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(ABC)   GTA V released early in Las Vegas   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 11
    More: Obvious, Maserati, SUV, Las Vegas, Grand Theft Auto, Las Vegas Boulevard, Caesars Palace, University Medical Center, Grand Theft Auto 5  
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2013-02-21 04:08:24 PM  
2 votes:
His maserati does 185, he got shot and now he ain't live.
2013-02-21 02:38:02 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "A Maserati involved in a gunfight with an SUV on the Las Vegas Strip crashed into a taxi that then burst into flames"

There's nothing about that sentence that isn't incredibly awesome.
2013-02-21 02:37:37 PM  
2 votes:
memecrunch.com
2013-02-21 03:46:27 PM  
1 votes:

Hagbardr: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "A Maserati involved in a gunfight with an SUV on the Las Vegas Strip crashed into a taxi that then burst into flames"

There's nothing about that sentence that isn't incredibly awesome.

The next part about the driver and passenger in the taxi burning to death kind of sucked though.

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You will note that *MY* sentence didn't mention that. Again, making my sentence incredibly awesome!
2013-02-21 03:44:17 PM  
1 votes:
Did his cousin call him 5 times in 20 minutes and ask to go bowling?

That would set me off too.
2013-02-21 03:18:30 PM  
1 votes:

Mirrorz: blunttrauma: Doesn't Chumlee have a Maserati?

This makes me question my own existence. A guy barely intelligent enough to breathe is working at a pawn shop and owns a car worth more than I will probably collectively make in my lifetime.


You aren't going to make more than $150k or so in your entire lifetime? Sucks to be you.
2013-02-21 02:59:31 PM  
1 votes:

Curry and beer: "Police are looking for a black Range Rover Sport with large black rims"

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"I've searched the database and there's only 1 shop in Las Vegas which sells that type of wheel."
"I'll call Brass".
"And I'll get my gun.  Let's roll!"


The driver has almost certainly reached a Pay 'N Spray by this time.
2013-02-21 02:57:16 PM  
1 votes:
"Police are looking for a black Range Rover Sport with large black rims"

images.bwwstatic.com

"I've searched the database and there's only 1 shop in Las Vegas which sells that type of wheel."
"I'll call Brass".
"And I'll get my gun.  Let's roll!"
2013-02-21 02:54:32 PM  
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "A Maserati involved in a gunfight with an SUV on the Las Vegas Strip crashed into a taxi that then burst into flames"

There's nothing about that sentence that isn't incredibly awesome.


The next part about the driver and passenger in the taxi burning to death kind of sucked though.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-21 02:41:55 PM  
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "A Maserati involved in a gunfight with an SUV on the Las Vegas Strip crashed into a taxi that then burst into flames"

There's nothing about that sentence that isn't incredibly awesome.


I tried to look for suspect escaped police by hijacking a news helicopter, but I couldn't find it.
2013-02-21 02:28:12 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like he got all 50 horseshoes.
 
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