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(Bitten and Bound)   A former Swan contestant is seriously pissed that her $300K investment in plastic surgery transformed her from an ugly duckling into an obese, housebound and bipolarish mess   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 6
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9683 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Feb 2013 at 9:56 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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mhd
2013-02-21 10:42:54 AM  
3 votes:
Swan?

i.imgur.com
2013-02-21 06:20:11 PM  
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dennerman: tom baker's scarf: Post hoc ergo proctor hoc.... Not

You were crazy when you went on the show. The massive amounts of attention you got from the show just masked the crazy for a time and non you've crashed like any other junkie.

Ah, but now if they cry loud enough that "reality tv ruined my life!" then they can eek out a few more minutes of attention whoring before fading once again into obscurity. So you know, they're got that going for them.


Someone should have pulled her aside right after the surgies and said.

"It seems like you crave attention and have severe body issues. Have you ever considered porn?"
2013-02-21 03:00:41 PM  
1 votes:

sleeps in trees: You can't "get" Lupus.


No, you buy it in bulk from CostCo.
2013-02-21 10:43:19 AM  
1 votes:

doczoidberg: The Swan was the sickest, most disgusting show ever to air.

Not surprised at all that it's only ruined lives. I hope those responsible for the program all die of anal cancer.


Yep, pretty much this. They picked contestants who obviously had issues going into it, and then fueled those issues by having them go under the knife to compete in a beauty competition where all but one of them were told they still weren't good enough. What could possibly have gone wrong?
2013-02-21 10:17:11 AM  
1 votes:
TFA quotes the woman as saying she has lupus, which tells me right there she's full of shiat. We all know it's never lupus.
2013-02-21 10:05:51 AM  
1 votes:
The Swan was the sickest, most disgusting show ever to air.

Not surprised at all that it's only ruined lives. I hope those responsible for the program all die of anal cancer.
 
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