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2013-02-21 09:36:21 AM
6 votes:
The only way to win at Monopoly is to not play.
2013-02-21 11:25:46 AM
2 votes:
They're not following the actual game rules since they don't buy or auction off the properties they're landing on.
2013-02-21 09:46:42 AM
2 votes:
I'm sorry, but any "strategy" to win that relies on you rolling doubles every turn and requires your opponents to make unfortunate rolls is no better than wishful thinking.
2013-02-21 11:30:47 AM
1 votes:
Our rules: 3 doubles in a row= go to jail!
2013-02-21 09:59:39 AM
1 votes:
fta: (There's probably a moral lesson in there about capitalism, but that's something we'll save for another day.)

The original Monopoly game was invented by a socialist who wanted to show the dangers of monopolies and untrammeled capitalism in a way that even children and the simple minded could understand.

Nobody seems to get that now.
2013-02-21 09:51:15 AM
1 votes:

naughtyrev: I'm sorry, but any "strategy" to win that relies on you rolling doubles every turn and requires your opponents to make unfortunate rolls is no better than wishful thinking.


Not only that, but it requires that your opponent make the worst possible decisions. Not buying railroads and paying more than you have to for the income tax? Who would be that stupid?
2013-02-21 09:44:18 AM
1 votes:
1. Roll dice
2. Move piece
3. Realize you just signed yourself up for 11 1/2 hours of boredom and flip table over
4. Open beer

Congratulations!
 
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