013-02-22 08:21:14 AM  
1 votes:

super_grass: LOL, what a dumb rac-

Oh he's black? Carry on.


Stupidity knows no racial boundaries.
2013-02-22 06:47:31 AM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: gibbon1: SquiggsIN: Agreed. Hell i'm white (and Shawnee) and sometimes i think the best thing for the planet would be losing whitey.

You need to get out more and get to know people of other nationality's, cultures, and races.  White people by an accident of history and geography simply have been in a better position to do unto others for the last 300 years.

go fark yourself you sanctimonious asshole.


Now now, simmer down. I think he's just pointing out that no one likes a self loathing cracker.

Fact of the matter is, most places outside of Asia that the whiteman doesn't own/run are 3rd world and not really fun places to live.
2013-02-22 05:23:26 AM  
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: super_grass: LOL, what a dumb rac-

Oh he's black? Carry on.

Lots of disappointed FARKers out there who had their fingers poised to start typing "Racism! Whites off Earth NOW!" Very sorry for them.


But no one did, so you had to make the post for them.

You suck, as usual.
2013-02-22 04:33:01 AM  
1 votes:

mjjt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_free_speech_exceptions

interesting - if I understand Wikipedia correctly then "Let's kill the president" sounds like incitement, and so is one of the bits you actually don't have freedom of speech for in USA

as opposed to "l wish the Pres was dead and here's some cyanide" is just free expression

but when l RTFA suggests that the Secret Service exercises a fair bit of leeway in warning the morons who just want to mouth off as opposed to the frothing-at-the-mouth stockpiling weaponry free citizens who may actually need a good waterboarding to show them the error of their ways


Here's a better way for these dorks to understand it.

"We should hang all the n*ggers!" = free speech.
"We should lynch that n*gger in the back of the room right now and here's a rope!" = inciteful and therefore not protected speech.

Right now, "Let's kill the president" is much closer to the latter rather than the former, because of the race of our President and the delightful attitude of so many of our patriotic citizens.
2013-02-22 04:19:19 AM  
1 votes:
The end game of business is the world under one currency and the end game of governance is the populace under one thumb.  It's not sinister, or any of that sh*t.  There's just nothing else to DO with something that f*cking large that moves that slowly and was designed to do nothing but eat, sh*t, and grow.
2013-02-22 02:10:57 AM  
1 votes:
"I'm going to finish this, if they get me, they get me! #ohwell. "


They got you, idiot.
2013-02-22 02:08:58 AM  
1 votes:
I went to the comments of the article and
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