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(MLive.com)   Man claims porn collection worth $6,500 stolen from home   (mlive.com) divider line 58
    More: Amusing, A Muskegon, Michigan  
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2013-02-21 11:40:56 AM  
With his luck, he prolly had a copy of What Gets Me Hot and is gonna end up in jail...
 
2013-02-21 03:27:19 PM  

WhippingBoy: For example, how do you satisfy your lusts on the walk from your masturbatorium to the bathroom? Tiny smart-phone screen?


Maybe an iPad?
 
2013-02-21 05:11:41 PM  
That would cover Aardvark - Antimony in my collection.

/get a hobby?
//porn Is my hobby.
 
2013-02-21 05:14:58 PM  

Isildur: Stealing a porn collection? Now that's just tacky.


"One man's old porn is another man's new porn" -- Adam Carolla
 
2013-02-21 05:23:47 PM  
I live in on the west side of MI, and as a repair tech I did onsite work for a guy who I can guarantee had far, far more both in files and literally rooms of magazines, videos, etc.  He's a barber, and his addiction is so bad that he even shows it to his select patrons while they have a haircut and watches it all day when he doesn't have customers.  Total sleaze ball.  Shave and a haircut: 2 faps.
 
2013-02-21 06:23:59 PM  
Tracy Dick has been called in to investigate..
 
2013-02-22 02:51:21 AM  
and porn disgusts me, unless i'm on amphetamines of some kind
 
2013-02-23 01:44:43 PM  
Yup. Haven't talked to a buddy in a long time. Quite a while ago though, he had a complete separate room, steel shelving and all, dedicated to his mag collection.

He had porn mags and cars, the wife had cats. A Lot Of Cats. -shudder-
 
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