Jim_Callahan: Wait, a crime? Not a civil offense stemming from breach of contract?Oh, right. farking DMCA.
clane: and yall keep voting Democrat...[www.afterdowningstreet.org image 414x285]
DysphoricMania: Wait, I missed something... the Librarian of Congress now gets to make laws?
Mr Guy: Jim_Callahan: Wait, a crime? Not a civil offense stemming from breach of contract?Oh, right. farking DMCA.See, what you all don't realize is how many foreign nationals like Chinese people and Iranians buy subsidized phones on contracts here, and then take massive shipments of the phones to other carriers, where they trade the phones for slight profits on the resale markets, and they use those profits to buy uranium, which they traffic exclusively passed US customs officials in bales of marijuana that are hidden in puppies and underage sex workers, which they then dowse in oil and burn without recapturing ANY of their carbon emissions.So it's really for the children and the environment.
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