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(NASCAR)   NASCAR racing on a Thursday? Yes Daytona 500 qualifying races at 2PM on Speed TV   (nascar.com) divider line 222
    More: Florida, Terry Labonte, Travis Kvapil, Aric Almirola, J.J. Yeley, NASCAR, Michael Waltrip, Joe Nemechek, Casey Mears  
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2013-02-21 08:59:43 AM  
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they used to do the two 125s on different days?
 
2013-02-21 09:07:33 AM  
 
2013-02-21 10:35:27 AM  

nekom: Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they used to do the two 125s on different days?


As far as I can recall they've both always been on the same day
 
2013-02-21 10:38:07 AM  
when i went many years ago, both races were on the same day. highlight: dick trickle lighting up a cigarette rolling into the pits.
 
2013-02-21 10:47:36 AM  
But what about the snow?     errr. Snow Birds.
 
2013-02-21 11:26:48 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk:
As far as I can recall they've both always been on the same day


I seem to remember them having one on a Tuesday and the other on a Thursday some years ago. I must have confused it with the shootout or something. Lots going on during speedweeks.
 
2013-02-21 11:58:25 AM  
DAMNIT!  The one day that I actually get to be home for a race and I have a doctor's appointment!  Not a pleasant one at that; scheduling gallbladder removal surgery.  And my radio station apparently no longer carries NASCAR, so I'm gonna go THE ENTIRE FARKING SEASON without hearing one race!  UGH!

Oh well... set your idols to BLOWED UP SIR!  I may try to join y'all later, depending on what we do after we find out what day I lose another somewhat unnecessary organ.

/had tonsilectomy and adenoidectomy when Reagan was in charge
//can I tell people to get off my lawn now?
 
2013-02-21 12:52:48 PM  

bluorangefyre: DAMNIT!  The one day that I actually get to be home for a race and I have a doctor's appointment!  Not a pleasant one at that; scheduling gallbladder removal surgery.  And my radio station apparently no longer carries NASCAR, so I'm gonna go THE ENTIRE FARKING SEASON without hearing one race!  UGH!

Oh well... set your idols to BLOWED UP SIR!  I may try to join y'all later, depending on what we do after we find out what day I lose another somewhat unnecessary organ.

/had tonsilectomy and adenoidectomy when Reagan was in charge
//can I tell people to get off my lawn now?


If you let more people on to your lawn, they might be able to deliver this new fangled DVR thingie.
 
2013-02-21 01:02:31 PM  
Lets get this out of the way
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-21 01:33:47 PM  
Last daytime duels.
 
jde
2013-02-21 01:39:14 PM  
I would not recommend a drinking game based on hearing "RU Faster Than a Redneck."  Alcohol poisoning will ensue given SPEED's coverage thus far...

"Coming soon on SPEED, Aziz Ansari hosts RU Faster Than A Jihadist. A group of terrorists with Toyota Hi Luxes take on a group of pretty boys in chromed-up diesels with truck nuts and 3' dia. stacks..."
 
2013-02-21 01:40:51 PM  
Let's watch Gordon and Patrick drop to the back of the field so they don't wreck their cars.
 
2013-02-21 01:46:38 PM  

lunchinlewis: Last daytime duels.


@ESPNMcGee
2014 Duel 150s will be run under the lights. I need some time to figure out how I feel about that.


/works for me, McGee
 
2013-02-21 01:50:09 PM  

good_2_go: lunchinlewis: Last daytime duels.

@ESPNMcGee
2014 Duel 150s will be run under the lights. I need some time to figure out how I feel about that.


/works for me, McGee


Works for everyone that actually works.
 
2013-02-21 01:50:44 PM  
We gonna need a dawg
 
2013-02-21 01:55:19 PM  

soopey: good_2_go: lunchinlewis: Last daytime duels.

@ESPNMcGee
2014 Duel 150s will be run under the lights. I need some time to figure out how I feel about that.


/works for me, McGee

Works for everyone that actually works.


Hell, I'm rooting for weather to make the 500 a night race more often.  That was pretty awesome last year, even before Montoya blew up the track.
 
2013-02-21 01:56:06 PM  
I just spent the weekend with my dad who is a huge racing fan. We watched a lot of racing. I have to ask- what is it with you guys' dicks? Every other ad is for Viagra or Cialis. WTF Nascar fans?!?
 
2013-02-21 01:58:09 PM  
This is awesome, I'm working from home because of the snow so I get to actually catch the duels live for once.

GO 31!
 
2013-02-21 01:59:04 PM  
Oh and hooray for Sirius/XM putting the NASCAR channel on the mobile app this past year so I can listen to the races while at work.
 
jde
2013-02-21 01:59:06 PM  
Alice from Workaholics as Mrs. Suburbia in that DIRECTV ad is hard to process.
 
2013-02-21 01:59:34 PM  
Jimmie Johnson! Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you,
put you in the Camel Clutch, break your back,
f*ck your ass, and make you humble!

i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 02:02:34 PM  
RaceView on NASCAR.COM is free today. I tried RaceView Premium, but it wants me to install something I've never heard of before. RaceView Audio gives this error: "The website that you're trying to reach is having technical difficulties..."
 
2013-02-21 02:02:57 PM  
More: Florida, Terry Labonte, Travis Kvapil, Aric Almirola, J.J. Yeley, NASCAR, Michael Waltrip, Joe Nemechek, Casey Mears, David Reutimann, Martin Truex Jr., Pablo Montoya, 2PM, Joey Logano, Jamie McMurray, David Gilliland, fastest car, Kevin Harvick, pole position, Clint Bowyer, Kasey Kahne, playoff berth, Brad Keselowski, Danica Patrick, Jeff Gordon, Matt Kenseth, belmont, Kyle Busch, Greg Biffle, duels, Daytona, Dale Earnhardt Jr.

I don't think we have enough tags on this link yet, guys.
 
2013-02-21 02:05:11 PM  

mikaloyd: We gonna need a dawg


img541.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-21 02:05:48 PM  
I think Clint Bowyer as the best of the "New Car" commercials.
 
2013-02-21 02:06:21 PM  
So who actually has to race their way in and who is guaranteed a spot based on points or speed?
 
2013-02-21 02:07:06 PM  

Guelph35: So who actually has to race their way in and who is guaranteed a spot based on points or speed?


Other than Patrick and Gordon of course.
 
2013-02-21 02:08:16 PM  
Happy's kid is adorable!
 
2013-02-21 02:08:19 PM  
So, over under on Danica starting the 500 in a backup car?
 
2013-02-21 02:10:58 PM  
Is there a Fark fantasy league for yahoo this year? The Wallmendingers are looking to have a great season.
 
2013-02-21 02:13:29 PM  

Jensaarai: So, over under on Danica starting the 500 in a backup car?


As long as she doesn't get caught up in someone else's wreck, she tends to run well. If she can run clean and not get sucked into a big one, she'll be fine.
 
2013-02-21 02:14:41 PM  
The gyro cam thing is cool.
 
2013-02-21 02:19:39 PM  

pacochu: Is there a Fark fantasy league for yahoo this year? The Wallmendingers are looking to have a great season.

I'm in this one on yahoo.     Group Id=14441  Password: dorsey
 
2013-02-21 02:20:00 PM  
BOOGITY3
 
2013-02-21 02:20:59 PM  
hey.. how old is the guy in that 21 car?
 
2013-02-21 02:21:10 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Jensaarai: So, over under on Danica starting the 500 in a backup car?

As long as she doesn't get caught up in someone else's wreck, she tends to run well. If she can run clean and not get sucked into a big one, she'll be fine.


In a heat with Earnhardt, Kurt Busch, Stewart, and Keselowski, she's screwed.
 
2013-02-21 02:22:32 PM  

soopey: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Jensaarai: So, over under on Danica starting the 500 in a backup car?

As long as she doesn't get caught up in someone else's wreck, she tends to run well. If she can run clean and not get sucked into a big one, she'll be fine.

In a heat with Earnhardt, Kurt Busch, Stewart, and Keselowski, she's screwed.


Mikey's out there too
 
2013-02-21 02:22:36 PM  

nekom: mikaloyd: We gonna need a dawg

[img541.imageshack.us image 201x251]


Thats the one!
 
2013-02-21 02:23:04 PM  

The Bestest: hey.. how old is the guy in that 21 car?


Bayne? I don't know that they've ever mentioned his age.
 
2013-02-21 02:24:17 PM  
Do they do GWC in the duels?
 
2013-02-21 02:24:23 PM  
With the new cars and what I've seen so far it will be the Daytona Demolition Derby.
 
2013-02-21 02:26:37 PM  
Danger Zone?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-21 02:31:21 PM  
Any safer and she'd be parked in the garage.
 
2013-02-21 02:32:57 PM  
Man that inside line sucks. Does Danica get the option to chose the line, or is the start of the race set with her inside?
 
2013-02-21 02:33:00 PM  

rhiannon: Any safer and she'd be parked in the garage.


She already has pole. Staying on the track, getting experience in the new car, that's what matters right now.

And as much as I hate him, I'd defend Gordon if he chooses to do that, too.
 
2013-02-21 02:33:58 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: And as much as I hate him, I'd defend Gordon if he chooses to do that, too.


Seconded.
 
2013-02-21 02:38:03 PM  

pacochu: Is there a Fark fantasy league for yahoo this year? The Wallmendingers are looking to have a great season.


Group: 1456
Password: fark

(I think so on the password, dunno if it's capitalized or not, or if the group is full yet.)
 
2013-02-21 02:39:28 PM  
Rootie's car looks... less than stable.
 
2013-02-21 02:40:19 PM  

Jensaarai: Rootie's car looks... less than stable.


JJ did it
 
2013-02-21 02:41:53 PM  
@nascarcasm
Lines, lines, everywhere is lines/Bottom isn't working, bored outta my mind/Hang back, save that car/Don't pull outta liiiiiine
 
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