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(AL.com)   If you tweet "Let's kill the president. F.E.A.R.,", expect a visit from some guys wearing suits. And don't use the old "I meant the president of Assyria" excuse. They've heard it before   (blog.al.com) divider line 77
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2013-02-22 01:55:53 AM  
WHAT... isthePresidentofAssyria'sname?
 
2013-02-22 01:56:48 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: WHAT... isthePresidentofAssyria'sname?


www.allspammedup.com

/Dammit, it would help if the image went through
 
2013-02-22 02:02:06 AM  
FEAR? You mean FEEBLE? OMG! Mr. Neutron!
 
2013-02-22 02:08:58 AM  
I went to the comments of the article and
i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:10:18 AM  
lol went to jail and got laid in that order #thanksobama
 
2013-02-22 02:10:57 AM  
"I'm going to finish this, if they get me, they get me! #ohwell. "


They got you, idiot.
 
2013-02-22 02:13:30 AM  
Seeing as how Assyria fell in 605 B.C., I'm not sure his argument will hold up well in court.
 
2013-02-22 02:17:32 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: FEAR? You mean FEEBLE? OMG! Mr. Neutron!


Came here for discussion of the Federal Egg Answering Room. Leaving happy.
 
2013-02-22 02:18:53 AM  
Sounds like this guys needs to be put in jail to protect him from himself, and to protect society from his weapons grade stupid. I mean seriously, I get maybe you make a joke tweet/post/etc and it gets you SS attention. While you should know better, some people are dumb. However they'll do what they did the first time with this guy: Tell you to knock it off, and go on their way. You do it again, and repeatedly? Ya you may be getting criminally charged.

This guy will just end up eating something with a skull and crossbones on the container, or setting himself on fire and burning down his apartment building. Better to lock him away :P.
 
2013-02-22 02:19:50 AM  
LOL, what a dumb rac-

Oh he's black? Carry on.
 
2013-02-22 02:20:54 AM  
Britton, dressed in a red and pink stripped Bessemer county jail uniform

He's taking off his clothes now??
 
2013-02-22 02:21:01 AM  
I guess the feds hated the sequels, too.
 
2013-02-22 02:22:03 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: Seeing as how Assyria fell in 605 B.C., I'm not sure his argument will hold up well in court.


upload.wikimedia.org

Yeah, but to be fair that Ashurbanipal guy is in fact a REAL ASSHOLE.
 
2013-02-22 02:23:34 AM  
I love how the Tea-hadist in the comments section "Likes" his own idiotic posts.
 
2013-02-22 02:23:58 AM  

super_grass: LOL, what a dumb rac-Oh he's black? Carry on.


Given he thinks Assyria is a current society, I'd say any racial issues he has are minor compared to his bigger problems.
 
2013-02-22 02:24:42 AM  

OhioUGrad: I went to the comments of the article and
[i265.photobucket.com image 603x315]


"I thought for a threat to be a criminal offense in the USA, it had to be against a U.S. citizen?"
Valid EmailAddress and plaidpenguin like this.

Haha, I bet they really think that.
 
2013-02-22 02:24:58 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: I guess the feds hated the sequels, too.


images.wikia.com

I guess I should preview in case fark randomly doesn't like the link...
 
2013-02-22 02:25:19 AM  

Somacandra: Pointy Tail of Satan: FEAR? You mean FEEBLE? OMG! Mr. Neutron!

Came here for discussion of the Federal Egg Answering Room. Leaving happy.


I...

Yes?

I...

Yes?

I...

I gotta go walkies!

/Then to Teddy Salad's ballet
//I love you Fark
 
2013-02-22 02:29:05 AM  

Somacandra: Pointy Tail of Satan: FEAR? You mean FEEBLE? OMG! Mr. Neutron!

Came here for discussion of the Federal Egg Answering Room. Leaving happy.


Dammit, I really thought I was going to be the first to make that reference. I underestimated the power of Fark.

/ All my Presidential death threats are directed toward Taft, that fat bastard.
 
2013-02-22 02:29:24 AM  
Dude sure likes to take pictures of his phone.

wbrc.images.worldnow.com

hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com

My favorite:

a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-02-22 02:34:53 AM  
So Assyria is Syria now?

That's a syriaz problem.
 
2013-02-22 02:35:21 AM  
FTFA: Britton said that wasn't true. He told the judge he meant the president of Assyria, "Barack Assad" and the acronym meant Free Everyone Assad Regime. The president of Syria is Bashar al-Assad.

"Barack Assad?"

Sounds like I have another name to add in to his official title of  "B-Rock the Islamic Shock-a-Khan Superallah Hussein Fartbangbus Al-Chicago." Its getting harder and harder to keep track.
 
2013-02-22 02:36:36 AM  
He's just a liberal plant to get everybody's mind off the budget.  ;)
 
2013-02-22 02:36:43 AM  
Oh he's black! But when Ted Nugent does it, he gets off free.
 
2013-02-22 02:37:38 AM  

Acharne: So Assyria is Syria now?

That's a syriaz problem.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-22 02:41:05 AM  
What a horrible, racist redneck from a horrible, racist state.This is a beautiful example of why the Deep South states are and always will be flyover states that no same person would live in, let alone visit. They are politically backwards cesspools of hatred, bigotry, and white supremacy.

We will never be one nation until these troglodyte southern republicans are brought into the 21st century, preferably by force.
 
2013-02-22 02:44:07 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Lots of disappointed FARKers out there who had their fingers poised to start typing "Racism! Whites off Earth NOW!" Very sorry for them.


They'll get over it. You never will.
 
2013-02-22 02:44:59 AM  
 
2013-02-22 02:47:18 AM  

Somacandra: FTFA: Britton said that wasn't true. He told the judge he meant the president of Assyria, "Barack Assad" and the acronym meant Free Everyone Assad Regime. The president of Syria is Bashar al-Assad.

"Barack Assad?"

Sounds like I have another name to add in to his official title of  "B-Rock the Islamic Shock-a-Khan Superallah Hussein Fartbangbus Al-Chicago." Its getting harder and harder to keep track.


Here's another: Ballsack Insane Shartbongo.
 
2013-02-22 02:50:59 AM  

PastaBeater: Oh he's black! But when Ted Nugent does it, he gets off free.


Shouldn't he, by his own admission, be dead or in jail by now?
 
2013-02-22 02:51:01 AM  

Rufus Lee King: LordOfThePings: Rufus Lee King: Lots of disappointed FARKers out there who had their fingers poised to start typing "Racism! Whites off Earth NOW!" Very sorry for them.

They'll get over it. You never will.

Thanks; that was heavy.

For God's sake, though. Obama buys him his own phone, and look at what he does with it.


LOL! They are both n words.
 
2013-02-22 02:54:54 AM  

OhioUGrad: I went to the comments of the article and
[i265.photobucket.com image 603x315]


I just read them like
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-22 03:02:30 AM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_free_speech_exceptions

interesting - if I understand Wikipedia correctly then "Let's kill the president" sounds like incitement, and so is one of the bits you actually don't have freedom of speech for in USA

as opposed to "l wish the Pres was dead and here's some cyanide" is just free expression

but when l RTFA suggests that the Secret Service exercises a fair bit of leeway in warning the morons who just want to mouth off as opposed to the frothing-at-the-mouth stockpiling weaponry free citizens who may actually need a good waterboarding to show them the error of their ways
 
2013-02-22 03:06:23 AM  
FEAR, really, these a-holes again?

F.E.A.R. or (Ha-ha, really? No, really, you named your organization like something out of James Bond, are you high?) had a few cells on Ft Stewart in the last few years, they were busted.  The idiot I chaptered out of the Army just before his connections to the organization broke is now serving five years in prison, with ten on probation, if he farks up during his probation, all the counts against him go through. The total jail time for that is something like 367 years (I might be off a bit).

This organization continues its wave of being too stupid to even -plot- a crime.
 
2013-02-22 03:07:05 AM  
FTA:  I think we could get the president with cyanide. #MakeItSlow."

Ah, yes.  The slow death so commonly associated with cyanide.
 
2013-02-22 03:32:46 AM  

Thunderboy: FTA:  I think we could get the president with cyanide. #MakeItSlow."

Ah, yes.  The slow death so commonly associated with cyanide.


Be nice. Alabama public schooling ends after the sixth grade.
 
2013-02-22 03:47:43 AM  

LordOfThePings: Dude sure likes to take pictures of his phone.

My favorite:

[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 256x340]


I'm pretty sure that's the picture he took when he realized there were men in suits at his door.
 
2013-02-22 03:48:57 AM  
Dear wannabe revolutionary dipsh*ts.

A - The president isn't even vaguely the problem.  He's actually a pretty nice fellow.  He's also a figurehead.  He's the guy in the tallest hat.  nothing more.

B- The most convenient architecture in place for quickly disseminating information about your Über secret, revolution plans is monitored, keystroke logged and IP traced to the point where if you take a sh*t at 11:00, the DHS and CIA know what you ate at 9:00.  so does BoA and Lehman Bros.  Convenient, yeah, but for them.  Not 1337 subversives types.

C - The people who run this country dress in gray suits, drive gray cars, life in large houses surrounded by fences and if they want to tell the president what to do, they got him on speed dial.  As far as free speech, what you didn't wasn't "fire!" in a crowded theatre, it was more like yelling "JIHAD MOTHER B*TCHES!" in the lobby of a federal building.  Take your meds more, you butterhead.
 
2013-02-22 03:50:50 AM  
what you did wasn't yell "fire!" in a crowded theatre

I accidentally the whole thing
 
2013-02-22 04:09:33 AM  

bunner: what you did wasn't yell "fire!" in a crowded theatre

I accidentally the whole thing




What a moran.
 
2013-02-22 04:19:19 AM  
The end game of business is the world under one currency and the end game of governance is the populace under one thumb.  It's not sinister, or any of that sh*t.  There's just nothing else to DO with something that f*cking large that moves that slowly and was designed to do nothing but eat, sh*t, and grow.
 
2013-02-22 04:33:01 AM  

mjjt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_free_speech_exceptions

interesting - if I understand Wikipedia correctly then "Let's kill the president" sounds like incitement, and so is one of the bits you actually don't have freedom of speech for in USA

as opposed to "l wish the Pres was dead and here's some cyanide" is just free expression

but when l RTFA suggests that the Secret Service exercises a fair bit of leeway in warning the morons who just want to mouth off as opposed to the frothing-at-the-mouth stockpiling weaponry free citizens who may actually need a good waterboarding to show them the error of their ways


Here's a better way for these dorks to understand it.

"We should hang all the n*ggers!" = free speech.
"We should lynch that n*gger in the back of the room right now and here's a rope!" = inciteful and therefore not protected speech.

Right now, "Let's kill the president" is much closer to the latter rather than the former, because of the race of our President and the delightful attitude of so many of our patriotic citizens.
 
2013-02-22 04:56:20 AM  
Twitter = yahoo comments. Den of idiots. I wonder why they keyed in on this one there are literally thousands of these tweets every day.
 
x23
2013-02-22 05:00:50 AM  

Abacus9: PastaBeater: Oh he's black! But when Ted Nugent does it, he gets off free.

Shouldn't he, by his own admission, be dead or in jail by now?



he said within a year... he has a little under 2 months left to go.

of course nothing will happen because he is a pants-shiatting coward... but i'd love for him to be continually asked about it for years to come. specifically if he is just blubbering baby or a lying liar who likes lying to make himself seem tougher than he is.
 
2013-02-22 05:02:55 AM  

Somacandra: super_grass: LOL, what a dumb rac-Oh he's black? Carry on.

Given he thinks Assyria is a current society, I'd say any racial issues he has are minor compared to his bigger problems.


True that.

That said, I've known dozens of people in my hometown who speak Assyrian.

/Chaldean diaspora
 
2013-02-22 05:07:52 AM  

LordOfThePings: Dude sure likes to take pictures of his phone.
[wbrc.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]
[hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com image 478x295]
[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 256x340]


Black hipsters, you so crazy.
 
2013-02-22 05:16:35 AM  

x23: Abacus9: PastaBeater: Oh he's black! But when Ted Nugent does it, he gets off free.

Shouldn't he, by his own admission, be dead or in jail by now?


he said within a year... he has a little under 2 months left to go.

of course nothing will happen because he is a pants-shiatting coward... but i'd love for him to be continually asked about it for years to come. specifically if he is just blubbering baby or a lying liar who likes lying to make himself seem tougher than he is.


I don't actually hope he goes through with it, but I hope he learned not to go shooting his mouth off all the time.
 
2013-02-22 05:19:56 AM  

SquiggsIN: Agreed. Hell i'm white (and Shawnee) and sometimes i think the best thing for the planet would be losing whitey.


You need to get out more and get to know people of other nationality's, cultures, and races.  White people by an accident of history and geography simply have been in a better position to do unto others for the last 300 years.
 
2013-02-22 05:20:25 AM  

Rufus Lee King: In a larger sense, this all transcends race, and everything else. Don't fuque with the people who install the President of the United States; things always turn up ugly.


FIFY
 
2013-02-22 05:23:26 AM  

Rufus Lee King: super_grass: LOL, what a dumb rac-

Oh he's black? Carry on.

Lots of disappointed FARKers out there who had their fingers poised to start typing "Racism! Whites off Earth NOW!" Very sorry for them.


But no one did, so you had to make the post for them.

You suck, as usual.
 
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