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2013-02-21 09:58:36 AM  
I think that is about more that $7000 more than my collection cost.
 
2013-02-21 09:59:20 AM  

SteveO_MN: I think that is about more that $7000 more than my collection cost.


whatthefarkdidijustread?
 
2013-02-21 09:59:21 AM  
Amateur.
 
2013-02-21 09:59:23 AM  
I don't get it.  The whole computer with some special Terabyte Raid backup system?  I don't know how porn could have a value....   wait, is he from the 90's where you paid money for porn on tapes and DVD's?
 
2013-02-21 09:59:50 AM  
$6,500? Is that all?
 
2013-02-21 10:00:29 AM  

SteveO_MN: I think that is about more that $7000 more than my collection cost.


You have heard of the internets right?

\My hometown
 
2013-02-21 10:00:44 AM  
A police officer with short-shorts and an exposed cleavage will cum by to investigate.
 
2013-02-21 10:00:45 AM  
Someone stole the internet from his house?
 
2013-02-21 10:00:47 AM  
Who was his "porn collection"
 
2013-02-21 10:01:12 AM  

TheKingHippo: SteveO_MN: I think that is about more that $7000 more than my collection cost.

You have heard of the internets right?

\My hometown


He has the exra expensive xnxx premium account.
 
2013-02-21 10:01:57 AM  
i36.photobucket.com
Wanted for questioning

/Boner jams 2013
 
2013-02-21 10:02:05 AM  
He wants to hope there's nothing objectionable if the cops recover his stash..
 
2013-02-21 10:03:31 AM  
The poor bastard.

The police ought to be working in teams around the clock to solve this one.
 
2013-02-21 10:03:50 AM  

dopekitty74: He wants to hope there's nothing objectionable if the cops recover his stash..


When your porn collection is gone you don't report it because man it's just gone.
 
2013-02-21 10:03:53 AM  
I always wondered who bought porn DVDs.

Apparently it was just this guy.
 
2013-02-21 10:04:00 AM  
What was his fark handle?
 
2013-02-21 10:04:18 AM  
Much ado about nutting
 
2013-02-21 10:04:21 AM  

TheGogmagog: I don't get it.  The whole computer with some special Terabyte Raid backup system?  I don't know how porn could have a value....   wait, is he from the 90's where you paid money for porn on tapes and DVD's?


In Muskegon, it's still the '90s. Kinda like Des Moines in South Park, but worse.

I remember getting a couple porn DVDs as a gag gift once. They still had the price tag on them - apparently, a DVD in the '90s cost between $35 and $55 dollars.

I've always used the internet for what it's for, so I wouldn't know. (Thank heavens - I have a lot more money to spend on tissues and vaseline.)
 
2013-02-21 10:04:34 AM  
Police seek hardened criminal
 
2013-02-21 10:06:05 AM  
Hell, my Girl on Girl on Girl on Guy on Goat collection alone is worth more than $6500.
 
2013-02-21 10:06:25 AM  
Porn has a monetary value in the age of free internet porn? Good to know.
 
2013-02-21 10:07:00 AM  
$6,500 worth of porn? So that's like 30,000 DVDs, right?

BunkoSquad: Police seek hardened criminal


Winner. Thread over.
 
2013-02-21 10:07:02 AM  
Proving that value may prove to be a sticky situation.
 
2013-02-21 10:09:32 AM  

spacemanjones: Someone stole the internet from his house?


Oh you poor, simple fool!

There's more to porn than just the internet!
For example, how do you satisfy your lusts on the walk from your masturbatorium to the bathroom? Tiny smart-phone screen? I don't think so.
Besides, I've found there's a certain pure simplicity with regards to your humble stroke-mag. You have a limited number of options, so it forces you to choose wisely. With the internet, there's so many choices that you don't ever develop lasting, meaningful relationships (in the same way that you do with, say "Janine" from the Hustler March 2003 issue).
 
2013-02-21 10:12:11 AM  

spacemanjones: Someone stole the internet from his house?


I was about to say, in other words they stole his computer. Must've been one kick-ass computer too.
 
2013-02-21 10:13:06 AM  
Demosthenes finally takes a well-deserved rest.
 
2013-02-21 10:14:23 AM  
I mean Diogenes.
 
2013-02-21 10:20:28 AM  

tnpir: $6,500 worth of porn? So that's like 30,000 DVDs, right?

BunkoSquad: Police seek hardened criminal

Winner. Thread over.


Agreed....Well played sir!
 
2013-02-21 10:20:38 AM  
Simultaneously impressive and humiliating.
 
2013-02-21 10:22:26 AM  

StrikitRich: Proving that value may prove to be a sticky situation.


Yeah, I don't think thery're going to have a problem finding DNA on this case.
 
2013-02-21 10:22:28 AM  
Sentimental value?
 
2013-02-21 10:27:06 AM  

SwingingJohnson: Sentimental value?


Virtual (and probably his only) girlfriends...
 
2013-02-21 10:28:10 AM  
Was it insured?
 
2013-02-21 10:29:59 AM  

SwingingJohnson: Sentimental value?


*Seminal

FTFY
 
2013-02-21 10:32:35 AM  
Manny?

They subpoena me....they subpoena me!!!!

/not obscure
 
2013-02-21 10:32:42 AM  
It would have been worth more if half the pages weren't stuck together.
 
2013-02-21 10:32:42 AM  
My sympathy to the poor Farker (or Farkette?) that recently lost their assets. But there is always the intetnet.
 
2013-02-21 10:38:22 AM  
You people are too young.

I have no problem believing he had a collection that big--if he kept his old stuff and it was from the pre-internet days.
 
2013-02-21 10:47:32 AM  
Stealing a porn collection? Now that's just tacky.
 
2013-02-21 10:54:25 AM  
I can't fap to this
 
2013-02-21 10:54:58 AM  
It's been years since I was there, but I believe even other Michi-ganders make fun of Muskegon
 
2013-02-21 10:55:49 AM  

cwheelie: It's been years since I was there, but I believe even other Michi-ganders make fun of Muskegon


Yes. Yes they do.
 
2013-02-21 10:56:06 AM  
A few years ago after my mother died I was cleaning out her attic and found some old boxes that had crap from my early Navy days in them. In one box I found 2 VCR tapes of the orginal Deep Throat and Behind the Green Door. Guess I had a Marilyn Chambers thing going on back then? They were in the original cases and were in perfect condition, still playable with good quality. I sold them for $100 to some dude that collected such things.
 
2013-02-21 11:07:24 AM  
Jack someone's pron stash is just so whack. Rubs all the wrong way.
 
2013-02-21 11:09:54 AM  
To be fair to the guy, the porn itself didn't cost $6,500... that figure is the result of adding up the cost of all of the hard drives he had stored the porn on:

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2013-02-21 11:13:10 AM  
Police are combing the area listening for the sounds of fapping.
 
2013-02-21 11:23:55 AM  
I kept it next to my 3 marijuana plants, which have a street value of $134,765!!
 
2013-02-21 11:25:30 AM  
Says his back door was kicked in... giggity..
 
2013-02-21 11:27:57 AM  

MNguy: Much ado about nutting


If I could vote more than once, I wood.
 
2013-02-21 11:37:23 AM  
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker:
dopekitty74: He wants to hope there's nothing objectionable if the cops recover his stash..

When your porn collection is gone you don't report it because man it's just gone.


Why not?  If it's legal to possess, why shouldn't the police treat it the same way as any other $7000 theft?    Though I bet that the average B&E gets somewhere between jack and shiat in terms of investigation, because the police figure the insurance will just cover it, and they are too busy harassing Attractive and Successful African-Americans and potheads.

8Fingers:
2 VCR tapes of the orginal Deep Throat and Behind the Green Door.... I sold them for $100 to some dude that collected such things.

That doesn't surprise me for a second, considering someone I know paid $100 for a rare VHS tape of "The Last Unicorn" once, years before it was re-released on DVD.  That didn't even have a quick handy in it.
 
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