Milos Hattrick: [guestofaguest.com image 403x275]
SpdrJay: Bean bag?Did he time travel to 1972 also?
dark side of the moon: When my mom was five, she rolled out of bed in the middle of the night and somehow ended up curled up under her bed. Needless to say, Grandma went in to wake her up the next morning and she was nowhere to be found. A search ensued that involved the police, neighbors, everyone. Finally, my mom wakes up and comes out of her room, rubbing her eyes, wondering why all these people were in her house./CSS
vodka: If you don't know where your 5-year-old is then you're not a good parent. Pay attention dipshiats.
L Ron Hubbard's Last Fart: Milos Hattrick: [guestofaguest.com image 403x275]Came satisfied, leaving for this.
YouPeopleAreCrazy: vodka: If you don't know where your 5-year-old is then you're not a good parent. Pay attention dipshiats.Have you ever had children?
fappomatic: The kids was found under a beanbag? Was the SAR dog sitting on him?
Dr. Goldshnoz: What happened to the whole missing for 24 hours before we give a shiat thing?
CaptainFatass: I did this once, when I was a kid and my parents went out and left me with a babysitter. I thought my bedroom closet would make a cool fort, so I holed up in there and fell asleep. I woke up to screams of "Where IS he?!!?"R. Kelly later wrote a really cool song about it.
Do the needful: YouPeopleAreCrazy: vodka: If you don't know where your 5-year-old is then you're not a good parent. Pay attention dipshiats.Have you ever had children?No shiat. Remember when our parents demanded we disappear for the day? Come home for dinner otherwise they didn't even want to see us. And it was beautiful.
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