It appears Indiana has a rash of strangers walking to each others' homes.

Only really strong guys with good backs could pick up the women at Walmart...

At Home? How does that work?

The Car makes perfect sense for Atlanta.  When you're sitting in 10 lanes of traffic for hours a day, there's plenty of time to look around at the 10 other middle managers from New England.

For Delaware, they say convenience store, but they mean Wawa.

And I would be proud to say I met my woman at Wawa.

tricycleracer: Indiana- "At Home"

Uhhhh...

"If mom won't accept my advances in person, maybe I should try on Craigslist." -- people of Indiana

abhorrent1: At Home? How does that work?

Cue hot picture of "UPS Delivery Lady" as if those exist.

Mods, you forgot to add the "Featured Partner" bit

JerseyTim: The New York one is a little misleading. No one in Schenectady is missing connections on the D train.

There really should be a separation between the NYC metro area (the part connected by mass transit) and bumblefark NY State.

ThatGuyGreg: Pud: Georgia - The Car. *facepalm* Let me make this perfectly clear. I live there, but I'm not FROM there. That has to count for something. I'm just not sure what

That makes you worse... you chose it.

I don't get it.  If you do the OTP-ITP commute like I do every day, this isn't surprising; it is, however, embarrassing that we are unwilling to do anything about the traffic problem here.

wally wally wally wally wally wally world.

tricycleracer: Indiana- "At Home"

Uhhhh...

Are they getting dressed up to go to Walmart?

Only 3 traditional states that say The Bar.

Has there ever been a woman who recognized herself in those classifieds, andvthought it would he a great idea to contact the man ? They always appeared to me as lonely losers ready to interpret the slightest euthanasia evidence of interest.

LesserEvil: What the hell is "Super Store"? I've been to stores, I've been to supermarkets. In this context, the best I can think of is Walmart, Kmart, and Target stores lumped into one category.

A super store is a department store that also has a grocery store.  I don't know of any Kmart that fits that description, but I've seen Walmarts, Targets and Meijers that are these.

This is for the 40-45 wf I saw across the dinner table last night.  You: brunette Rachel-cut, 5'4", wearing a sweater/jeans, apparently like to cook.  I made eye contact as you were placing a pork tenderloin sandwich in front of this older guy I know.  I call him Dad, but you had some other weird name (John IIRC?).  I feel like we really made a connection and maybe that I've had my face on your vagina once before.  Me: 17 wm, 5'9", big dick.

Kristoph57: abhorrent1: At Home? How does that work?

Cue hot picture of "UPS Delivery Lady" as if those exist.

Wisconsin.. Bar...Check.

padraig: Has there ever been a woman who recognized herself in those classifieds, andvthought it would he a great idea to contact the man ? They always appeared to me as lonely losers ready to interpret the slightest euthanasia evidence of interest.

What kind of women do you think there are on CL?

Considering there's nothing around Camp Ripley, MN the Walmart by (in?) st. cloud is an appropriate spot that's worked for me

/just bucking the system

onzmadi: Wisconsin.. Bar...Check.

This. Almost everyone I grew up with met their significant other at a bar. I expect a 13% success rate for their relationships.

Rapmaster2000: tricycleracer: Indiana- "At Home"

Uhhhh...

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he fixes the cable?

You know how I know I'm old?  I didn't even know this was a "thing" until this story!

I'm married, but now I want to go check and hope someone felt a missed connection with me at Giant Eagle!

WTF Indeed: It appears Indiana has a rash of strangers walking to each others' homes.

No, just incest.

LesserEvil: What the hell is "Super Store"? I've been to stores, I've been to supermarkets. In this context, the best I can think of is Walmart, Kmart, and Target stores lumped into one category.

Super Store are those department store and grocery store mashed together monstrosities. Think of it as a regular Wal-Mart, Target, or Kmart combined with a full sized grocery store, but the quality of fresh produce, fruit, and meat is the worst you can ever find.

That reminds me I started buying my meat at a butchers and dam it makes a huge difference in taste.

Rapmaster2000: Kristoph57: abhorrent1: At Home? How does that work?

Cue hot picture of "UPS Delivery Lady" as if those exist.


Actually, last year right before Christmas the doorbell rang and it was an unbelievably cute, young, blond female UPS driver with a package for me.

Wasn't wearing the outfit in the photo, though.

padraig: Has there ever been a woman who recognized herself in those classifieds, andvthought it would he a great idea to contact the man ? They always appeared to me as lonely losers ready to interpret the slightest euthanasia evidence of interest.

Well slight euthanasia IS pretty sexy.

Supermarket for Minnesota isn't far off.  I always thought the best place to pickup women (non-trashy, good looking, independent) was Target.

mab1823: padraig: Has there ever been a woman who recognized herself in those classifieds, andvthought it would he a great idea to contact the man ? They always appeared to me as lonely losers ready to interpret the slightest euthanasia evidence of interest.

Well slight euthanasia IS pretty sexy.

How on EARTH did autocorrect change SIGN OF into EUTHANASIA ?

Subby has a slight stuttering problem

padraig: mab1823: padraig: Has there ever been a woman who recognized herself in those classifieds, andvthought it would he a great idea to contact the man ? They always appeared to me as lonely losers ready to interpret the slightest euthanasia evidence of interest.

Well slight euthanasia IS pretty sexy.

How on EARTH did autocorrect change SIGN OF into EUTHANASIA ?

No idea, but I'm glad it did...given the laugh I got out of it.

You have to use the right pickup lines... Something like, "You shouldn't be in the frozen food section."

/Todd
//It's Italian for... extra-special.

SpdrJay: Only really strong guys with good backs could pick up the women at Walmart...

Or you could borrow a pallet jack.