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(Bitten and Bound)   A former Swan contestant is seriously pissed that her $300K investment in plastic surgery transformed her from an ugly duckling into an obese, housebound and bipolarish mess   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 31
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2013-02-21 10:03:18 AM  
You can't fix broke on the inside by prettying up the outside. This show was a lawsuit waiting to happen.
 
2013-02-21 10:03:52 AM  
going on "Milf Island" ruined my life

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2013-02-21 10:05:51 AM  
The Swan was the sickest, most disgusting show ever to air.

Not surprised at all that it's only ruined lives. I hope those responsible for the program all die of anal cancer.
 
2013-02-21 10:06:50 AM  
SO she became an American woman?
 
2013-02-21 10:07:43 AM  
Still not sure how this is the terrible show's fault.
 
2013-02-21 10:15:41 AM  
I'm willing to be she's been bipolar for far longer than she's claiming. I'd put good money up that she was manic when she agreed to that many damned surgeries.
 
2013-02-21 10:17:11 AM  
TFA quotes the woman as saying she has lupus, which tells me right there she's full of shiat. We all know it's never lupus.
 
2013-02-21 10:18:14 AM  

Welfare Peanut Butter: TFA quotes the woman as saying she has lupus, which tells me right there she's full of shiat. We all know it's never lupus.


Except that one time that it was.
 
2013-02-21 10:31:21 AM  
They finally got rid of the hashtags?
 
mhd
2013-02-21 10:42:54 AM  
Swan?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-21 10:43:19 AM  

doczoidberg: The Swan was the sickest, most disgusting show ever to air.

Not surprised at all that it's only ruined lives. I hope those responsible for the program all die of anal cancer.


Yep, pretty much this. They picked contestants who obviously had issues going into it, and then fueled those issues by having them go under the knife to compete in a beauty competition where all but one of them were told they still weren't good enough. What could possibly have gone wrong?
 
2013-02-21 10:57:10 AM  

doczoidberg: The Swan was the sickest, most disgusting show ever to air.
Not surprised at all that it's only ruined lives. I hope those responsible for the program all die of anal cancer.


I know it's sick, but I loved that show Extreme Makeover: People show (called something like that).  The people were so shallow.  The weird thing was that if they'd just had a few things done--like one guy needed his whole mouth-full of teeth replaced--they'd probably have been all right and their lives would have been improved.  But no, every one of them chose to have massive makeovers and surgeries, so much   that you barely recognized them at  the end.

That show must have run into some problems too, because it came on for a while on no particular schedule, and then it just disappeared.
 
2013-02-21 11:28:42 AM  
Correlation does not equal causation. Imagine the type of people drawn to be on that show.
 
2013-02-21 11:49:03 AM  
Post hoc ergo proctor hoc.... Not

You were crazy when you went on the show. The massive amounts of attention you got from the show just masked the crazy for a time and non you've crashed like any other junkie.
 
2013-02-21 11:50:08 AM  
Hop on board the Mindy McCready train.
 
2013-02-21 12:40:37 PM  

gonzojohn: Still not sure how this is the terrible show's fault.


Yeah, I'm having a hard time figuring that out myself. Don't get me wrong, I find the concept of the show disgusting... But who in their right mind volunteers for that?
 
2013-02-21 02:14:09 PM  
You can't "get" Lupus.
 
2013-02-21 03:00:41 PM  

sleeps in trees: You can't "get" Lupus.


No, you buy it in bulk from CostCo.
 
2013-02-21 03:36:29 PM  

Shenanigans!: doczoidberg: The Swan was the sickest, most disgusting show ever to air.

Not surprised at all that it's only ruined lives. I hope those responsible for the program all die of anal cancer.

Yep, pretty much this. They picked contestants who obviously had issues going into it, and then fueled those issues by having them go under the knife to compete in a beauty competition where all but one of them were told they still weren't good enough. What could possibly have gone wrong?


I would argue Bridalplasty was much more heinous.
 
2013-02-21 04:08:24 PM  
Sorry lady - you can cover up a mold-covered, rotting wood floor with fine Italian marble, but there's still going to be mold and rot underneath. And if you don't take care of the marble floor, it's going to get cracked and chipped.
 
2013-02-21 05:06:48 PM  

tom baker's scarf: Post hoc ergo proctor hoc.... Not

You were crazy when you went on the show. The massive amounts of attention you got from the show just masked the crazy for a time and non you've crashed like any other junkie.


Ah, but now if they cry loud enough that "reality tv ruined my life!" then they can eek out a few more minutes of attention whoring before fading once again into obscurity. So you know, they're got that going for them.
 
2013-02-21 05:26:22 PM  

A Terrible Human: I'm willing to be she's been bipolar for far longer than she's claiming. I'd put good money up that she was manic when she agreed to that many damned surgeries.


Apparently we're supposed to believe the show gave her these diseases that otherwise showed no trace and certainly wouldn't have happened otherwise.  Didn't realize you could pick up a highly genetic mental illness and an autoimmune disorder because you went on some stupid show, one that you'd have some degree of mental illness to even sign up.  Fark that noise.
 
2013-02-21 06:20:11 PM  

dennerman: tom baker's scarf: Post hoc ergo proctor hoc.... Not

You were crazy when you went on the show. The massive amounts of attention you got from the show just masked the crazy for a time and non you've crashed like any other junkie.

Ah, but now if they cry loud enough that "reality tv ruined my life!" then they can eek out a few more minutes of attention whoring before fading once again into obscurity. So you know, they're got that going for them.


Someone should have pulled her aside right after the surgies and said.

"It seems like you crave attention and have severe body issues. Have you ever considered porn?"
 
2013-02-21 06:36:58 PM  
Now, at last, she understands the poignant sadness of the mind of Calculon.
 
2013-02-21 07:02:32 PM  

Hugo Zorilla: sleeps in trees: You can't "get" Lupus.

No, you buy it in bulk from CostCo.


Ha!
 
2013-02-21 10:57:21 PM  

doczoidberg: The Swan was the sickest, most disgusting show ever to air.

Not surprised at all that it's only ruined lives. I hope those responsible for the program all die of anal cancer.


what he said.
 
2013-02-21 11:56:47 PM  
Dammit for some reason I cant hotlink pics tonight but if I could I'd insert a pic of Paul Williams as Swan from Phantom of the Paradise here
 
2013-02-22 01:40:51 PM  
'The Swan' is planning to feature a two-hour celebrity special this summer.  Rumored to be going under the knife are former Clinton White House intern Monica Lewinsky and 'Happy Days' star Erin Moran.

She's just doing it for the craft services.
 
2013-02-22 03:51:41 PM  

doczoidberg: The Swan was the sickest, most disgusting show ever to air.


Perhaps. Not sure if it's a clear winner, though.

www.bodylovewellness.com
 
2013-02-22 11:26:44 PM  
I remember watching this show and wondering how long these newly hot women were going to stay with their still average spouses. I watched one reveal where the look on hubby's face was equal parts 'wow' and equal parts 'oh shiat'.
 
2013-02-24 01:58:56 AM  
"I like your dress. Is that whipped cream?"

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/google searched for the actual image and scene

//couldn't find it
 
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