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(Huffington Post)   Protip: If you loan stuff to Lindsay Lohan don't expect it back... or in its original, non-skank condition   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2013-02-21 12:18:59 PM  
4 votes:

zabadu: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

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Banhammer?

/Please?
2013-02-21 12:10:35 PM  
2 votes:

Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.


So oxymoronish -- your Fark handle and your comment.
2013-02-21 12:07:47 PM  
2 votes:

Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.


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2013-02-21 11:51:17 AM  
2 votes:

Neondistraction: I think at this point, if you're dumb enough to loan anything to her you deserve whatever happens.


I think at this point, people loan her stuff just to get the publicity off of her not returning or trashing the loaned item.
2013-02-21 02:23:57 PM  
1 vote:

Brick-House: The dress...



Wow. That so did not "fix" the problem.

I also remember another story where she was in a VIP section of a club, went to coat check and saw a vintage fox skin coat and walked off with that instead of her own jacket. The woman who owned the coat thought she had lost her heirloom (yeah, it was left to her by her dead grandmother) and then saw it on the cover of a tabloid worn by Lindsay. So she went to the press, LiLo returned saying that there was a mix up and didn't realize that she had the wrong coat (yeah, because a tweed trench and fox skin are so alike). Then she turned around and threatened to sue for damages because it was stained and reeked of smoke and cheap booze. That sh*t's hard to wash out of vintage pelts.
2013-02-21 02:17:26 PM  
1 vote:

yeegrek: I know this site has a deep seated aversion to slideshows, but I highly recommend the one in TFA.  It shows Lindsay's decline from fresh-faced 18 year-old redhead that any one one of us would happily bang, to the used-up scorched blonde herpes petri dish we see today.

It's really quite amazing.  It's like a slightly less horrifying "faces of meth" campaign.  More so, if you consider that LL could have actually made something of herself.


Thanks.  This is the LiLo preset in my Beat-off Memory Bank - B.O.M.B.

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Unchallenged hotness.
2013-02-21 01:27:15 PM  
1 vote:
I know this site has a deep seated aversion to slideshows, but I highly recommend the one in TFA.  It shows Lindsay's decline from fresh-faced 18 year-old redhead that any one one of us would happily bang, to the used-up scorched blonde herpes petri dish we see today.

It's really quite amazing.  It's like a slightly less horrifying "faces of meth" campaign.  More so, if you consider that LL could have actually made something of herself.
2013-02-21 01:19:18 PM  
1 vote:
I loaned her my penis and when I finally got it back it was all covered with sores....open weeping sores.
2013-02-21 12:16:57 PM  
1 vote:

zabadu: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

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His herpes have herpes.
2013-02-21 11:24:51 AM  
1 vote:
I would still eat her pussy.
 
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