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2013-02-21 02:09:39 PM
This one is better
Of course it hasn't been applied to Chelyabinsk yet
 
2013-02-21 02:54:33 PM
What the fark, really? Just when you thought that conspiracy theories can't be more absurd!

So Barack Obama has a magic meteor machine in addition to his time machine?

denver.mylittlefacewhen.com

THAT MEANS THAT BARACK OBAMA IS....

/ominous latin music

images.wikia.com
 
2013-02-21 02:55:28 PM
I thought the meteor truthers thought it was an American nuke missile that exploded too early.
 
2013-02-21 02:57:30 PM
FTFA: <I>Liberal columnist Yulia Latynina</I>

By "Liberal" I know you don't mean "not bought-and-sold by Putin's regime", which is what she is not. But I know the word "liberal" has magical powers to cloud your mind, and you feel it has the same meaning everywhere in the world. Please proceed.
 
2013-02-21 02:58:07 PM

BronyMedic: What the fark, really? Just when you thought that conspiracy theories can't be more absurd!

So Barack Obama has a magic meteor machine in addition to his time machine?

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 265x259]

THAT MEANS THAT BARACK OBAMA IS....

/ominous latin music

[images.wikia.com image 510x510]


"One-Winged Angel" would be a cooler Presidential theme than "Hail to the Chief."
 
2013-02-21 02:58:59 PM
Look, the melting point of a stony-iron meteorite is way to high to melt on atmospheric re-entry. I did a test using a bowling ball and lighter fluid that proves it.
 
2013-02-21 02:59:10 PM
What happened to the boobies? Was gonna second its emotion
 
2013-02-21 02:59:39 PM
I dread the day one slams into the atmosphere over the United State..the wacky christian right will shiat their collective pants.
 
2013-02-21 03:00:17 PM

cgraves67: I thought the meteor truthers thought it was an American nuke missile that exploded too early.


Which is why we have Dash-cam recordings of it, and not a molten crater of radioactive slag, right?

I've never understood how conspiracy theorists explain nuclear explosions in the course of their derp. It's neigh impossible to hide one in a modern age. Even the North Koreans, who set off one not too long ago with less energy than Hiroshima's weapon had, couldn't do it.

You can't hide a nuclear detonation. And the yield on the current American nuclear weapons in use isn't small in the least.
 
2013-02-21 03:05:45 PM
You only think they're stupid because that's what the mainstream meteor tells you to think.
 
2013-02-21 03:08:02 PM

zerkalo: What happened to the boobies? Was gonna second its emotion


There were boobies?  I second that.

Wasn't there some rod device that would orbit the moon (or outside the moons orbit) then slingshot innert hunks of metal or rock around the moon and use earth's gravity to accelerate it to deadly speed.  This was clearly a test of that system.
 
2013-02-21 03:09:31 PM
Yeah, but when it's in Russian being shouted by a paranoid drunk man, it's funnier.
 
2013-02-21 03:11:18 PM
Normally I'd mock them to. But I really believe that Putin can pull stuff like this off.


Never doubt the Putin.
 
2013-02-21 03:15:25 PM

BronyMedic: What the fark, really? Just when you thought that conspiracy theories can't be more absurd!

So Barack Obama has a magic meteor machine in addition to his time machine?

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 265x259]

THAT MEANS THAT BARACK OBAMA IS....

/ominous latin music

[images.wikia.com image 510x510]


you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?
 
2013-02-21 03:16:27 PM

tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?


S...seriously?
 
2013-02-21 03:17:18 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Normally I'd mock them to. But I really believe that Putin can pull stuff like this off.


Never doubt the Putin.


The Russian meteor was actually the result of Putin and Chuck Norris playing baseball.
 
2013-02-21 03:17:34 PM
Inside Jerb!
 
2013-02-21 03:20:46 PM
Russian meteor truthers sound just as stupid as any other conspiracy theorists Republican


//FTFY, now with more truthiness
 
2013-02-21 03:26:31 PM

BronyMedic: What the fark, really? Just when you thought that conspiracy theories can't be more absurd!

So Barack Obama has a magic meteor machine in addition to his time machine?

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 265x259]

THAT MEANS THAT BARACK OBAMA IS....

/ominous latin music

[images.wikia.com image 510x510]


goddammit now i have the sephiroth theme from advent children stuck in my head...
 
2013-02-21 03:35:41 PM

BronyMedic: What the fark, really? Just when you thought that conspiracy theories can't be more absurd!

So Barack Obama has a magic meteor machine in addition to his time machine?

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 265x259]

THAT MEANS THAT BARACK OBAMA IS....

/ominous latin music


A Latin? Is that where Kenya is?
 
2013-02-21 03:42:23 PM
I guess the time has come for...

ДЕРП!
 
2013-02-21 03:44:59 PM
As that whale-sized thing exploded in the atmosphere, a small bowl of petunias impacted 30 miles due west of that point nearly simultaneously.  The pentunias' only thought was "oh no, not again."
 
2013-02-21 03:45:55 PM
There is that word conspiracy again, everybody knows it's code for crazy. Because people working together without everyone knowing about it, is just crazy!
 
2013-02-21 03:47:40 PM
Color me suspicious when I am told that ON THE SAME DAY as a once in a lifetime near miss with an asteroid a bunch of completely unrelated meteors hit Russia (or Soviet Union if you are a Republitard).
 
2013-02-21 03:49:37 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Never doubt the Putin


Would you go so far as to say 'the proof is in the Putin'?
 
2013-02-21 03:58:56 PM

BronyMedic: What the fark, really? Just when you thought that conspiracy theories can't be more absurd!

So Barack Obama has a magic meteor machine in addition to his time machine?

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 265x259]

THAT MEANS THAT BARACK OBAMA IS....

/ominous latin music

[images.wikia.com image 510x510]


Worse.  Same day of this supposed meteor?  Twilight Sparkle got wings.  Think about it.

th01.deviantart.net
 
2013-02-21 04:09:33 PM

Oznog: As that whale-sized thing exploded in the atmosphere, a small bowl of petunias impacted 30 miles due west of that point nearly simultaneously.  The pentunias' only thought was "oh no, not again."


Came for a good novel/film reference, left overjoyed.
 
2013-02-21 04:12:55 PM

TheGogmagog: zerkalo: What happened to the boobies? Was gonna second its emotion

There were boobies?  I second that.

Wasn't there some rod device that would orbit the moon (or outside the moons orbit) then slingshot innert hunks of metal or rock around the moon and use earth's gravity to accelerate it to deadly speed.  This was clearly a test of that system.


I think the idea was called rods from God.
 
2013-02-21 04:14:24 PM
www.dbkai.com
 
2013-02-21 04:16:01 PM
That pic in the article.  It so reminds me of the Nexis ribbon from Star Trek Generations.
 
2013-02-21 04:16:45 PM
It looks like the "Doctor Who Crack in Time " images

co-incidence??
 
2013-02-21 04:20:15 PM
The recent meteor strikes are all happening because of Planetary Resources, Inc. They claim they're going to send robotic miners to asteroids, but that's ludicrous; their true plan is to drag asteroids back to Earth orbit to mine them more conveniently. They don't have it quite down yet, though, and they don't give a damn if a billion people have to die in a global mass extinction if that's what it takes to make a profit.

/IT'S IN REVELATIONS PEOPLE
 
2013-02-21 04:26:51 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: [www.dbkai.com image 800x450]


a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-02-21 04:35:13 PM

BronyMedic: tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?

S...seriously?


LOL. Like he's worrrrrld famous or something. No, he's an overhyped and undertalented creation of some desperate artists. Nothing original, nothing new. But his hair is fab.
 
2013-02-21 04:35:14 PM
The former privatization minister in named Kohk. Man, those guys are everywhere.
 
2013-02-21 04:35:22 PM
IMHO people should lighten up on those whose opinions and theories differ from their own. nothing wrong with thinking outside the box, being creative and imaginative, or considering alternative possibilities. people who just accept everything the mainstream feeds them might be the fools. i feel creative genius is the most important kind of genius. awful lot of science is just theory, not fact. yet people parrot what they read or are told as if they were there. mankind is a truly arrogant lot.
 
2013-02-21 04:39:11 PM

Oznog: As that whale-sized thing exploded in the atmosphere, a small bowl of petunias impacted 30 miles due west of that point nearly simultaneously.  The pentunias' only thought was "oh no, not again."


Lol!
 
2013-02-21 04:41:19 PM

Satanic_Hamster: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: [www.dbkai.com image 800x450]

[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 416x225]


Came in for teh Lok-Nar, leavin' happy

/ He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
 
2013-02-21 04:42:43 PM

malaktaus: The recent meteor strikes are all happening because of Planetary Resources, Inc. They claim they're going to send robotic miners to asteroids, but that's ludicrous; their true plan is to drag asteroids back to Earth orbit to mine them more conveniently. They don't have it quite down yet, though, and they don't give a damn if a billion people have to die in a global mass extinction if that's what it takes to make a profit.

/IT'S IN REVELATIONS PEOPLE


honestly it makes pretty good sense... throw a simple probe up with a set of say vasimir thrusters and plenty of gas in the tanks, and have it bring the meteor into a parking orbit in LEO. then some guys motor over from a orbital station and get to work on wrapping the thing in an inflatable heat shield(they're an actual thing. really fascinating), and then have the probe blow the last of its fuel dropping the rock into say, the NM desert.  provided the rock is a nice shape, you could easily predict where it's gonna land to within a mile or two. hell they could paint giant bullseye/target field and take bets on where it'll land.

or even send the probe out with the inflatable heat shield built in, and it does direct insertion(with an orbital alignment segment for safety)

cause let's be honest, a probe that's little more than a good guidance system and an electric thruster would be bloody damn cheap to build, far cheaper than the mining bots they're talking about using.
 
2013-02-21 05:11:11 PM
FTA:
"Nothing in outer space just falls, it's all done by people, warmongers, provocateurs."

Has this dumbass never looked at the moon through a pair of binoculars?
 
2013-02-21 05:12:28 PM
It's that time of the... well, whatever time it is... to yell at clouds and getting off my lawn.

While I appreciate that the youngsters, boys and girls alike, have embraced their cartoon and video game loving ids, and fully display them to all of us incessantly on the boards... AND GOD BLESS THEM FOR IT IS THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO DO SO... I don't much care for them.

Feel free to like ponies and bronies and anime and furry-wearing "hotties" and video games made for the Japanese kids (melodrama much?), but being surprised that some of us don't know the reference because we aren't into that... that's like me bringing up specific Mexican-American lit stories in a thread to prove a point that the American Dream isn't any one dream at all, and then being surprised when the average kid has never heard of that story let alone its author.

So shove off, brony lover. In my day, we didn't get our stories by pressing X button incessantly until the one line dialogue strips were complete, we got it from our dungeon master in a thousand myriad accents while chugging down the Dew.
 
2013-02-21 05:25:08 PM
Yes, conspiracies never happen, citizens. Now obediently mock anyone who says they do.
 
2013-02-21 05:33:19 PM
"Nothing in outer space just falls, it's all done by people, warmongers, provocateurs."

Uh, I'm no physicist, but doesn't everything in outer space just fall by definition?
 
2013-02-21 05:38:50 PM

Canton: "Nothing in outer space just falls, it's all done by people, warmongers, provocateurs."

Uh, I'm no physicist, but doesn't everything in outer space just fall by definition?


Yes, but this "fall" happened in the winter. You don't -- that's just not possible! It's like a boulder springing from the ground in the summer! Connect the dots, man!
 
2013-02-21 05:40:32 PM

tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?


That's the mama's boy bad guy from Final Fantasy 7 who spends most of the game running away. He also has the biggest hair and the longest sword, and he's all dark and brooding and shiat.
 
2013-02-21 05:48:41 PM
I'm going to point out that the newspaper in question is so bad the West Wing had a whole episode subplot dedicated to how awful they are.

/They're like daily mail
//oh wait, this is fark
///carry on////I'm posting in the right thread this time, I'm sure!
 
2013-02-21 05:59:37 PM
Really? "It was a missile gone astray, not a meteor" is a LOT less insane sounding than "No plane hit the pentagon! And the ones that hit the towers fired missiles in the instant before impact" and especially "There was no moon landing!"
 
2013-02-21 06:15:23 PM
Came for the pouty conspiracy dorks.  Leaving surprisingly less satisfied than I expected to.
 
2013-02-21 06:24:52 PM
They're right, you know. I don't like saying this, but that thing was definitely artificial. It's just like the time when the mammals worked with the birds to kill all the dinosaurs.
 
2013-02-21 06:32:49 PM
But muh inside job!
 
2013-02-21 06:36:13 PM

JohnnyApocalypse: It's that time of the... well, whatever time it is... to yell at clouds and getting off my lawn.

While I appreciate that the youngsters, boys and girls alike, have embraced their cartoon and video game loving ids, and fully display them to all of us incessantly on the boards... AND GOD BLESS THEM FOR IT IS THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO DO SO... I don't much care for them.

Feel free to like ponies and bronies and anime and furry-wearing "hotties" and video games made for the Japanese kids (melodrama much?), but being surprised that some of us don't know the reference because we aren't into that... that's like me bringing up specific Mexican-American lit stories in a thread to prove a point that the American Dream isn't any one dream at all, and then being surprised when the average kid has never heard of that story let alone its author.

So shove off, brony lover. In my day, we didn't get our stories by pressing X button incessantly until the one line dialogue strips were complete, we got it from our dungeon master in a thousand myriad accents while chugging down the Dew.


That's a LOT of anger in that post. I think it might be a good idea to lay off the "Dew" before you die in your old, shouting at lawnpeople age of a coronary.

It makes you angry that you can no longer torture your friends from behind the relative safety of a 12x8 cardboard paper screen, doesn't it?
 
2013-02-21 07:05:43 PM

JohnnyApocalypse: Feel free to like ponies and bronies and anime and furry-wearing "hotties" and video games made for the Japanese kids (melodrama much?), but being surprised that some of us don't know the reference because we aren't into that... that's like me bringing up specific Mexican-American lit stories in a thread to prove a point that the American Dream isn't any one dream at all, and then being surprised when the average kid has never heard of that story let alone its author.


I wish you would. The references and language we wield in our social circles and the media we intake influences our tangential learning. I was not raised anywhere near Mexican-American literature, but all it took for me to go find and read the Iliad as a seven year old was a reference to it in a cartoon show called Ulysses 31 (or something like that).

Reference wide and reference fine. We live in the internet age. If you say something the other guy doesn't understand, on the internet, it's his farking fault for not googling it.
 
2013-02-21 07:19:59 PM

hitlersbrain: Color me suspicious when I am told that ON THE SAME DAY as a once in a lifetime near miss with an asteroid a bunch of completely unrelated meteors hit Russia (or Soviet Union if you are a Republitard).


i158.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 07:28:15 PM

DS1970: You mean like how Obama engineered the Sandy Hook attack to distract the American people from the fiscal-cliff?


All of the bullet holes were parallel trajectory, no single shooter can do that! It wasn't one kid with a military-style gun... it was one patsy and Seal Team Six Ninjas!  Just like when he sent them in to kill Osama to spite Trump.
 
2013-02-21 07:42:46 PM

TalenLee: Reference wide and reference fine.


Does this directly translate to "Suck it long, Suck it hard"?
 
2013-02-21 07:42:58 PM
And the best news on this comes from Denver why ?
 
2013-02-21 07:46:51 PM

Majick Thise: TalenLee: Reference wide and reference fine.

Does this directly translate to "Suck it long, Suck it hard"?


If that's what gets your memes flowin', baby.
 
2013-02-21 08:00:57 PM
Needs more "sheeple" and "that's what they want you to think."
 
2013-02-21 08:13:32 PM
Yes, yes, it was a missile. Just like that one launched by a Soviet sub off the U.S. west coast awhile back. And the "plane" that hit the Pentagon. Everything is a missile. Except the moon rocket; that's special effects.
 
2013-02-21 08:14:00 PM

tb tibbles: Needs more "sheeple" and "that's what they want you to think."


i50.tinypic.com
/Oblig
 
2013-02-21 08:27:10 PM
Could someone please start a political party based on debunking conspiracy theories? I'd vote the straight ticket for the Occam's Razor party.

/Oswald acted alone. 9/11 was an outside job, and nobody in the Bush administration had actual prior knowledge of when/where the attack would occur. The moon landing is real, and there are/were no aliens at Roswell. No strangers put razor blades in Halloween treats,  Gods are something humans make up as an excuse to act altruistically, because humans are by nature good. The Jews had no organized vendetta against Nixon (most of them hated his guts, but for good reason). Bigfoot and crop circles are hoaxes. So are "paranormal investigations." Your friend is not psychic. Neither are you. Diebold does not steal elections. Neither do illegal immigrants voting under false names.
 
2013-02-21 08:59:26 PM

mbillips: Could someone please start a political party based on debunking conspiracy theories?


Just vote for any currently existing political party?
 
2013-02-21 10:20:18 PM

BronyMedic: tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?

S...seriously?


Some of us have never seen Final Fantasy. S...seriously.
 
2013-02-21 10:22:21 PM

hitlersbrain: Color me suspicious when I am told that ON THE SAME DAY as a once in a lifetime near miss with an asteroid a bunch of completely unrelated meteors hit Russia (or Soviet Union if you are a Republitard).


And Cuba. Don't forget Cuba.
 
2013-02-21 10:26:26 PM

Pair-o-Dice: FTA:
"Nothing in outer space just falls, it's all done by people, warmongers, provocateurs."

Has this dumbass never looked at the moon through a pair of binoculars?


So the moon is falling? When was the last time you saw a hit on the moon?
 
2013-02-21 10:34:47 PM

mbillips: Bigfoot and crop circles are hoaxes.


I do watch the bigger feet show sometimes. They seem to be on the channels dime for vacations spots. South Carolina, Florida. Not exactly bf country. I think they hit Maryland. The last one I saw was Colorado. I tune in just to see where they are then bail. Eventually they will make it to the pacific northwest.

Then bf will leap out and say ooga booga and they will shiat their britches while running south.
 
2013-02-21 10:49:23 PM

saturn badger: Some of us have never seen Final Fantasy. S...seriously.


That sounds like a personal problem to me.
 
2013-02-21 11:22:46 PM
mbillips:
/Oswald acted alone. 9/11 was an outside job, and nobody in the Bush administration had actual prior knowledge of when/where the attack would occur. The moon landing is real, and there are/were no aliens at Roswell. No strangers put razor blades in Halloween treats,  Gods are something humans make up as an excuse to act altruistically, because humans are by nature good. The Jews had no organized vendetta against Nixon (most of them hated his guts, but for good reason). Bigfoot and crop circles are hoaxes. So are "paranormal investigations." Your friend is not psychic. Neither are you. Diebold does not steal elections. Neither do illegal immigrants voting under false names.


Dammit, why does nobody use spoiler tags anymore?  If you're going to reveal upcoming monologues from The Newsroom, at least warn us first.
 
2013-02-22 03:41:54 AM

KrispyKritter: IMHO people should lighten up on those whose opinions and theories differ from their own. nothing wrong with thinking outside the box, being creative and imaginative, or considering alternative possibilities. people who just accept everything the mainstream feeds them might be the fools. i feel creative genius is the most important kind of genius. awful lot of science is just theory, not fact. yet people parrot what they read or are told as if they were there. mankind is a truly arrogant lot.


It's important to have an open mind, but not so open that people throw rubbish into it.
 
2013-02-22 04:12:19 AM

CitizenTed: I guess the time has come for...

ДЕРП!


quoted for pravda
 
2013-02-22 04:22:48 AM

BronyMedic: tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?

S...seriously?


S-seriously, you think everyone's into that Final Fantasy crap?
 
2013-02-22 05:47:28 AM

memebot_of_doom: BronyMedic: tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?

S...seriously?

S-seriously, you think everyone's into that Final Fantasy crap?


Yeah, well according to your profile, you're a Nazi.

Go back to your farfegnugen and schnitzel, Hans.
 
2013-02-22 09:17:05 AM

Mentalpatient87: tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?

That's the mama's boy bad guy from Final Fantasy 7 who spends most of the game running away. He also has the biggest hair and the longest sword, and he's all dark and brooding and shiat.


I hear he's a real ladykiller too. Definitely overrated.
 
2013-02-22 10:29:15 AM

memebot_of_doom: BronyMedic: tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?

S...seriously?

S-seriously, you think everyone's into that Final Fantasy crap?


Now, now. For some of us (including me), FF stands for Fantastic Four. That doesn't make Final Fantasy "crap." Just, you know, not mainstream. And, okay, kinda bishi on top of that. But not crap.

/To be fair, real FF is exactly mainstream, either, in spite of predating Final Fantasy by 25 years or so.
 
2013-02-22 12:38:05 PM

BronyMedic: Yeah, well according to your profile, you're a Nazi.

Go back to your farfegnugen and schnitzel, Hans.


Very disappointed in you, Brony.  Reading comprehension fail?  Is that caused by Final Fantasy?

According to my profile, I'm Einstein, who was definitely not a nazi.
 
2013-02-22 12:53:45 PM

mbillips: Could someone please start a political party based on debunking conspiracy theories? I'd vote the straight ticket for the Occam's Razor party.

/Oswald acted alone. 9/11 was an outside job, and nobody in the Bush administration had actual prior knowledge of when/where the attack would occur. The moon landing is real, and there are/were no aliens at Roswell. No strangers put razor blades in Halloween treats,  Gods are something humans make up as an excuse to act altruistically, because humans are by nature good. The Jews had no organized vendetta against Nixon (most of them hated his guts, but for good reason). Bigfoot and crop circles are hoaxes. So are "paranormal investigations." Your friend is not psychic. Neither are you. Diebold does not steal elections. Neither do illegal immigrants voting under false names.


you sir...are a certified moron.
 
2013-02-22 01:25:44 PM

memebot_of_doom: Reading comprehension fail? Is that caused by Final Fantasy?



Only when it was initially translated from Japanese.

\This guy are sick
 
2013-02-22 04:11:00 PM

memebot_of_doom: Very disappointed in you, Brony.  Reading comprehension fail?  Is that caused by Final Fantasy?

According to my profile, I'm Einstein, who was definitely not a nazi.


Uh, huh. Deny it all you want. I'm on to you.
 
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