Hagbardr: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "A Maserati involved in a gunfight with an SUV on the Las Vegas Strip crashed into a taxi that then burst into flames"There's nothing about that sentence that isn't incredibly awesome.The next part about the driver and passenger in the taxi burning to death kind of sucked though.[4.bp.blogspot.com image 352x240]
Mirrorz: blunttrauma: Doesn't Chumlee have a Maserati?This makes me question my own existence. A guy barely intelligent enough to breathe is working at a pawn shop and owns a car worth more than I will probably collectively make in my lifetime.
Curry and beer: "Police are looking for a black Range Rover Sport with large black rims"[images.bwwstatic.com image 318x484]"I've searched the database and there's only 1 shop in Las Vegas which sells that type of wheel.""I'll call Brass"."And I'll get my gun. Let's roll!"
Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "A Maserati involved in a gunfight with an SUV on the Las Vegas Strip crashed into a taxi that then burst into flames"There's nothing about that sentence that isn't incredibly awesome.
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