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(Seacoastonline.com)   Aspiring Playboy Playmate's Plan B: purse snatching   (seacoastonline.com) divider line 44
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8117 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2013 at 10:06 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-21 10:07:15 AM
Easiest green ever?
 
2013-02-21 10:07:20 AM
Purse snatching, which is not to be confused with snatch pursing.
 
2013-02-21 10:07:42 AM

Plan B: purse snatching


Plan C: snatch pursing
 
2013-02-21 10:09:54 AM
I'd purse her snatch?

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2013-02-21 10:10:35 AM
I'd put my hands on her beaver?

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2013-02-21 10:11:14 AM
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What a purse snatcher might look like.
 
2013-02-21 10:11:54 AM
All in all, she doesn't look like much of a rocket surgeon....

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2013-02-21 10:13:10 AM
She looks mad....and butch.
 
2013-02-21 10:13:27 AM
COCK.
 
2013-02-21 10:14:54 AM
Please note the crazy eyes, tramp stamp and belly button jewelry. This one you have to pay for (one way or the other).
 
2013-02-21 10:15:09 AM
5 yards, unnecessary duckface.  Still first down.
 
2013-02-21 10:19:06 AM
What's....what's wrong with the bottom half of her face?
 
2013-02-21 10:22:14 AM
Plan C is definitely porn.
 
2013-02-21 10:23:21 AM
she has a poor white girl face...
 
2013-02-21 10:24:45 AM

megarian: What's....what's wrong with the bottom half of her face?


The bottom half of her face thinks it's the bottom two-thirds of her face.
 
2013-02-21 10:26:05 AM
Nice 5-head.
 
2013-02-21 10:27:52 AM
i'm glad i now know watch a typical purse snatcher looks like.  i will keep my eye out for any other suspicious looking individuals. does this give me a free pass when i'm with mrs. munko to-be? "sorry babe, its not what you think. i was worried she was going to snatch your purse."
 
2013-02-21 10:29:22 AM

Lochsteppe: megarian: What's....what's wrong with the bottom half of her face?

The bottom half of her face thinks it's the bottom two-thirds of her face.


You might be right.  Last night she said: oh my god, of my god, don't stop, quack quack.
 
2013-02-21 10:30:50 AM

megarian


What's....what's wrong with the bottom half of her face?


It appears to be utterly incapable of smiling.
 
2013-02-21 10:31:31 AM
Lt. Russel Russo.

/that is all
 
2013-02-21 10:33:51 AM
Usually when I hear the phrases "Playboy Playmate" and "Plan B" together, I assume someone made a mistake at the Mansion that needed correcting.
 
2013-02-21 10:34:31 AM
Urbandictionary has no entry for purse snatching. We should come up with a definition.
 
2013-02-21 10:34:57 AM
Id say that the look on her face is chemically induced jaw lock. This would also explain the purse snatching. Coaines a helluva drug.....
 
2013-02-21 10:35:53 AM
Square jaw, tiny beady eyes.  No thanks.  She looks like Ma Joad with some makeup.
 
2013-02-21 10:45:28 AM
She must have pretty farked up teeth. Or yellow teeth. Or something is making her hide them.
 
2013-02-21 10:50:18 AM
Buttahface
 
2013-02-21 10:55:13 AM

texdent: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x720]

What a purse snatcher might look like.


That's a hard 21.
 
2013-02-21 10:59:14 AM

Khazar-Khum: texdent: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x720]

What a purse snatcher might look like.

That's a hard 21.


THAT'S 21???

wow... just... wow...
 
2013-02-21 10:59:23 AM
Anal on the first date...book it.
 
2013-02-21 11:15:39 AM
...With helpful picture showing what a purse looks like.
 
2013-02-21 11:27:48 AM

Girion47: she has a poor white girl face...


Yea, what's up with that? Is it some sort of genetic mutation that only occurs in trailer parks?
 
2013-02-21 11:47:17 AM

megarian: What's....what's wrong with the bottom half of her face?


Not sure I would be able to see the bottom half of her face when I'm looking down on the top of her head.
 
2013-02-21 11:59:00 AM
She has a really old looking face for a 21 year old. All the cuteness is gone and she just looks like a middle aged professional woman.
 
2013-02-21 12:12:38 PM

Profedius: She has a really old looking face for a 21 year old. All the cuteness is gone and she just looks like a middle aged professional woman.


And what's wrong with that?
 
2013-02-21 12:20:51 PM
digitaljournal.com
"purse..." see "snatch."
 
2013-02-21 01:29:42 PM

Profedius: She has a really old looking face for a 21 year old. All the cuteness is gone and she just looks like a middle aged professional woman.


This.  That's a damn rough 21 or a decent high-mileage mid-30s.
 
2013-02-21 02:25:33 PM

FarkingReading: I'd put my hands on her beaver?

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She looks like she has beard stubble in this one.

On her FACE.
 
2013-02-21 02:56:16 PM

FarkingReading: All in all, she doesn't look like much of a rocket surgeon....

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Rocket surgeon she is not.  She posted this on Model Mayhem regarding taking out a loan to get a boob job:

Okay so I've been approved of the loan for implants. First off I'm already a 32 D. The reason I want them is because I don't feel comfortable naked. I live my nipples but they look to me like they point to the ground. Maybe just a lift because I think implants look horrible when your old. I'm twenty now. And my boyfriend says my breasts are perfect and he loves them but is that just because he loves me? I don't know but if I did it it would just be for me n me only. then I would probably live to shoot for playboy lol!!! I just wanted to see what your opinion is because this is a serious thought in my head and I need some advice. So please be honest!  --Julia--

/that's a lot of bags of hammers
 
2013-02-21 03:43:55 PM
unclemongo


FarkingReading: I'd put my hands on her beaver?

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She looks like she has beard stubble in this one.

On her FACE.


which is where beards are kept.
 
2013-02-21 06:24:33 PM
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she just needs this one fashion accessory
 
2013-02-21 08:20:45 PM
Girl needs a good hairdresser. A head shape like that needs bangs, cover up the five head and make the face appear wider
 
2013-02-22 01:03:07 AM

megarian: What's....what's wrong with the bottom half of her face?


Umm, I hate to say this, but she's a crazy biatch, and when I tried to leave her she clamped onto the rear bumper of my F-250. Thus the face. I mean she's crazy and the cops finally stopped me after going 80 in a school zone, and they let me go with NO ticket.
 
2013-02-22 01:26:16 AM
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

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2013-02-22 10:46:36 PM
You could split cord wood with that chin.   Might want to lower her expectations to a magazine like Beaver Hunt.
 
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