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(Buzzfeed)   Here's a breakdown of where the the most common Missed Connections on Craigslist took place broken down state by state. Unsurprisingly 15 states below the Mason Dixon list Walmart as a great place to pick up chicks   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 18
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9065 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2013 at 11:11 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-21 01:42:45 PM  
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2013-02-21 01:24:15 PM  
2 votes:

Kristoph57: abhorrent1: At Home? How does that work?

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2013-02-21 11:24:02 AM  
2 votes:

Kristoph57: abhorrent1: At Home? How does that work?

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2013-02-21 11:19:43 AM  
2 votes:
Are they getting dressed up to go to Walmart?
2013-02-21 11:16:50 AM  
2 votes:
Mods, you forgot to add the "Featured Partner" bit
2013-02-21 08:15:13 AM  
2 votes:
In other news, Idaho, Montana, South Dakota, and Ohio are now below the demarcation line between Pennsylvania and Maryland, Virginia, and Delaware.
2013-02-21 02:38:08 PM  
1 votes:

Pud: Georgia - The Car. *facepalm* Let me make this perfectly clear. I live there, but I'm not FROM there. That has to count for something. I'm just not sure what


The ads probably read something like this:

"Yo biatch I saw you sittin in yo ride outta da welfare offiss and you was fine as fark i was gonna holla but I was late fo mah child sapote hearin Holla back iffin you want mah dick in yo ass"
2013-02-21 12:36:16 PM  
1 votes:

qualtrough: padraig: Has there ever been a woman who recognized herself in those classifieds, andvthought it would he a great idea to contact the man ? They always appeared to me as lonely losers ready to interpret the slightest euthanasia evidence of interest.

I have wondered the same thing? I suspect the success rate is about .00001%, if that.


I'm thinking they are the same sort of guys who answer chat bots on plenty of fish and ok stupid.
2013-02-21 12:15:29 PM  
1 votes:

SpdrJay: Only really strong guys with good backs could pick up the women at Walmart...


Or you could borrow a pallet jack.
2013-02-21 11:45:08 AM  
1 votes:

LesserEvil: What the hell is "Super Store"? I've been to stores, I've been to supermarkets. In this context, the best I can think of is Walmart, Kmart, and Target stores lumped into one category.


Super Store are those department store and grocery store mashed together monstrosities. Think of it as a regular Wal-Mart, Target, or Kmart combined with a full sized grocery store, but the quality of fresh produce, fruit, and meat is the worst you can ever find.

That reminds me I started buying my meat at a butchers and dam it makes a huge difference in taste.
2013-02-21 11:41:47 AM  
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: It appears Indiana has a rash of strangers walking to each others' homes.


No, just incest.
2013-02-21 11:32:23 AM  
1 votes:

onzmadi: Wisconsin.. Bar...Check.


This. Almost everyone I grew up with met their significant other at a bar. I expect a 13% success rate for their relationships.
2013-02-21 11:27:06 AM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Kristoph57: abhorrent1: At Home? How does that work?

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It makes me smile that she's the number 1 GIS result for "this thread delivers".
2013-02-21 11:23:10 AM  
1 votes:
This is for the 40-45 wf I saw across the dinner table last night.  You: brunette Rachel-cut, 5'4", wearing a sweater/jeans, apparently like to cook.  I made eye contact as you were placing a pork tenderloin sandwich in front of this older guy I know.  I call him Dad, but you had some other weird name (John IIRC?).  I feel like we really made a connection and maybe that I've had my face on your vagina once before.  Me: 17 wm, 5'9", big dick.
2013-02-21 11:16:12 AM  
1 votes:

tricycleracer: Indiana- "At Home"

Uhhhh...


"If mom won't accept my advances in person, maybe I should try on Craigslist." -- people of Indiana
2013-02-21 11:13:02 AM  
1 votes:
Only really strong guys with good backs could pick up the women at Walmart...
2013-02-21 10:51:02 AM  
1 votes:

Pud: Georgia - The Car. *facepalm* Let me make this perfectly clear. I live there, but I'm not FROM there. That has to count for something. I'm just not sure what


That makes you worse... you chose it.
2013-02-21 10:22:09 AM  
1 votes:
*checks Jersey*

Train.

Yup.
 
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