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(Network World)   Petition tops 100,000. White House will now need to explain why unlocking your cell phone is a crime   (networkworld.com) divider line 9
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2013-02-21 10:39:20 AM
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Jim_Callahan: Wait, a crime?  Not a civil offense stemming from breach of contract?

Oh, right.  farking DMCA.


See, what you all don't realize is how many foreign nationals like Chinese people and Iranians buy subsidized phones on contracts here, and then take massive shipments of the phones to other carriers, where they trade the phones for slight profits on the resale markets, and they use those profits to buy uranium, which they traffic exclusively passed US customs officials in bales of marijuana that are hidden in puppies and underage sex workers, which they then dowse in oil and burn without recapturing ANY of their carbon emissions.

So it's really for the children and the environment.
2013-02-21 10:35:19 AM
3 votes:
Because corporations are people and unlocking phones hurts their feelings, and it is illegal to hurt people's feelings.
2013-02-21 10:59:10 AM
2 votes:
and yall keep voting Democrat...

www.afterdowningstreet.org
2013-02-21 12:42:21 PM
1 votes:

clane: and yall keep voting Democrat...

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th17.photobucket.com
2013-02-21 11:53:59 AM
1 votes:
I don't even know what unlocking my phone entails, but dammit I plan on doing it now. Liberty or Death!!!  YAaaaaAAArrRRrrr!!!!
2013-02-21 10:51:09 AM
1 votes:

DysphoricMania: Wait, I missed something... the Librarian of Congress now gets to make laws?


i548.photobucket.com

Fark yeah. Librarians secretly run the world, duh. That's why everyone is hard-wired with a hot librarian fetish, it's part of the mind control protocol. shhhhhhh.

/or it could be because the Library of Congress is involved as the Register of Copyright
2013-02-21 10:43:37 AM
1 votes:

Mr Guy: Jim_Callahan: Wait, a crime?  Not a civil offense stemming from breach of contract?

Oh, right.  farking DMCA.

See, what you all don't realize is how many foreign nationals like Chinese people and Iranians buy subsidized phones on contracts here, and then take massive shipments of the phones to other carriers, where they trade the phones for slight profits on the resale markets, and they use those profits to buy uranium, which they traffic exclusively passed US customs officials in bales of marijuana that are hidden in puppies and underage sex workers, which they then dowse in oil and burn without recapturing ANY of their carbon emissions.

So it's really for the children and the environment.


This is as cogent an argument for the DMCA as any I've heard.
2013-02-21 10:40:40 AM
1 votes:

Mr Guy: Jim_Callahan: Wait, a crime?  Not a civil offense stemming from breach of contract?

Oh, right.  farking DMCA.

See, what you all don't realize is how many foreign nationals like Chinese people and Iranians buy subsidized phones on contracts here, and then take massive shipments of the phones to other carriers, where they trade the phones for slight profits on the resale markets, and they use those profits to buy uranium, which they traffic exclusively passed US customs officials in bales of marijuana that are hidden in puppies and underage sex workers, which they then dowse in oil and burn without recapturing ANY of their carbon emissions.

So it's really for the children and the environment.


/fap
2013-02-21 10:34:43 AM
1 votes:
Because fark you, that's why
 
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