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(Huffington Post)   Protip: If you loan stuff to Lindsay Lohan don't expect it back... or in its original, non-skank condition   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 41
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2013-02-21 10:28:39 AM  
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2013-02-21 11:24:51 AM  
I would still eat her pussy.
 
2013-02-21 11:33:23 AM  
I think at this point, if you're dumb enough to loan anything to her you deserve whatever happens.
 
2013-02-21 11:48:32 AM  
If you loan stuff to Lindsay Lohan don't expect it back..

media.cinemasquid.com "Anna, I need a couple of things that Ken borrowed, namely my hatchet... and some garbage bags.  "
 
2013-02-21 11:51:17 AM  

Neondistraction: I think at this point, if you're dumb enough to loan anything to her you deserve whatever happens.


I think at this point, people loan her stuff just to get the publicity off of her not returning or trashing the loaned item.
 
2013-02-21 11:52:25 AM  
She destroyed a THEIA gown?

This could be the final straw.
 
2013-02-21 12:01:11 PM  
She looks like she's aged 20yrs in the span of the last 5.
 
2013-02-21 12:05:44 PM  
It looks like she decided halfway through the night that she'd rather be wearing a hi-low dress.
 
2013-02-21 12:07:47 PM  

Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.


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2013-02-21 12:10:35 PM  

Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.


So oxymoronish -- your Fark handle and your comment.
 
2013-02-21 12:14:14 PM  

zabadu: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

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For some reason, I don't feel like eating pizza for lunch today.
 
2013-02-21 12:16:57 PM  

zabadu: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

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His herpes have herpes.
 
2013-02-21 12:18:59 PM  

zabadu: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

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Banhammer?

/Please?
 
2013-02-21 12:20:03 PM  
A few months ago I was channel surfing when I came across a Celebrity Redecorating show that was featuring Lindsay getting her bedroom redecorated. Now normally I would have just continued my surfing, but this was Lindsay Lohan, and like any accident on the freeway, I had to slow down to take a look.

Well Lindsay was all giddy at what the decorator had planned and then left her to her work. Now to jump to the end, the show is structured around "The Big Reveal" at the end where they show off their work and the Celebrity of the Week gushes about what a wonderful job they did... I can't believe how good it looks... It's better than I imagined... etc. You get the point.

Well, Guess Who Didn't Show Up???

I guess this was being filmed around the time when poor lil old Lindsay had one of her run ins with another vehicle. She was in one of her "foreseeable" accidents and was taken to the hospital. The decorator was all distraught hoping Lindsay was all right and hoping she liked the work that was done.

THEN...

A few weeks later I see a story about this idiot show suing Lindsay Lohan to get back all the expensive furniture they had "given" her, about $250K worth. The story went on to say how Lindsay had stashed the furniture in a storage locker.

I really, really do not know what to say except perhaps we'll see the continuation of this story on a future episode of Storage Wars where Brandi out bids Berry for the locker.
 
2013-02-21 12:27:01 PM  
The dress...

www.usmagazine.com

There was a time not long ago where I would have loved to have seen that on my bedroom floor. Today, not so much.
 
2013-02-21 12:53:52 PM  
I thought that getting stuff back from her all skanked up was part of the deal.  Didn't they read the fine print in the contract?
 
2013-02-21 01:06:15 PM  
Deadbeat skank
 
2013-02-21 01:19:18 PM  
I loaned her my penis and when I finally got it back it was all covered with sores....open weeping sores.
 
2013-02-21 01:27:15 PM  
I know this site has a deep seated aversion to slideshows, but I highly recommend the one in TFA.  It shows Lindsay's decline from fresh-faced 18 year-old redhead that any one one of us would happily bang, to the used-up scorched blonde herpes petri dish we see today.

It's really quite amazing.  It's like a slightly less horrifying "faces of meth" campaign.  More so, if you consider that LL could have actually made something of herself.
 
2013-02-21 02:12:14 PM  

zabadu: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

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Jesus Christ, you guys, I came to Fark today hoping to talk about Diane Lane being back on the market, and instead I get THIS?!
 
2013-02-21 02:17:26 PM  

yeegrek: I know this site has a deep seated aversion to slideshows, but I highly recommend the one in TFA.  It shows Lindsay's decline from fresh-faced 18 year-old redhead that any one one of us would happily bang, to the used-up scorched blonde herpes petri dish we see today.

It's really quite amazing.  It's like a slightly less horrifying "faces of meth" campaign.  More so, if you consider that LL could have actually made something of herself.


Thanks.  This is the LiLo preset in my Beat-off Memory Bank - B.O.M.B.

i.huffpost.com

Unchallenged hotness.
 
2013-02-21 02:23:57 PM  

Brick-House: The dress...



Wow. That so did not "fix" the problem.

I also remember another story where she was in a VIP section of a club, went to coat check and saw a vintage fox skin coat and walked off with that instead of her own jacket. The woman who owned the coat thought she had lost her heirloom (yeah, it was left to her by her dead grandmother) and then saw it on the cover of a tabloid worn by Lindsay. So she went to the press, LiLo returned saying that there was a mix up and didn't realize that she had the wrong coat (yeah, because a tweed trench and fox skin are so alike). Then she turned around and threatened to sue for damages because it was stained and reeked of smoke and cheap booze. That sh*t's hard to wash out of vintage pelts.
 
2013-02-21 02:49:17 PM  
So I'd say based on the bottom of the page slideshow that once you fall from Hollywood glory they de-airbrush all your glamour shots.

/catty tabloid queens being catty
 
2013-02-21 03:08:30 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-21 03:14:09 PM  

yeegrek: It shows Lindsay's decline from fresh-faced 18 year-old redhead that any one one of us would happily bang, to the used-up scorched blonde herpes petri dish we see today.


You're right. That one of her in the black schoolgirl top? Hells yeah. But it went downhill so fast. That one in the main article text of her squinting in the dress makes her look like a 50 year old escort.
 
2013-02-21 03:30:18 PM  

PsyLord: Neondistraction: I think at this point, if you're dumb enough to loan anything to her you deserve whatever happens.

I think at this point, people loan her stuff just to get the publicity off of her not returning or trashing the loaned item.


came here to say this.

/leaving satisfied
//unlike my last sexual encounter
 
2013-02-21 03:42:28 PM  
Damn shame.  Don't know about a waste of talent, but for sure a waste of hotness.  That said, it was hers to waste......hope she enjoyed the ride(s).
 
2013-02-21 03:59:53 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

So oxymoronish -- your Fark handle and your comment.


I'm sure Lindsay has amassed enough genital warts to form them into a penis-like structure by now.
 
2013-02-21 04:10:49 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: unfarkingbelievable: Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.

So oxymoronish -- your Fark handle and your comment.

I'm sure Lindsay has amassed enough genital warts to form them into a penis-like structure by now.


maybe that's why she didn't show the kitty in her playboy spread.
 
2013-02-21 04:11:24 PM  
When my cat walked directly from the litter box and then jumped up on the dining table and touched my food with her paw, I just gave it to her. Because, forget it, it's gone.

/apropos
 
2013-02-21 04:31:36 PM  
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2013-02-21 04:42:26 PM  

Zerochance: Thanks.  This is the LiLo preset in my Beat-off Memory Bank - B.O.M.B.


Here she is in my Beat-off Memory Bank right after I showed her my penis.
bunow.com

//What? Having a pedophilia ménage à trois fantasy about a girl and her fictional twin is somehow wrong?
 
2013-02-21 06:26:36 PM  
Man, she is gross.  Like, Christina Aguilera gross.
 
2013-02-21 06:58:03 PM  

Kibbler: Man, she is gross.  Like, Christina Aguilera gross.


Fat or skinny Aguilera?
 
2013-02-21 07:52:42 PM  
The transformation into Edy Williams is nearly complete.
 
2013-02-21 08:59:34 PM  

ShawnDoc: Kibbler: Man, she is gross.  Like, Christina Aguilera gross.

Fat or skinny Aguilera?


I prefer to remember the good times...the dirrty times....
 
2013-02-21 09:35:35 PM  
The background in the picture said "Making AIDS History". I think they're reading that with the wrong emphasis. The history being made is someone like Firecrotch not having AIDS yet after all the dick she's taken.
 
2013-02-21 10:17:08 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: If you loan stuff to Lindsay Lohan don't expect it back..

"Anna, I need a couple of things that Ken borrowed, namely my hatchet... and some garbage bags.  "


Love that movie!!!!!
 
2013-02-22 07:40:02 AM  

under a mountain: [i.huffpost.com image 773x1000]


Why do you post a photo of Bruce Willis in drag in a Lilo thread?
 
2013-02-22 08:05:07 AM  
I heard she stuffed a coke bottle up in there and the next morning it was completely dissolved.
Cap and all.
 
2013-02-22 12:19:47 PM  

Knob_Gobbler: I would still eat her pussy.


Have they even developed a vaccine for that yet?
 
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