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(ABC)   GTA V released early in Las Vegas   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 57
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2013-02-21 01:08:37 PM  
I hope it's better than IV.
 
2013-02-21 01:20:26 PM  
I forgot there was a Vegas type area in San Andreas.
 
2013-02-21 02:26:46 PM  
I heard it was Tupac
 
2013-02-21 02:27:21 PM  
Heading to Vegas in a couple of weeks, not getting a kick.  The only cabs I'll likely be in are those to/from the airport though so no worries.  Vegas is the only place I feel relatively safe walking around with large amounts of cash, at least in the casinos and on the strip.  AC or DC, not so much.
 
2013-02-21 02:27:42 PM  
RIP Maserati XXX

/GIS that. NSFW
 
2013-02-21 02:28:12 PM  
Looks like he got all 50 horseshoes.
 
2013-02-21 02:35:15 PM  
Doesn't Chumlee have a Maserati?
 
2013-02-21 02:37:07 PM  
What happens in Vegas...makes national news.
 
2013-02-21 02:37:37 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2013-02-21 02:37:37 PM  
Test Drive: Extreme Vegas Edition
 
2013-02-21 02:38:02 PM  
FTFA: "A Maserati involved in a gunfight with an SUV on the Las Vegas Strip crashed into a taxi that then burst into flames"

There's nothing about that sentence that isn't incredibly awesome.
 
2013-02-21 02:39:59 PM  

blunttrauma: Doesn't Chumlee have a Maserati?


Yeah, I heard it does 185.
 
2013-02-21 02:41:54 PM  
Somebody in the vicinity of my office building has a black Quattroporte.

I usually mistake it for an unusually ugly Buick when I see it.

/ it was pure luck the Land Rover didn't also burst into flames
// by virtue of the fact it was a Land Rover
 
2013-02-21 02:41:55 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "A Maserati involved in a gunfight with an SUV on the Las Vegas Strip crashed into a taxi that then burst into flames"

There's nothing about that sentence that isn't incredibly awesome.


I tried to look for suspect escaped police by hijacking a news helicopter, but I couldn't find it.
 
2013-02-21 02:42:07 PM  
His Maserati went down in flames after running gun battle

Not a terrible epitaph.
 
2013-02-21 02:42:45 PM  
specialk111


blunttrauma: Doesn't Chumlee have a Maserati?

Yeah, I heard it does 185.


He lost his license.
 
2013-02-21 02:43:08 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Somebody in the vicinity of my office building has a black Quattroporte.

I usually mistake it for an unusually ugly Buick when I see it.

/ it was pure luck the Land Rover didn't also burst into flames
// by virtue of the fact it was a Land Rover


We should all be so lucky.
 
2013-02-21 02:44:43 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: specialk111


blunttrauma: Doesn't Chumlee have a Maserati?

Yeah, I heard it does 185.

He lost his license.


Now he don't drive.
 
2013-02-21 02:50:10 PM  
If only the driver had been armed and was able to defend himself.

/derp
 
2013-02-21 02:54:32 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "A Maserati involved in a gunfight with an SUV on the Las Vegas Strip crashed into a taxi that then burst into flames"

There's nothing about that sentence that isn't incredibly awesome.


The next part about the driver and passenger in the taxi burning to death kind of sucked though.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-21 02:54:37 PM  

specialk111: blunttrauma: Doesn't Chumlee have a Maserati?

Yeah, I heard it does 185.


He lost his license, now he don't drive.
 
2013-02-21 02:57:16 PM  
"Police are looking for a black Range Rover Sport with large black rims"

images.bwwstatic.com

"I've searched the database and there's only 1 shop in Las Vegas which sells that type of wheel."
"I'll call Brass".
"And I'll get my gun.  Let's roll!"
 
2013-02-21 02:59:31 PM  

Curry and beer: "Police are looking for a black Range Rover Sport with large black rims"

[images.bwwstatic.com image 318x484]

"I've searched the database and there's only 1 shop in Las Vegas which sells that type of wheel."
"I'll call Brass".
"And I'll get my gun.  Let's roll!"


The driver has almost certainly reached a Pay 'N Spray by this time.
 
2013-02-21 03:03:17 PM  
I think I saw this movie.  It had Travolta and some of the worst bullshiat about encryption ever put on film.
 
2013-02-21 03:08:06 PM  

blunttrauma: Doesn't Chumlee have a Maserati?


This makes me question my own existence. A guy barely intelligent enough to breathe is working at a pawn shop and owns a car worth more than I will probably collectively make in my lifetime.
 
2013-02-21 03:08:08 PM  

Carn: Heading to Vegas in a couple of weeks, not getting a kick.  The only cabs I'll likely be in are those to/from the airport though so no worries.  Vegas is the only place I feel relatively safe walking around with large amounts of cash, at least in the casinos and on the strip.  AC or DC, not so much.


Yeah, the Strip is the one place I'm glad has security cameras everywhere. It's generally safe as long as you stay in the busy areas and stay aware of your surroundings.

I keep checking local news for updates; I'll be really interested to find out what started this and where the perps are from. Dollars to donuts, southern California.
 
2013-02-21 03:09:34 PM  
responsible gun owners.
 
2013-02-21 03:11:07 PM  
They're saying that Flamingo and Las Vegas Blvd (the Strip) are going to be closed until sundown.
 
2013-02-21 03:11:13 PM  

Dimensio: Curry and beer: "Police are looking for a black Range Rover Sport with large black rims"

[images.bwwstatic.com image 318x484]

"I've searched the database and there's only 1 shop in Las Vegas which sells that type of wheel."
"I'll call Brass".
"And I'll get my gun.  Let's roll!"

The driver has almost certainly reached a Pay 'N Spray by this time.


I'm sure an ATM camera in a casino caught the reflection of the driver nearby.
 
2013-02-21 03:11:31 PM  

Carn: Heading to Vegas in a couple of weeks, not getting a kick.  The only cabs I'll likely be in are those to/from the airport though so no worries.  Vegas is the only place I feel relatively safe walking around with large amounts of cash, at least in the casinos and on the strip.  AC or DC, not so much.


YELLOW CAAAAARRRRR!!!!
 
2013-02-21 03:16:32 PM  

you have pee hands: I think I saw this movie.  It had Travolta and some of the worst bullshiat about encryption ever put on film.


naaa dude, its simple... You just gotta upload a hex cypher through the backdoor protocol, then just sit back and wait.
 
2013-02-21 03:18:30 PM  

Mirrorz: blunttrauma: Doesn't Chumlee have a Maserati?

This makes me question my own existence. A guy barely intelligent enough to breathe is working at a pawn shop and owns a car worth more than I will probably collectively make in my lifetime.


You aren't going to make more than $150k or so in your entire lifetime? Sucks to be you.
 
2013-02-21 03:19:48 PM  

Gaumond: Dimensio: Curry and beer: "Police are looking for a black Range Rover Sport with large black rims"

[images.bwwstatic.com image 318x484]

"I've searched the database and there's only 1 shop in Las Vegas which sells that type of wheel."
"I'll call Brass".
"And I'll get my gun. Let's roll!"

The driver has almost certainly reached a Pay 'N Spray by this time.

I'm sure an ATM camera in a casino caught the reflection of the driver nearby.


i.ytimg.com

Zoom and enhance!
 
2013-02-21 03:21:28 PM  

you have pee hands: I think I saw this movie.  It had Travolta and some of the worst bullshiat about encryption ever put on film.


I'm pretty sure he drove a TVR in that.

/ "I just see the code in my head"
// Morbo says CIPHERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
 
2013-02-21 03:31:41 PM  

Maul555: you have pee hands: I think I saw this movie.  It had Travolta and some of the worst bullshiat about encryption ever put on film.

naaa dude, its simple... You just gotta upload a hex cypher through the backdoor protocol, then just sit back and wait.


All of them.
 
2013-02-21 03:32:54 PM  
Officer Tenpenny is on the case
 
2013-02-21 03:42:45 PM  
Nico, it's your cousin!  Let's go bowling!

/Roman is the reason I never finished 4
 
2013-02-21 03:44:17 PM  
Did his cousin call him 5 times in 20 minutes and ask to go bowling?

That would set me off too.
 
2013-02-21 03:46:27 PM  

Hagbardr: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "A Maserati involved in a gunfight with an SUV on the Las Vegas Strip crashed into a taxi that then burst into flames"

There's nothing about that sentence that isn't incredibly awesome.

The next part about the driver and passenger in the taxi burning to death kind of sucked though.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 352x240]


You will note that *MY* sentence didn't mention that. Again, making my sentence incredibly awesome!
 
2013-02-21 04:08:24 PM  
His maserati does 185, he got shot and now he ain't live.
 
2013-02-21 04:34:50 PM  
From Michigan here.  Cab driver was a friend of my mom's and step dad's.  This sucks.  Mike was a great dude.
 
Xai
2013-02-21 05:03:28 PM  
so guns make you safer? tell that to the taxi and passenger.
 
2013-02-21 05:26:30 PM  

Xai: so guns make you safer? tell that to the taxi and passenger.


They were killed in a fire/explosion resulting from a vehicle collision.
 
2013-02-21 05:35:04 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if the Mob was still in charge.

//just sayin'
 
2013-02-21 06:23:00 PM  
Nothing to see here, just some well-regulated militia members exercising their rights.
 
2013-02-21 08:10:22 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I forgot there was a Vegas type area in San Andreas.


What was it called? Las Venturas?

Gotta get me another copy of that game. Best evar.
 
2013-02-21 08:11:12 PM  

Curry and beer: "Police are looking for a black Range Rover Sport with large black rims"

[images.bwwstatic.com image 318x484]

"I've searched the database and there's only 1 shop in Las Vegas which sells that type of wheel."
"I'll call Brass".
"And I'll get my gun.  Let's roll!"


Elisabeth Shue is on CSI now? Damn, and to think I quit when Grissom did.
 
2013-02-21 09:30:58 PM  
We've got a suspect, but he isn't talking.

thegamingliberty.com
 
2013-02-21 09:59:52 PM  

blunttrauma: Doesn't Chumlee have a Maserati?


We can only wish.
 
2013-02-21 10:50:14 PM  
Sounds like the Maserati was being driven by an aspiring Oakland rapper, with an "alleged" pimp riding shotgun. This violence was surely a case of mistaken identity.
 
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