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(Huffington Post)   After more than a decade, man reunited with his dog in a place that must have been a dust factory at some point   ( divider line
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5185 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2013 at 10:40 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-21 10:47:33 AM  
2 votes:
keep the dog...put the ex-wife down....keep the dog....put the ex-wife down
decisions decisions
not really
2013-02-21 11:15:18 AM  
1 vote:
I came here to attack the ex-wife. I see that's been covered.

Unless...maybe he was an abusive POS who threatened to kill her if she ever left him. One night, they go sailing on a friend's boat and they take the dog along. About half way through the boat ride she pushes the dog overboard and acts like she also got dragged in because she was holding the leash. He searches frantically because he doesn't think she can swim but there is no trace of her because she's hiding next to a bouy, with the dog. She was taken in by an elderly couple who see her shivering wet with the dog, sitting at the bus terminal. They allowed her to stay for three weeks, while she put the pieces of her life back together and they formed a bond with the dog. When she is ready to leave, the elderly husband sheds a tear because he will miss the dog, who has been by his side for almost the entire three weeks. Not wanting to blow her cover, and seeing how much they love the dog, the ex-wife tells them to keep it. A few years later, the husband is hosptalized with a cold that turns into pneumonia. He passes a short time later leaving behind his greiving widow and the dog who gave him joy in his final days. The dog spends the next few weeks in a deep depression, sitting at the front door as if he is waiting for the old man to return. The widow's children finally convinced their mother that she shouldn't stay in the house alone and she moves in with her eldest son, whose wife is allergic to dogs. The dog ends up in the shelter, where the husband finds it while doing his daily internet search for clues that his ex-wife is still alive. Now that he knows the dog didn't die at sea, he's gotten the exidence that he needs that she staged her accident. After the interview at the Humane Shelter, he found out where the old widow is staying so that he can stake out her house, waiting patiently for the day that his ex-wife comes to visit her.

/...or, the ex-wife couold just be a coont who kept the dog so that he couldn't have it
2013-02-21 11:04:17 AM  
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/dusty in here...
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