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(Buzzfeed)   Here's a breakdown of where the the most common Missed Connections on Craigslist took place broken down state by state. Unsurprisingly 15 states below the Mason Dixon list Walmart as a great place to pick up chicks   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 20
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9063 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2013 at 11:11 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-21 11:13:02 AM  
7 votes:
Only really strong guys with good backs could pick up the women at Walmart...
2013-02-21 01:42:45 PM  
4 votes:
static.happyplace.com
2013-02-21 12:15:29 PM  
3 votes:

SpdrJay: Only really strong guys with good backs could pick up the women at Walmart...


Or you could borrow a pallet jack.
2013-02-21 11:23:10 AM  
3 votes:
This is for the 40-45 wf I saw across the dinner table last night.  You: brunette Rachel-cut, 5'4", wearing a sweater/jeans, apparently like to cook.  I made eye contact as you were placing a pork tenderloin sandwich in front of this older guy I know.  I call him Dad, but you had some other weird name (John IIRC?).  I feel like we really made a connection and maybe that I've had my face on your vagina once before.  Me: 17 wm, 5'9", big dick.
2013-02-21 02:38:08 PM  
2 votes:

Pud: Georgia - The Car. *facepalm* Let me make this perfectly clear. I live there, but I'm not FROM there. That has to count for something. I'm just not sure what


The ads probably read something like this:

"Yo biatch I saw you sittin in yo ride outta da welfare offiss and you was fine as fark i was gonna holla but I was late fo mah child sapote hearin Holla back iffin you want mah dick in yo ass"
2013-02-21 11:16:12 AM  
2 votes:

tricycleracer: Indiana- "At Home"

Uhhhh...


"If mom won't accept my advances in person, maybe I should try on Craigslist." -- people of Indiana
2013-02-21 04:23:45 PM  
1 votes:
static.neatorama.com
Wuv, twue wuv.
2013-02-21 02:20:17 PM  
1 votes:

URAPNIS: [static.happyplace.com image 758x616]


"Well, they're brown now"
2013-02-21 01:12:05 PM  
1 votes:
Upstairs at the end of the hall - m4w - 23 (bloomington)

you were wearing a red Hoosiers t-shirt. i was wearing Hoosiers pajamas. you tucked me in and left before i could ask you out. you are a white woman with a bad dye job

- Location: btown
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
2013-02-21 01:00:40 PM  
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: WTF Indeed: It appears Indiana has a rash of strangers walking to each others' homes.

No, just incest.


Yup, pretty much that, I'm sure.

I was all proud that we had our own unique label rather than going with "Walmart" as I expected.
Yeaaah, then I read it.

"Sister leaving bathroom in PJs - wow, are you under 250 now? we should hook up - w4m"

/most CL MCs in my area are from Bourgeois Kroger
//occasional one from Ghetto Kroger
2013-02-21 12:36:16 PM  
1 votes:

qualtrough: padraig: Has there ever been a woman who recognized herself in those classifieds, andvthought it would he a great idea to contact the man ? They always appeared to me as lonely losers ready to interpret the slightest euthanasia evidence of interest.

I have wondered the same thing? I suspect the success rate is about .00001%, if that.


I'm thinking they are the same sort of guys who answer chat bots on plenty of fish and ok stupid.
2013-02-21 11:53:31 AM  
1 votes:

mab1823: padraig: Has there ever been a woman who recognized herself in those classifieds, andvthought it would he a great idea to contact the man ? They always appeared to me as lonely losers ready to interpret the slightest euthanasia evidence of interest.

Well slight euthanasia IS pretty sexy.


How on EARTH did autocorrect change SIGN OF into EUTHANASIA ?
2013-02-21 11:49:42 AM  
1 votes:

padraig: Has there ever been a woman who recognized herself in those classifieds, andvthought it would he a great idea to contact the man ? They always appeared to me as lonely losers ready to interpret the slightest euthanasia evidence of interest.


Well slight euthanasia IS pretty sexy.
2013-02-21 11:41:47 AM  
1 votes:
HAHA!!  Meet me at the Super Market!
2013-02-21 11:19:43 AM  
1 votes:
Are they getting dressed up to go to Walmart?
2013-02-21 11:19:19 AM  
1 votes:

tricycleracer: Indiana- "At Home"

Uhhhh...


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-02-21 11:16:50 AM  
1 votes:
Mods, you forgot to add the "Featured Partner" bit
2013-02-21 11:13:12 AM  
1 votes:
Indiana- "At Home"

Uhhhh...
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-02-21 10:28:51 AM  
1 votes:
Georgia - The Car. *facepalm* Let me make this perfectly clear. I live there, but I'm not FROM there. That has to count for something. I'm just not sure what
2013-02-21 08:42:24 AM  
1 votes:
It appears Indiana has a rash of strangers walking to each others' homes.
 
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