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(MLive.com)   Man claims porn collection worth $6,500 stolen from home   (mlive.com) divider line 16
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2013-02-21 10:04:34 AM
11 votes:
Police seek hardened criminal
2013-02-21 10:04:18 AM
5 votes:
Much ado about nutting
2013-02-21 10:00:44 AM
3 votes:
A police officer with short-shorts and an exposed cleavage will cum by to investigate.
2013-02-21 11:09:54 AM
2 votes:
To be fair to the guy, the porn itself didn't cost $6,500... that figure is the result of adding up the cost of all of the hard drives he had stored the porn on:

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2013-02-21 11:25:30 AM
1 votes:
Says his back door was kicked in... giggity..
2013-02-21 10:47:32 AM
1 votes:
Stealing a porn collection? Now that's just tacky.
2013-02-21 10:22:26 AM
1 votes:

StrikitRich: Proving that value may prove to be a sticky situation.


Yeah, I don't think thery're going to have a problem finding DNA on this case.
2013-02-21 10:09:32 AM
1 votes:

spacemanjones: Someone stole the internet from his house?


Oh you poor, simple fool!

There's more to porn than just the internet!
For example, how do you satisfy your lusts on the walk from your masturbatorium to the bathroom? Tiny smart-phone screen? I don't think so.
Besides, I've found there's a certain pure simplicity with regards to your humble stroke-mag. You have a limited number of options, so it forces you to choose wisely. With the internet, there's so many choices that you don't ever develop lasting, meaningful relationships (in the same way that you do with, say "Janine" from the Hustler March 2003 issue).
2013-02-21 10:04:21 AM
1 votes:

TheGogmagog: I don't get it.  The whole computer with some special Terabyte Raid backup system?  I don't know how porn could have a value....   wait, is he from the 90's where you paid money for porn on tapes and DVD's?


In Muskegon, it's still the '90s. Kinda like Des Moines in South Park, but worse.

I remember getting a couple porn DVDs as a gag gift once. They still had the price tag on them - apparently, a DVD in the '90s cost between $35 and $55 dollars.

I've always used the internet for what it's for, so I wouldn't know. (Thank heavens - I have a lot more money to spend on tissues and vaseline.)
2013-02-21 10:03:53 AM
1 votes:
I always wondered who bought porn DVDs.

Apparently it was just this guy.
2013-02-21 10:03:31 AM
1 votes:
The poor bastard.

The police ought to be working in teams around the clock to solve this one.
2013-02-21 10:01:57 AM
1 votes:
i36.photobucket.com
Wanted for questioning

/Boner jams 2013
2013-02-21 09:59:50 AM
1 votes:
$6,500? Is that all?
2013-02-21 09:59:23 AM
1 votes:
I don't get it.  The whole computer with some special Terabyte Raid backup system?  I don't know how porn could have a value....   wait, is he from the 90's where you paid money for porn on tapes and DVD's?
2013-02-21 09:59:21 AM
1 votes:
Amateur.
2013-02-21 09:58:36 AM
1 votes:
I think that is about more that $7000 more than my collection cost.
 
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