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(AL.com)   If you tweet "Let's kill the president. F.E.A.R.,", expect a visit from some guys wearing suits. And don't use the old "I meant the president of Assyria" excuse. They've heard it before   (blog.al.com) divider line 77
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2013-02-22 05:26:02 AM

gibbon1: SquiggsIN: Agreed. Hell i'm white (and Shawnee) and sometimes i think the best thing for the planet would be losing whitey.

You need to get out more and get to know people of other nationality's, cultures, and races.  White people by an accident of history and geography simply have been in a better position to do unto others for the last 300 years.


White people had the killer app that made science, research and records possible.  They had linear print.  An when the sh*t you wrote down 50 years ago says the same thing when you open the book 50 years later, without some oral tradition malarkey guffing it up or people running out of RAM for the whole chain of ideas, it's like being the guy on the mountain with a pair of binoculars when everybody else is squinting at the treetops from the forest floor.
 
2013-02-22 05:27:04 AM

SquiggsIN: Is it sad that after reading the headline I thought to myself "I bet this is from Alabama"?


The AL.com is usually a good indicator.

Ps: how did a newspaper in Ala-friggin-bama get that 2 letter domain name? $$$$$$
 
2013-02-22 06:31:50 AM
Assyria? Is there more than one now?
 
2013-02-22 06:47:31 AM

SquiggsIN: gibbon1: SquiggsIN: Agreed. Hell i'm white (and Shawnee) and sometimes i think the best thing for the planet would be losing whitey.

You need to get out more and get to know people of other nationality's, cultures, and races.  White people by an accident of history and geography simply have been in a better position to do unto others for the last 300 years.

go fark yourself you sanctimonious asshole.


Now now, simmer down. I think he's just pointing out that no one likes a self loathing cracker.

Fact of the matter is, most places outside of Asia that the whiteman doesn't own/run are 3rd world and not really fun places to live.
 
2013-02-22 06:48:36 AM

Elegy: What a horrible, racist redneck from a horrible, racist state.This is a beautiful example of why the Deep South states are and always will be flyover states that no same person would live in, let alone visit. They are politically backwards cesspools of hatred, bigotry, and white supremacy.

We will never be one nation until these troglodyte southern republicans are brought into the 21st century, preferably by force.


-10/10. Just awful.
 
2013-02-22 07:00:42 AM

cygnusx13: SquiggsIN: Is it sad that after reading the headline I thought to myself "I bet this is from Alabama"?

The AL.com is usually a good indicator.

Ps: how did a newspaper in Ala-friggin-bama get that 2 letter domain name? $$$$$$


Bought it from a guy named al?
 
2013-02-22 07:34:17 AM
I recall an incident back when Bush II was in office...

Pat Roberts stated during one of the 700 club shows that Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela should be 'taken out'...i.e., assassinated.

He did try to cover his ass walk it back; "Uh, what I meant was that he should be taken out to dinner"...
Not sure if the Secret Service had a word with him or not.


The idea of this supposedly uber-Christian publicly calling for the assassination of the leader of a foreign country struck me as...well, just wrong somehow.
 
2013-02-22 08:05:37 AM

Plant Rights Activist: I guess the feds hated the sequels, too.


The sequels were generally ass.  The first one was a damn good game.
 
2013-02-22 08:06:07 AM
FEAR is from Project Harbinger. Great game.
 
2013-02-22 08:21:14 AM

super_grass: LOL, what a dumb rac-

Oh he's black? Carry on.


Stupidity knows no racial boundaries.
 
2013-02-22 08:24:43 AM
The last bit about F.E.A.R. pretty much saves him and probably gives him a medal of some sort (surely the USA wants to kill the Asyrian President, its not like you guys like any of them much.)
 
2013-02-22 08:40:05 AM
Stopped reading at indicted
 
2013-02-22 08:51:09 AM

LordOfThePings: Dude sure likes to take pictures of his phone.

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My favorite:

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I didn't know that Mos Def had a retarded, gay son.
 
2013-02-22 09:08:25 AM

Plant Rights Activist: Plant Rights Activist: I guess the feds hated the sequels, too.

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I guess I should preview in case fark randomly doesn't like the link...



Came for this reference when I read the headline.....Glad Fark didn't disapoint......now all we need is some more Kate Upton spamming and arrogant professor bashing rhetoric.
 
2013-02-22 10:45:46 AM

TheotherMIguy: FEAR, really, these a-holes again?

F.E.A.R. or (Ha-ha, really? No, really, you named your organization like something out of James Bond, are you high?) had [...]


To be fair, FEAR is a much better acronym than HHRNRYNYOLSOOJB.  That whole "rolls trippingly off the tongue" thing and all.
 
2013-02-22 10:56:15 AM
He and his lawyer better get busy inventing the Free Everyone Assad Regime organization pronto.
 
2013-02-22 11:04:45 AM
And all the presidents in the top 10, please allow me to bump thee....

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-22 11:51:52 AM
F.E.A.R.
False Evidence Appearing Real
fark Everything And Run
 
2013-02-22 12:01:34 PM
i863.photobucket.com


Birdman!
 
2013-02-22 12:16:12 PM

Plant Rights Activist: Plant Rights Activist: I guess the feds hated the sequels, too.

[images.wikia.com image 400x300]

I guess I should preview in case fark randomly doesn't like the link...


Oh good, so it wasn't just me.

/ending to FEAR 3 made me want to gouge my eyes out
//mostly because I'm sure pregnant women aren't supposed to look like that
 
2013-02-22 12:39:09 PM
First Encounter Assault Recon. Really? That's the best excuse he could come up with? When God Almighty was passing out the brains, was this guy at the back of the line?
 
2013-02-22 01:09:48 PM
Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?
www.csmonitor.com
 
2013-02-22 07:07:03 PM
Assyria ceased to exist in 2,600 years ago.
 
2013-02-22 07:54:52 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-22 09:36:41 PM

bunner: The end game of business is the world under one currency and the end game of governance is the populace under one thumb.  It's not sinister, or any of that sh*t.  There's just nothing else to DO with something that f*cking large that moves that slowly and was designed to do nothing but eat, sh*t, and grow.


Waitaminnit, you know my ex-wife???

/I know, everyone did
//low hanging fruit
 
2013-02-22 09:50:06 PM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-02-23 12:36:43 AM

washington-babylon: First Encounter Assault Recon. Really? That's the best excuse he could come up with? When God Almighty was passing out the brains, was this guy at the back of the line?


What's worse is that FEAR stands for "Forever Enduring Always Ready" for these morans.
 
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