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(Huffington Post)   Old and busted: Forcing women to have unnecessary transvaginal ultrasounds to get an abortion. New hotness: Forcing women to have TWO unnecessary transvaginal ultrasounds to get an abortion   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 205
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2013-02-21 06:53:02 PM
Why not make it a baker's dozen? Those whores won't feel a thing, right? I mean they have no heart or soul. Let's just put them in camps.
 
2013-02-21 08:03:19 PM
Rape rape.
 
2013-02-21 08:11:04 PM
Doing it this way will make it an easier sell.

seecolombia.travel


2....2...transvaginal ultrasounds.  Ah ah ah.
 
2013-02-21 08:27:17 PM
The GOP really loves to lose national and statewide elections, don't they.
 
2013-02-21 08:29:04 PM
Oh, Republican small government forcing long, hard objects into women's vaginas against their will again?  Yeah, they sure love putting their small government into relationships, bedrooms, and vaginas.
 
2013-02-21 08:36:51 PM
i361.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 08:39:13 PM
New new h
 
2013-02-21 08:41:15 PM
Oh COME ON.
 
2013-02-21 08:43:05 PM
Double penetration?
 
2013-02-21 08:43:39 PM
"I got pregnant vaginally," she said. "Something else could come in my vagina for a medical test that wouldn't be that intrusive to me. So I find that argument a little ridiculous."

So by that logic, if you're a non-virgin, you can't accuse someone of rape if the rapist had smaller junk than at least one of your boyfriends.
 
2013-02-21 08:43:46 PM

Felgraf: Oh COME ON.


says the guy in the three thousand dollar suit
 
2013-02-21 08:44:37 PM
How else would you check for twins?
 
2013-02-21 08:46:57 PM

TinyFist: Felgraf: Oh COME ON.

says the guy in the three thousand dollar suit


Que?

The 'Come on' is at the GOP.
 
2013-02-21 08:47:56 PM
I'm curious what the punishment will be if a woman fails to return for a second ultrasound, but I can't seem to find the text of the bill. Do they plan to monitor medical records on a monthly or weekly basis and arrest the patient and/or doctor if the patient fails to return, or what?
 
2013-02-21 08:48:41 PM

apoptotic: I'm curious what the punishment will be if a woman fails to return for a second ultrasound, but I can't seem to find the text of the bill. Do they plan to monitor medical records on a monthly or weekly basis and arrest the patient and/or doctor if the patient fails to return, or what?


they put the baby back in
 
2013-02-21 08:49:19 PM
So who pays for all this?
 
2013-02-21 08:49:30 PM
"I got pregnant vaginally," she said.

So the penis goes into the vagina?


/This woman has amazing powers of insight.
 
2013-02-21 08:49:34 PM

TinyFist: Felgraf: Oh COME ON.

says the guy in the three thousand dollar suit


You prematurely shot your wad. Now you have a bit of a mess on your hands.

/analrapist
 
2013-02-21 08:51:51 PM
A doctor friend of mine seemed surprised by this whole thing, since she thought that transvaginal ultrasounds were standard operating procedure for abortions.

But she's a doctor in Ireland, which isn't exactly an abortion-happy place.  Any medical folks able to comment on this?
 
2013-02-21 08:52:49 PM
And it continues to puzzle me why women aren't rioting in the streets over this shiat. If a senator tried to tell me I had to have a metal probed shoved up me against my wishes, I'd be throwing a few rocks.
 
2013-02-21 08:53:01 PM

cltbuilder: TinyFist: Felgraf: Oh COME ON.

says the guy in the three thousand dollar suit

You prematurely shot your wad. Now you have a bit of a mess on your hands.

/analrapist


thank you cltbulider.
 
2013-02-21 08:53:44 PM
Talk about doubling down on the derp.
 
2013-02-21 08:54:44 PM
It's a good thing we have government around to tell doctors how to do their jobs.
 
2013-02-21 08:55:27 PM
One: screw you, Sue. Actually, that might genuinely help.

Two: I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that this crap is *not* man vs. woman bullshiat. It is regressive, authoritarian, sexually repressed, religious shiatbag vs. the-rest-of-us bullshiat. Men are not necessarily your enemies, and women not necessarily your friends.

I hate this gender-war shiat.
 
2013-02-21 08:55:32 PM
Keep it up.  2014 is right around the corner.
 
2013-02-21 08:55:39 PM

NewportBarGuy: Why not make it a baker's dozen? Those whores won't feel a thing, right? I mean they have no heart or soul. Let's just put them in camps.


They're already proved they like things shoved in their hoo ha so no big deal.

/What Republicans actually believe
 
2013-02-21 08:56:51 PM

Dafatone: A doctor friend of mine seemed surprised by this whole thing, since she thought that transvaginal ultrasounds were standard operating procedure for abortions.

But she's a doctor in Ireland, which isn't exactly an abortion-happy place.  Any medical folks able to comment on this?


I'm not a medical professional, but given that a hospital in Ireland recently let a woman bleed to death rather than perform an abortion, I would imagine that the Irish medical community's familiarity with abortion procedure is somewhere around zero.
 
2013-02-21 08:59:05 PM
If at first you don't derp, derp derp again.
 
2013-02-21 08:59:30 PM

Gergesa: Double penetration?


It's known in the business as "DTVUS".
 
2013-02-21 09:00:16 PM
Is it in the fine print that the exams need to be six months apart?
 
2013-02-21 09:00:26 PM

Pincy: It's a good thing we have government around to tell doctors how to do their jobs.


Sometimes it feels like the entire purpose of the conservative movement is to intentionally make the government do stupid shiat in an attempt to "show" everyone else how bad the government is.
 
2013-02-21 09:00:58 PM

dookdookdook: "I got pregnant vaginally," she said. "Something else could come in my vagina for a medical test that wouldn't be that intrusive to me. So I find that argument a little ridiculous."

So by that logic, if you're a non-virgin, you can't accuse someone of rape if the rapist had smaller junk than at least one of your boyfriends.


The problem with your attempt to point out how ridiculous the statement was is that the Grand Old Party of Rape probably wouldn't have a problem with that rape standard.
 
2013-02-21 09:01:17 PM
Where's the pic of Dr. Hathaway's house blown open by popcorn?

Because that's the amount we'll need for this and the 2014 elections.
 
2013-02-21 09:02:53 PM
I predict no one who supports this will post here.
 
2013-02-21 09:03:44 PM

Nem Wan: I predict no one who supports this will post here.


You need to amend that to exclude trolls.
 
2013-02-21 09:06:17 PM
If you'd stop having sex, there'd be nothing to worry about.
 
2013-02-21 09:07:16 PM
What's wrong with leaving this as a discussion between the practitioner and the patient?  Really?  Can't we just let those two sort it out?

"Hey ma'am, the most accurate method is this trans-vaginal thingy that's very painful, but there are other methods."
"Hmm...Let's talk about the other methods first."

See how easy and non-legislatey the whole thing can be?
 
2013-02-21 09:08:56 PM
img.photobucket.com

See that's A to B right there!
 
2013-02-21 09:11:05 PM

Peki: Where's the pic of Dr. Hathaway's house blown open by popcorn?

Because that's the amount we'll need for this and the 2014 elections.


i1126.photobucket.com

Too big for Fark.
 
2013-02-21 09:11:31 PM
So that whole 'don't put government between patients and their doctors" spiel you guys had against Obamacare .... did you at least give it a decent burial after your aborted it?
 
2013-02-21 09:18:51 PM
Just kill the babies and get on with it.  Who needs 'em anyway.
 
2013-02-21 09:19:39 PM

gadian: What's wrong with leaving this as a discussion between the practitioner and the patient?  Really?  Can't we just let those two sort it out?

"Hey ma'am, the most accurate method is this trans-vaginal thingy that's very painful, but there are other methods."
"Hmm...Let's talk about the other methods first."

See how easy and non-legislatey the whole thing can be?


They want to keeps shoving stuff you don't want up you hoo ha.
I think there is a word for that.
 
2013-02-21 09:20:44 PM
Three cheers for smaller government! Long live liberty!
 
2013-02-21 09:20:59 PM
How about we make them have ultrasounds constantly until they change their minds?
 
2013-02-21 09:22:22 PM
You think the little kid at the end of Identity grew up to be a Republican?

/whores don't get a second chance!
 
2013-02-21 09:28:54 PM

Githerax: Just kill the babies and get on with it.  Who needs 'em anyway.


Dingoes and Pagans, for starters.
 
2013-02-21 09:31:13 PM
"I got pregnant vaginally," she said. "Something else could come in my vagina for a medical test that wouldn't be that intrusive to me. So I find that argument a little ridiculous."

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.
 
2013-02-21 09:31:26 PM
I've just invented an ultrasound wand that's just about as thin as coat-hangar wire.

I'm shopping around for medical equipment manufacturers. Any takers?
 
2013-02-21 09:32:09 PM

ryant123: "I got pregnant vaginally," she said. "Something else could come in my vagina for a medical test that wouldn't be that intrusive to me. So I find that argument a little ridiculous."

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.


"Look, I'm not anti-vagina... I have *friends* who are vaginas!"
 
2013-02-21 09:34:57 PM

cameroncrazy1984: The GOP really loves to lose national and statewide elections, don't they.


This.

You'd think they'd farking learn after trying this bullshiat what, 3-4 times now?

But I hope they continue with this crap because there's too many Republicans in office as it is.

/wtb a sane right wing party . . .
 
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