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(Huffington Post)   Protip: If you loan stuff to Lindsay Lohan don't expect it back... or in its original, non-skank condition   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 12
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2013-02-21 10:28:39 AM
3 votes:
tricycleoffense.com
2013-02-21 12:14:14 PM
2 votes:

zabadu: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

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For some reason, I don't feel like eating pizza for lunch today.
2013-02-21 12:10:35 PM
2 votes:

Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.


So oxymoronish -- your Fark handle and your comment.
2013-02-21 12:07:47 PM
2 votes:

Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.


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2013-02-21 02:12:14 PM
1 votes:

zabadu: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

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Jesus Christ, you guys, I came to Fark today hoping to talk about Diane Lane being back on the market, and instead I get THIS?!
2013-02-21 01:27:15 PM
1 votes:
I know this site has a deep seated aversion to slideshows, but I highly recommend the one in TFA.  It shows Lindsay's decline from fresh-faced 18 year-old redhead that any one one of us would happily bang, to the used-up scorched blonde herpes petri dish we see today.

It's really quite amazing.  It's like a slightly less horrifying "faces of meth" campaign.  More so, if you consider that LL could have actually made something of herself.
2013-02-21 01:19:18 PM
1 votes:
I loaned her my penis and when I finally got it back it was all covered with sores....open weeping sores.
2013-02-21 12:20:03 PM
1 votes:
A few months ago I was channel surfing when I came across a Celebrity Redecorating show that was featuring Lindsay getting her bedroom redecorated. Now normally I would have just continued my surfing, but this was Lindsay Lohan, and like any accident on the freeway, I had to slow down to take a look.

Well Lindsay was all giddy at what the decorator had planned and then left her to her work. Now to jump to the end, the show is structured around "The Big Reveal" at the end where they show off their work and the Celebrity of the Week gushes about what a wonderful job they did... I can't believe how good it looks... It's better than I imagined... etc. You get the point.

Well, Guess Who Didn't Show Up???

I guess this was being filmed around the time when poor lil old Lindsay had one of her run ins with another vehicle. She was in one of her "foreseeable" accidents and was taken to the hospital. The decorator was all distraught hoping Lindsay was all right and hoping she liked the work that was done.

THEN...

A few weeks later I see a story about this idiot show suing Lindsay Lohan to get back all the expensive furniture they had "given" her, about $250K worth. The story went on to say how Lindsay had stashed the furniture in a storage locker.

I really, really do not know what to say except perhaps we'll see the continuation of this story on a future episode of Storage Wars where Brandi out bids Berry for the locker.
2013-02-21 12:18:59 PM
1 votes:

zabadu: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

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Banhammer?

/Please?
2013-02-21 12:16:57 PM
1 votes:

zabadu: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

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His herpes have herpes.
2013-02-21 11:48:32 AM
1 votes:
If you loan stuff to Lindsay Lohan don't expect it back..

media.cinemasquid.com "Anna, I need a couple of things that Ken borrowed, namely my hatchet... and some garbage bags.  "
2013-02-21 11:24:51 AM
1 votes:
I would still eat her pussy.
 
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