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(Daily Mail)   Alladin is dead. Jafar & Iago wanted for questioning   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
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2013-02-21 01:08:29 PM  
Wait... miracle pills sold over the internet... might be dangerous?
 
2013-02-21 01:16:30 PM  
I'll console Jasmine if you know what I mean.
 
2013-02-21 01:41:06 PM  
So I am suppsed to feel sad for some roided up moron who bought pills on-line?

haha, ok.
 
2013-02-21 02:04:36 PM  

liam76: So I am suppsed to feel sad for some roided up moron who bought pills on-line?

haha, ok.


A human being would.
 
2013-02-21 02:12:20 PM  
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My level of sadness about this is at the generic "any loss of life is terrible" level.
 
2013-02-21 02:26:08 PM  

sithon: liam76: So I am suppsed to feel sad for some roided up moron who bought pills on-line?

haha, ok.

A human being would.


There are about 300,000 people who die every day.  Many of whom have lived lives of misery and had little or no way to prevent their death.    If after refletcing upon all that death you have room in your heart left to feel sad for people like this (rich kid who stupidly poisoned themself in an effort to get comicbook muscles without hard work) good for you Mother Theresa, but most peopel don't have that in their heart.
 
2013-02-21 02:48:27 PM  
Just give us our god-damned ma huang and ephedra back and this madness will end!

(as our teenagers toddle off to smoke bath salts instead of merry-jew-wanner)
 
2013-02-21 03:04:17 PM  
[mumbles about lost chance to criticize spelling]
 
2013-02-21 03:06:02 PM  
Just going off the pictures, it looks like the world is now a slightly better place.
 
2013-02-21 03:07:16 PM  
You guys are horrible.
Beautifully, beautifully horrible.
 
2013-02-21 03:08:36 PM  
So there is a new weight loss pill out? sounds good to me
 
2013-02-21 03:08:57 PM  
Those things work! He's *still* losing weight.
 
2013-02-21 03:08:59 PM  
DNP is some hardcore shiat. Seriously.

Check it out here.

If you screw up using it, you may go blind, or end up in the hospital on an ice bed receiving ice-water enemas as the doctors frantically try to make the temperature of your yellow and sweaty body go back down. And no, Im not joking. On the positive side, very few people have died from DNP use, although it remains a distinct possibility, as some DNP related fatalities have been reported. (14)(23)
Outside the Bodybuilding world, DNP is used to make certain dyes, break open a capsule of it and youll see that the distinct color you get on your hands is nearly impossible to wash off. It can also be used as a fungicide, herbicide, and insecticide. Before that, in the early part of the 1900s it was used as an explosive.
Clearly, this is stuff you dont want to take lightly.
 
2013-02-21 03:10:21 PM  
Was Alladin sane?
 
2013-02-21 03:10:27 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x318]
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My level of sadness about this is at the generic "any loss of life is terrible" level.


You're much too kind. I'm at the "Awww, poor thing! *snicker*" level myself.
 
2013-02-21 03:11:39 PM  
Zyzz 2: Electric HNNGaloo
 
2013-02-21 03:12:12 PM  

machoprogrammer: On the positive side, very few people have died from DNP use


Oh, in that case, give me three months worth.
 
2013-02-21 03:12:17 PM  

Therion: Just give us our god-damned ma huang and ephedra back and this madness will end!


Pssst - Bronkaid and Primatene are both still available.
 
2013-02-21 03:13:18 PM  
And the Synthol? Was that found to be a contributing factor?
 
2013-02-21 03:14:15 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x318]
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My level of sadness about this is at the generic "any loss of life is terrible" level.


The world has lost a bonafide stellar douche-bag. Show some respect!
 
2013-02-21 03:15:24 PM  
1.  It's sad this kid died doing something extremely stupid.
2.  I can't help but think he would have been annoying a fu** to talk to while he was alive.
 
2013-02-21 03:16:17 PM  
DNP is an uncoupling agent, meaning it keeps you from aerobically metabolizing calories and thus use energy very inefficiently.

Cyanide works the same way.
 
2013-02-21 03:21:19 PM  

Cheron: So there is a new weight loss pill out? sounds good to me


From that link:
[DNP] is an inhibitor of efficient energy (ATP) production in cells with mitochondria. It uncouples oxidative phosphorylation by carrying protons across the mitochondrial membrane, leading to a rapid consumption of energy without generation of ATP.

For the non-biologists, that's roughly equivalent to sticking a fork into an electrical outlet. What could possibly go wrong?
 
2013-02-21 03:21:35 PM  
pills that burn fat
I don't buy that
 
2013-02-21 03:26:11 PM  

thecpt: pills that burn fat
I don't buy that


You sound fat.
 
2013-02-21 03:26:54 PM  

Therion: Just give us our god-damned ma huang and ephedra back and this madness will end!

(as our teenagers toddle off to smoke bath salts instead of merry-jew-wanner)


I miss ephedra.
I couldn't take it now, it would kill me for sure, but I still miss it.
 
2013-02-21 03:31:22 PM  
18, so young.  So so very young.

He had many years of nightclubbing in a sleazy exotic car with ginormous rims ahead of him.
 
2013-02-21 03:35:43 PM  
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2013-02-21 03:37:55 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: thecpt: pills that burn fat
I don't buy that

You sound fat.


If only you'd look closer, would you see a fat boy?  No, siree.
 
2013-02-21 03:45:42 PM  
That's what happens when you rub your lamp once too often.
 
2013-02-21 03:47:46 PM  
He got a new haircut.....had some Heinekens and Jager Bombs.....then he got into the big chie'fs zone
 
2013-02-21 03:49:52 PM  
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Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali
 
2013-02-21 03:50:37 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: DNP is an uncoupling agent, meaning it keeps you from aerobically metabolizing calories and thus use energy very inefficiently.


I've wondered if it would work (in small doses) as an aid for people working outdoors in cold weather. It's basically the mechanism your body uses to generate heat for homeothermy, except in wholesale quantities.
 
2013-02-21 03:50:46 PM  

machoprogrammer: DNP is some hardcore shiat. Seriously.

Check it out here.

If you screw up using it, you may go blind, or end up in the hospital on an ice bed receiving ice-water enemas as the doctors frantically try to make the temperature of your yellow and sweaty body go back down. And no, Im not joking. On the positive side, very few people have died from DNP use, although it remains a distinct possibility, as some DNP related fatalities have been reported. (14)(23)
Outside the Bodybuilding world, DNP is used to make certain dyes, break open a capsule of it and youll see that the distinct color you get on your hands is nearly impossible to wash off. It can also be used as a fungicide, herbicide, and insecticide. Before that, in the early part of the 1900s it was used as an explosive.
Clearly, this is stuff you dont want to take lightly.


...or heavily, apparently.
 
2013-02-21 03:53:34 PM  

theorellior: I've wondered if it would work (in small doses) as an aid for people working outdoors in cold weather. It's basically the mechanism your body uses to generate heat for homeothermy, except in wholesale quantities.


If it makes you sweat, it'll just make you colder later.
 
2013-02-21 03:54:59 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: DNP is an uncoupling agent


Her dad's shotgun is the fastest uncoupling agent I know.
 
2013-02-21 03:59:24 PM  

thecpt: pills that burn fat
I don't buy that


And now he's in a whole new world.......
where earthworms eat his toxic flesh
 
2013-02-21 04:04:12 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Cheron: So there is a new weight loss pill out? sounds good to me

From that link:
[DNP] is an inhibitor of efficient energy (ATP) production in cells with mitochondria. It uncouples oxidative phosphorylation by carrying protons across the mitochondrial membrane, leading to a rapid consumption of energy without generation of ATP.

For the non-biologists, that's roughly equivalent to sticking a fork into an electrical outlet. What could possibly go wrong?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,4-Dinitrophenol :
"The factor that limits ever-increasing doses of DNP is not a lack of ATP energy production, but rather an excessive rise in body temperature due to the heat produced during uncoupling. Accordingly, DNP overdose will cause fatal hyperthermia."

The funny thing is this is the only possible mechanism for ALL the "weight loss supplements" which claim to "burn fat without exercise, without changes in diet".  Well where do all those kcal go??  You're not peeing out fatty glop so it's gotta be burned and conservation of energy would apply.  And it's no small amount- a lb of fat is equivalent to your total energy usage for about 1.75 days.

While energy is lost to the environment as "work" (lifting things, moving air), most isn't.  Between essential metabolic steps and internal motions, almost all the energy becomes body heat.

The body will die if the internal temperature deviates much from 98.6F.  Flushing of the skin, sweating- a very noticeable side effect- only increases the dissipation of heat marginally.

So a claim of "a lb of fat melts away every week" does not pass muster.  The body would have to utilize 25% more energy and dissipate 25% more heat... "somehow".  With no side effects??
 
2013-02-21 04:04:35 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x318]
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My level of sadness about this is at the generic "any loss of life is terrible" level.


I just saw him at the gym 26 minutes ago.
 
2013-02-21 04:04:47 PM  

texdent: I'll console Jasmine if you know what I mean.


Okay but she's really let herself go since the wedding...

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2013-02-21 04:11:03 PM  
"Mr Alladin, an international student and son of an Indian millionaire, called an ambulance as he suddenly collapsed."

Dude, I don't know why, but anytime I hear about someone calling 911 because they're hurt, then hearing that they died later...It just seems so creepy to me. Maybe more sad than creepy, I don't know.

But yeah, sad for the guy. He was only 18. People that age are technically adults, but there's no "smartness" switch that gets flipped on on your 18th birthday. So pretty much, he made a stupid mistake. Most mistakes serve as lessons on what not to do again, then there are mistakes (like this one) where you get no second chance.

/end sob story
 
2013-02-21 04:12:14 PM  
Class-A Douchebag. His parents must be proud.
</cynicism>

Really though, he was just a kid that made a stupid mistake. The invincible dynamo of youth doesn't stand much chance against the monkeywrench of reality.
 
2013-02-21 04:23:08 PM  
every year there are new miracle pills sold by charlatans as well as FDA approved birth control and weight loss drugs that hurt and kill people. first there are all the commercials selling them, 18 months later are lawyers lawsuit commercials to sue the people who made them. every year, year after year.

some people just suck. greedy pieces of shiat.
 
2013-02-21 04:30:06 PM  
Between this story and the bombing in Damascus a few stories down, seems like all the pita bread bakeries are in trouble these days.
 
2013-02-21 04:34:14 PM  

Mach10: Really though, he was just a kid that made a stupid mistake.


Yeah, I want to be the guy who feels that way, but TFA makes me hate this guy too much.... posing in a robe holding what appears to be a credit card, the family members posing with guns, the flexing a-hole in the bathroom mirror shot, the "Mr Muscles" nickname... I can't help but feel like we dodged a bullet when this guy died.
 
2013-02-21 04:39:26 PM  

minnesotaboy: Okay but she's really let herself go since the wedding...



you are not a nice person

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2013-02-21 04:43:04 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Mach10: Really though, he was just a kid that made a stupid mistake.

Yeah, I want to be the guy who feels that way, but TFA makes me hate this guy too much.... posing in a robe holding what appears to be a credit card, the family members posing with guns, the flexing a-hole in the bathroom mirror shot, the "Mr Muscles" nickname... I can't help but feel like we dodged a bullet when this guy died.


I'll add to that. Yep, it's hard to feel overly sad about a spoiled rich kid who thought taking pills sold off the net would make him better.

/Yes, yes, it's sad anytime someone dies. I'll go buy some tissues for the rest.
 
2013-02-21 04:51:52 PM  
"A friend told The Sun: 'He wasn't the type to put something like that into his body, so clearly they're misleading.' "

Or he clearly WAS the type to put something like that into his body.
 
2013-02-21 05:07:27 PM  
So long, ex-pri-ince A-li~~~~~HEE HEE HE HE A HA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
2013-02-21 05:14:57 PM  
Muscles Glasses - Still alive
 
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