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(Slate)   "The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis...as an alternative, most researchers stretch the non-erect penis before measuring its length. It turns out there is more than one way to stretch a penis"   (slate.com ) divider line
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2013-02-21 08:13:25 AM  
Who cares? If you spend much time worrying about the size of your penis then the size of your penis is not your main problem.
 
2013-02-21 08:31:05 AM  
I'm a grower, not a show-er. And stretched out, I know it's not as big as when it's fully...um, engaged, so to speak.
 
2013-02-21 08:37:23 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm a grower, not a show-er. And stretched out, I know it's not as big as when it's fully...um, engaged, so to speak.


Word to that
 
2013-02-21 08:38:39 AM  
I just cut out the middleman and measure my dong with a Braddock Device.

Granted, I get some odd looks at Payless, but accuracy is what matters.
 
2013-02-21 08:42:21 AM  
FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?
 
2013-02-21 08:46:06 AM  

unyon: FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?


Look, anyone who's pulled mine three times better damn well finish the job.
 
2013-02-21 08:46:15 AM  

unyon: FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?


You don't do that with your penis? Weird...
 
2013-02-21 08:46:34 AM  
Never has such a worry.

/Size 13 shoe, thanks.
 
2013-02-21 08:47:52 AM  
Growers unite!  If you consume a healthy amount hallucinogens you will have eventually been naked in front of enough people that you don't even think about how it looks anymore.
 
2013-02-21 08:48:21 AM  

unyon: FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?


No.  Medical journals...God...I cannot unsee what I've just read.  Did you really have to describe the surgical removal of a candiru from a guy's groin area?
 
2013-02-21 08:48:53 AM  
Idiocracy: Coming to a reality near you.
 
2013-02-21 08:51:24 AM  
Large penis, completely average shoe size, 9.5.

And who cares about size when stretched?  Isn't erect all that matters?

/not Ron Jetemy large
 
2013-02-21 08:51:59 AM  

Nurglitch: unyon: FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?

You don't do that with your penis? Weird...


I usually turn mine into a 26-inch rendering of the FSM (suitable for framing!).

/Ramen.
 
2013-02-21 08:54:14 AM  
Had my wang measured for a "Tanner stage" thing back in my teens. They just pulled it out but at that age it didn't take anything to get instantly boned, so, merry Christmas to them. There it was.
 
2013-02-21 08:54:21 AM  
 It turns out there is more than one way to stretch a penis

That's what she said.
 
2013-02-21 08:54:22 AM  
Come on, baby.
Let's do the twist.
 
2013-02-21 08:55:01 AM  
It truly is unfortunate that so many men suffer needlessly from issues of low self-esteem, self-doubt, and downright paranoia when it come to the size of their penis. The truth is that the vast majority of men, even those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range, can still enjoy a perfectly functional sex life. Many women are more than happy to pretend they don't care about penis size in order to enjoy other advantages, and recent innovations in self-pleasuring technology help ensure that all women paired with an inadequately endowed lover can still experience an occasional orgasm. Even so, there will always be those men for whom "just another inch, just one more" becomes an all-encompassing mantra.

If this is you, just remember that there are a variety of proven, safe, effective techniques out there that millions of men have used to successfully increase their size. No, they're not the expensive penis pumps and dangerous surgeries, the snake oil pills and the online scams. They're real, and you can do them, easily, yourself.

1) Remember that the size of your penis is controlled greatly by the amount of blood flow it receives. The greater the blood flow, the greater the size. Obviously, then, the larger the veins, the larger the penis. But how do you increase your vein size? Well, veins are a lot like muscles. When you work out and get sore, what's really happening is that muscle fibers are tearing and then repairing themselves. They repair themselves bigger and stronger than they were before. If you bruise the veins in your penis, it will hurt, but they'll be bigger when they heal. Do it enough, and you'll be astounded by the results.

What's important here is that you start with baby steps. Do not start punching your penis right on day one...much as in exercise, where newbies go whole-hog at the start and then quickly tire and lose interest, you want to begin with a relatively simple routine. Start by flicking yourself with your finger perhaps 30 times in a row, up and down all the veins that you can see. When it hurts too much to go on, give yourself another 3 or 4 flicks, then call it a day. Rest for two days, then repeat. If there's a little bruising, don't worry, that's normal. When you've successfully acclimated yourself to the flicking, move on to slapping, then clapping. Full on punching is the last step.

2) Also remember that your penis DOES have actual muscles in it. In fact, it is a muscle. So work it out! Any time your find yourself taking your penis out -- after a shower, at a urinal, watching porn, etc. -- don't just play with, exercise it! After a shower, get yourself erect and walk around for 10 or 15 minutes with a towel hanging from your penis. Start with the lighter towels, the wash cloths and hand towels, and work your way up to bath towels. You can do basic isometrics at a urinal...again, get yourself erect and then, with your palm, push down on your erection. Then push back up against your palm. Do about 20 or 30 of these "penis hand pushes," as they're called, and you'll see results within weeks.

3) Don't forget diet! Get in the habit of only eating when you have an erection. The extra blood flow to your penis will carry additional calories there, which will essentially deposit fatty tissue. Now, disclosure here: this won't do much to increase your length. But it WILL increase your girth. And trust me, guys...ladies like a girthy penis.

4) Finally, don't forget the power of the mind. Study after study has shown what an enormous effect positive thinking can have on everything from disease to happiness to overall mental well-being. Repeat the following Buddhist mantra to yourself at least four times an hour, every day:  I have a large penis. I am well endowed. Women are in awe of my penis. Men cower in the presence of my penis. You're not going to see immediate results here, but over the long term, you'll be amazed.

Remember, men: just because your not blessed at the outset doesn't mean you can't find ways to catch up. Seize the day, and seize your penis.
 
2013-02-21 08:55:51 AM  
They did not account for the YAW factor.
 
2013-02-21 08:56:11 AM  
Aren't all feet a foot long?*

*in no way refers to Subway's method of measuring a foot.
 
2013-02-21 08:56:12 AM  
I just measure using Starbucks cups. I thought everyone did. Venti.
 
2013-02-21 08:56:20 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-02-21 08:57:27 AM  
My feet aren't that big, but they are wide.  What does that mean?
 
2013-02-21 08:58:06 AM  
It's a BRANNOCK Device, not Braddock. I wear a 14.
 
2013-02-21 09:00:41 AM  

PsyLord: My feet aren't that big, but they are wide.  What does that mean?


It means you're fat.
 
2013-02-21 09:00:54 AM  
I'm a size 11 but I wear 14's to impress the ladies.
 
2013-02-21 09:02:51 AM  
...They can't figure out how to....what, are all the Scientists here under 12 years of age? I don't remember anyone needing to ask this question in high school. I think, by then, everyone had figured it out. Maybe they need some extra training.
 
2013-02-21 09:03:29 AM  
"Different urologists may have their own views on how much force can be comfortably applied to the flaccid penis of a volunteer study participant."

are there any good looking female urologists for this study?
 
2013-02-21 09:05:44 AM  
It might be small, but it holds a lot of blood!
 
2013-02-21 09:07:37 AM  

hangloose: PsyLord: My feet aren't that big, but they are wide.  What does that mean?

It means you're fat.


stickerish.com
 
2013-02-21 09:09:51 AM  

PsyLord: hangloose: PsyLord: My feet aren't that big, but they are wide.  What does that mean?

It means you're fat.

[stickerish.com image 145x154]


I apologize for saying that.
 
2013-02-21 09:09:56 AM  
I always heard the shoe-size-correlation was for women.....and case in point:  My wife wears a size 12 pump and down there it's like the Darvaza Gas Crater.

www.puppiesandflowers.com
 .
 
2013-02-21 09:11:21 AM  
What is average on the internets these days?  Nine?  Eight inches?

BTW-  been to India--- and I swear they just hand out shoes to poor people.... shocked at the number of waifish men wearing size 14 shoes.
 
2013-02-21 09:11:58 AM  
I'm a 14 and you should see the canoes I strap to my feet.
 
2013-02-21 09:12:04 AM  

karnal: I always heard the shoe-size-correlation was for women.....and case in point:  My wife wears a size 12 pump and down there it's like the Darvaza Gas Crater.

[www.puppiesandflowers.com image 450x300]
 .


Sulfurous?
 
2013-02-21 09:12:18 AM  
Is this why I have to wear clown shoes?
 
2013-02-21 09:12:40 AM  
Pocket Ninja:  those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range


Pfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.
 
2013-02-21 09:12:56 AM  
Pocket Ninja:

Bravo, good sir
 
2013-02-21 09:12:58 AM  
FTFA:  The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible.

Why the hell not?  I mean, you're already handling the guys junk, why not ask him to get it up before doing so?
 
2013-02-21 09:14:24 AM  

TheAlgebraist: karnal: I always heard the shoe-size-correlation was for women.....and case in point:  My wife wears a size 12 pump and down there it's like the Darvaza Gas Crater.

[www.puppiesandflowers.com image 450x300]
 .

Sulfurous?


Door to Hell
 
2013-02-21 09:15:19 AM  

Pocket Ninja: It truly is unfortunate that so many men suffer needlessly from issues of low self-esteem, self-doubt, and downright paranoia when it come to the size of their penis. The truth is that the vast majority of men, even those who might have an  abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range, can still ...


<you're not helping.jpg>
 
2013-02-21 09:15:33 AM  

Pocket Ninja: snipped so I don't read it again and start crying all over...



You are beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring you down.You are beautiful in every single way
 
2013-02-21 09:15:52 AM  
FTFA: Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog.

Now all the Farkers on here are gonna picture a clown yankin' their weener, then blowing into it.
 
2013-02-21 09:17:04 AM  
I couldn't categorically state where I exist on the spectrum of dong length, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and presume that nobody else on Fark wears a size 14AA shoe.

Fortunately my friendly neighborhood family boot store is happy to take bespoke orders, and there's still an American manufacturer who produces shoes in that size...
 
2013-02-21 09:17:31 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I just cut out the middleman and measure my dong with a Braddock Device.

Granted, I get some odd looks at Payless, but accuracy is what matters.


Brannock, not Braddock. (I work at a shoe store)

/count me in with the growers
 
2013-02-21 09:17:42 AM  

xanadian: FTFA: Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog.

Now all the Farkers on here are gonna picture a clown yankin' their weener, then blowing into it.


I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-02-21 09:17:57 AM  

xanadian: FTFA: Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog.

Now all the Farkers on here are gonna picture a clown yankin' their weener, then blowing into it.


I just beat off using balloon dogs
 
2013-02-21 09:18:04 AM  
Is this the one where he sued for $500 million in reputational damage for a third party app that sold like 17 copies? I can understand people going in high when suing to make it easier to settle for a lesser amount, but surely it backfires if you go as far as that?
 
2013-02-21 09:18:39 AM  
But my shoe size is only a 9 ???
 
2013-02-21 09:19:05 AM  
This place is like Lake Woebegone.  And all the men are above average...
 
2013-02-21 09:19:49 AM  

Abox: Pocket Ninja:  those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range


Pfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.


Are you dating Chyna?

/Clenis
 
2013-02-21 09:20:03 AM  

Pocket Ninja: .

What's important here is that you start with baby steps. Do not start punching your penis right on day one...much as in exercise, where newbies go whole-hog at the start and then quickly tire and lose interest, you want to begin with a relatively simple routine. Start by flicking yourself with your finger perh ...


10/10

Would Pocket Ninja again.
 
2013-02-21 09:21:10 AM  
I use the only ruler that matters - the look on her face when I cram it all in:
 
2013-02-21 09:21:51 AM  
Pocket Ninja: ...Full on punching is the last step.

Wait, so you're not supposed to hoist it on the table and smack it with a rubber mallet, wack-a-mole style?  I'm doing it wrong.

/Good to see you floating around, as always.
 
2013-02-21 09:21:56 AM  

dr.zaeus: FTFA:  The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible.

Why the hell not?  I mean, you're already handling the guys junk, why not ask him to get it up before doing so?



If you're handling the guy's junk, then perhaps the obligation is not his.  And if the idea of your handling his junk doesn't bring about tumescence, then perhaps the problem is not his.
 
2013-02-21 09:22:19 AM  
TFA: Is It True What They Say About Men With Big Feet?

That it's difficult to find shoes?

Well, or easy, depending on your point of view:

"Can I help you?"
"Do you have anything from, say, size 14 on up?"
["No, we only have up to size 12 or 13" | "Maybe back in storage..."]
["No" | "I found this one pair of (running|basketball|tennis) shoes.." ]
 
2013-02-21 09:22:21 AM  
Women are suckers for this type of stuff.  They should make an app that can predict whether a man is lying and anther one that tells her what people she has to "get back at".
 
2013-02-21 09:22:55 AM  

spentmiles: I use the only ruler that matters - the look on her face when I cram it all in:


*fans herself*
 
2013-02-21 09:23:06 AM  
Here's the lovely lady:

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-21 09:24:07 AM  

Abox: Pocket Ninja:  those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range


Pfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.


That's not a girl, and that's not a clit.
 
2013-02-21 09:24:11 AM  
No matter what anyone tells you, don't tie a large helium balloon to your PA ring and leave it there overnight.

You'll wake up in a tree with a dick like angel hair pasta.....
 
2013-02-21 09:24:21 AM  
"pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog."

I draw the line at someone trying to blow into mine and then twist it into a shape and giving it to a kid

/too far?
 
2013-02-21 09:25:22 AM  

spentmiles: I use the only ruler that matters - the look on her face when I cram it all in:


Thats why I installed a mirror
 
2013-02-21 09:25:46 AM  
Pocket Ninja and spentmiles in the same thread.  Starting out to be a good day.
 
2013-02-21 09:29:10 AM  

thecpt: spentmiles: I use the only ruler that matters - the look on her face when I cram it all in:

Thats why I installed a mirror


Convex or concave?
 
2013-02-21 09:29:28 AM  

genepool lifeboat: xanadian: FTFA: Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog.

Now all the Farkers on here are gonna picture a clown yankin' their weener, then blowing into it.

I have the weirdest boner right now.


Twisted into the shape of a dog?
 
2013-02-21 09:29:30 AM  

boinkingbill: Women are suckers for this type of stuff.  They should make an app that can predict whether a man is lying and anther one that tells her what people she has to "get back at".


They could call it "Frenemies"!
 
2013-02-21 09:29:49 AM  

shabu: Abox: Pocket Ninja:  those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range


Pfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.

That's not a girl, and that's not a clit.


Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Looo-la.
 
2013-02-21 09:31:08 AM  

Abox: Pocket Ninja:  those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range


Pfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.


Does your girlfriend have an unusually deep voice and a ballsack?
 
2013-02-21 09:32:15 AM  
I find it telling that in a thread that essentially stereotypes men in their most holy of areas, not a single man is the slightest bit offended.
 
2013-02-21 09:32:56 AM  

Prof. Frink: genepool lifeboat: xanadian: FTFA: Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog.

Now all the Farkers on here are gonna picture a clown yankin' their weener, then blowing into it.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Twisted into the shape of a dog?


Giraffe

/size 14
 
2013-02-21 09:35:52 AM  

Pocket Ninja: It truly is unfortunate that so many men suffer needlessly from issues of low self-esteem, self-doubt, and downright paranoia when it come to the size of their penis. The truth is that the vast majority of men, even those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range, can still enjoy a perfectly functional sex life. Many women are more than happy to pretend they don't care about penis size in order to enjoy other advantages, and recent innovations in self-pleasuring technology help ensure that all women paired with an inadequately endowed lover can still experience an occasional orgasm. Even so, there will always be those men for whom "just another inch, just one more" becomes an all-encompassing mantra.

If this is you, just remember that there are a variety of proven, safe, effective techniques out there that millions of men have used to successfully increase their size. No, they're not the expensive penis pumps and dangerous surgeries, the snake oil pills and the online scams. They're real, and you can do them, easily, yourself.

1) Remember that the size of your penis is controlled greatly by the amount of blood flow it receives. The greater the blood flow, the greater the size. Obviously, then, the larger the veins, the larger the penis. But how do you increase your vein size? Well, veins are a lot like muscles. When you work out and get sore, what's really happening is that muscle fibers are tearing and then repairing themselves. They repair themselves bigger and stronger than they were before. If you bruise the veins in your penis, it will hurt, but they'll be bigger when they heal. Do it enough, and you'll be astounded by the results.

What's important here is that you start with baby steps. Do not start punching your penis right on day one...much as in exercise, where newbies go whole-hog at the start and then quickly tire and lose interest, you want to begin with a relatively simple routine. Start by flicking yourself with your finger perhaps 30 times in a row, up and down all the veins that you can see. When it hurts too much to go on, give yourself another 3 or 4 flicks, then call it a day. Rest for two days, then repeat. If there's a little bruising, don't worry, that's normal. When you've successfully acclimated yourself to the flicking, move on to slapping, then clapping. Full on punching is the last step.

2) Also remember that your penis DOES have actual muscles in it. In fact, it is a muscle. So work it out! Any time your find yourself taking your penis out -- after a shower, at a urinal, watching porn, etc. -- don't just play with, exercise it! After a shower, get yourself erect and walk around for 10 or 15 minutes with a towel hanging from your penis. Start with the lighter towels, the wash cloths and hand towels, and work your way up to bath towels. You can do basic isometrics at a urinal...again, get yourself erect and then, with your palm, push down on your erection. Then push back up against your palm. Do about 20 or 30 of these "penis hand pushes," as they're called, and you'll see results within weeks.

3) Don't forget diet! Get in the habit of only eating when you have an erection. The extra blood flow to your penis will carry additional calories there, which will essentially deposit fatty tissue. Now, disclosure here: this won't do much to increase your length. But it WILL increase your girth. And trust me, guys...ladies like a girthy penis.

4) Finally, don't forget the power of the mind. Study after study has shown what an enormous effect positive thinking can have on everything from disease to happiness to overall mental well-being. Repeat the following Buddhist mantra to yourself at least four times an hour, every day:  I have a large penis. I am well endowed. Women are in awe of my penis. Men cower in the presence of my penis. You're not going to see immediate results here, but over the long term, you'll be amazed.

Remember, men: just because your not blessed at the outset doesn't mean you can't find ways to catch up. Seize the day, and seize your penis.


Brevity is the soul of wit. Oh sorry, I meant dude you're so awesome bro
 
2013-02-21 09:35:54 AM  
Is there an "age" factor? Ol' Rip Van Dinkle here seems to lie straight 12 inches down flaccid like a wind-sock on a windless day.
 
2013-02-21 09:36:09 AM  
api.ning.com
I was in the pool!!!
 
2013-02-21 09:36:16 AM  

Nightsweat: Abox: Pocket Ninja:  those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range


Pfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.

Does your girlfriend have an unusually deep voice and a ballsack?


She has a normal voice.  And she does have a ballsack, so what. Lots of chicks do.
 
2013-02-21 09:37:02 AM  

WhippingBoy: I find it telling that in a thread that essentially stereotypes men in their most holy of areas, not a single man is the slightest bit offended.


Goddamn. Just divorce her already.
 
2013-02-21 09:37:49 AM  
I'm a tall guy with size 16 feet but not especially big hands for a guy my size.  I've never had "it" measured and I'm not sure I want someone to pull it out, twist it, and tie it into a dog.
 
2013-02-21 09:38:03 AM  
CruJones: And who cares about size when stretched?  Isn't erect all that matters?

www.eonline.com
With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count
 
2013-02-21 09:39:53 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: I find it telling that in a thread that essentially stereotypes men in their most holy of areas, not a single man is the slightest bit offended.

Goddamn. Just divorce her already.


What are you so afraid of?
 
2013-02-21 09:40:50 AM  
The correlation is SO misunderstood.  What the chick said, was, I've been with lots of guys and I think I can correlate their shoe size with those who were the biggest dicks
 
2013-02-21 09:41:49 AM  
"The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible "


mrops.com

They're using the wrong "researchers".
 
2013-02-21 09:41:55 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm a grower, not a show-er. And stretched out, I know it's not as big as when it's fully...um, engaged, so to speak.


This...

I'm also a grower and not a show-er.  Stretching my flaccid penis isn't going to tell you how large I am when I'm erect...

So maybe their study is flawed if they're measuring flaccid penises

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-21 09:43:04 AM  

WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: I find it telling that in a thread that essentially stereotypes men in their most holy of areas, not a single man is the slightest bit offended.

Goddamn. Just divorce her already.

What are you so afraid of?


Afraid? More like annoyed.
 
2013-02-21 09:43:48 AM  
New Balance shoes are the best if you have big and wide feet.  15 wide is hard to find with other brands, but not New Balance, good prices too.

/csb?
 
2013-02-21 09:45:03 AM  

unyon: FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?


does it squeak when they pull it?
 
2013-02-21 09:45:34 AM  

karnal: I always heard the shoe-size-correlation was for women.....and case in point:  My wife wears a size 12 pump and down there it's like the Darvaza Gas Crater.

[www.puppiesandflowers.com image 450x300]
 .


She seems tight to me....
 
2013-02-21 09:45:51 AM  
The media's been stretching (rhythmically) its penis for too long on our dime. Boot 'em out.
 
2013-02-21 09:45:55 AM  

xria: Is this the one where he sued for $500 million in reputational damage for a third party app that sold like 17 copies? I can understand people going in high when suing to make it easier to settle for a lesser amount, but surely it backfires if you go as far as that?


...

...

...penis?
 
2013-02-21 09:46:23 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: I find it telling that in a thread that essentially stereotypes men in their most holy of areas, not a single man is the slightest bit offended.

Goddamn. Just divorce her already.

What are you so afraid of?

Afraid? More like annoyed.


Good point. I fear I've looked to long into the abyss and have become what I hate the most (a person who projects his person issues on a non-existant "boogyman" [in this case the fabled "straw feminist"]).
How insufferable.

Thanks for the reality check. From now on, I will only use my powers for good.
 
2013-02-21 09:49:15 AM  

Sybarite: Who cares? If you spend much time worrying about the size of your penis then the size of your penis is not your main problem.


If you don't have an accurate measurement of your penis and your shoe-size, how are you going to get shoes that will nicely fit your penis? Durh!
 
2013-02-21 09:49:46 AM  

The Voice of Doom: TFA: Is It True What They Say About Men With Big Feet?

That it's difficult to find shoes?

Well, or easy, depending on your point of view:

"Can I help you?"
"Do you have anything from, say, size 14 on up?"
["No, we only have up to size 12 or 13" | "Maybe back in storage..."]
["No" | "I found this one pair of (running|basketball|tennis) shoes.." ]


In lime green/pink/other hideous colour

/Size 13
// hate shoe shopping
 
2013-02-21 09:49:52 AM  
See, this is why I exclusively date Japanese women.

She's all like 'Ooooh! It so big! It like Godzillra!"
And I say, "Yeah baby, that's four whole inches right there."
 
2013-02-21 09:50:15 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Remember, men: just because your not blessed at the outset doesn't mean you can't find ways to catch up. Seize the day, and seize your penis.


so Carpe Diem, Carpe Mentula ?
 
2013-02-21 09:51:10 AM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: New Balance shoes are the best if you have big and wide feet.  15 wide is hard to find with other brands, but not New Balance, good prices too.

/csb?


My son and I both have size 14 feet (I'm 6'1 and my son is 6'3).  NB is pretty much our only option for casual sneakers and for most other stuff we have to either order online or check Famous Footwear.  My son also plays a lot of different sports (all need different shoes.)  Most of those I have to get online.

What I'm sayin is I spend a lot of money on shoes.
 
2013-02-21 09:51:21 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: thecpt: spentmiles: I use the only ruler that matters - the look on her face when I cram it all in:

Thats why I installed a mirror

Convex or concave?


I pondered on this for awhile until one day when I was walking through the local fun house I notice the perfect mirror.  It was a seemingly typical fun house mirror which varied the size of the reflected objects from large to skinny.  It was skinny on bottom, skinnier at the middle, and large up top.  I placed it so the base level lined up with the top of my mattress.  The subject would feel a sense of euphoria as they faced it on all fours, as they would notice that they were suddenly skinny and better yet their ass was much skinnier than usual.  Enter me standing up.  My upper body would look gargantuan as it was reflected, but my bottom half (member included) would seem almost laughable, similar to standing on the same level with Michaels Angelo's david.  The subject might relax even more as they thought the next 10 minutes would be a rather boring affair similar to dropping a pen in your coffee cup.  Hardly noticeable except for the remnants left behind.  Au contraire mother farker.  Similar to Paula Dean trying to enter a fried donut shop through a 3 by 8 door, I'm cramming like a slacker the night before finals.

their faces are priceless.
 
2013-02-21 09:51:48 AM  
You said "penis" thrice.
 
2013-02-21 09:53:35 AM  

ten foiled hats: Pocket Ninja: ...Full on punching is the last step.

Wait, so you're not supposed to hoist it on the table and smack it with a rubber mallet, wack-a-mole style?  I'm doing it wrong.

/Good to see you floating around, as always.


You know what they say, "sometimes your cock is the mallet, sometimes it's the mole."
 
2013-02-21 09:54:09 AM  

WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: I find it telling that in a thread that essentially stereotypes men in their most holy of areas, not a single man is the slightest bit offended.

Goddamn. Just divorce her already.

What are you so afraid of?

Afraid? More like annoyed.

Good point. I fear I've looked to long into the abyss and have become what I hate the most (a person who projects his person issues on a non-existant "boogyman" [in this case the fabled "straw feminist"]).
How insufferable.

Thanks for the reality check. From now on, I will only use my powers for good.


We've had this conversation before.....
 
2013-02-21 09:55:26 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: unyon: FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?

does it squeak when they pull it?


It doesn't, I do.
 
2013-02-21 09:56:35 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: I find it telling that in a thread that essentially stereotypes men in their most holy of areas, not a single man is the slightest bit offended.

Goddamn. Just divorce her already.

What are you so afraid of?

Afraid? More like annoyed.

Good point. I fear I've looked to long into the abyss and have become what I hate the most (a person who projects his person issues on a non-existant "boogyman" [in this case the fabled "straw feminist"]).
How insufferable.

Thanks for the reality check. From now on, I will only use my powers for good.

We've had this conversation before.....


Why do you expect the results to be different this time?
 
2013-02-21 09:56:47 AM  

GungFu: Sybarite: Who cares? If you spend much time worrying about the size of your penis then the size of your penis is not your main problem.

If you don't have an accurate measurement of your penis and your shoe-size, how are you going to get shoes that will nicely fit your penis? Durh!


I hate it when I'm putting my shoe on my penis and I accidentally thread the lace through the eyelet in the wrong one.
 
2013-02-21 09:58:45 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: I find it telling that in a thread that essentially stereotypes men in their most holy of areas, not a single man is the slightest bit offended.

Goddamn. Just divorce her already.

What are you so afraid of?

Afraid? More like annoyed.

Good point. I fear I've looked to long into the abyss and have become what I hate the most (a person who projects his person issues on a non-existant "boogyman" [in this case the fabled "straw feminist"]).
How insufferable.

Thanks for the reality check. From now on, I will only use my powers for good.

We've had this conversation before.....


Understood. Bad habits are hard to break. I rely on your continued support.
 
2013-02-21 10:00:55 AM  
I feel like that should be embroidered on a flouncy pillow:

There's more than one way to stretch a penis.
 
2013-02-21 10:02:22 AM  

SuperChuck: Why do you expect the results to be different this time?


No expectations; he's a pretty cool guy, but the trying to turn so many conversations into a feminist/anti-feminist flame-war is getting tiresome. Not all women are crazy, man-hating feminazis who treat their man like a doormat. Mostly I ignore it, but sometimes I'm compelled to say something because he seems so goddamn unhappy. Meh.
 
2013-02-21 10:03:14 AM  
Water displacement test or go home.
 
2013-02-21 10:05:16 AM  
There's more than one way to stretch a penis.
I just want the best way to get all the wrinkles out.   I found a good wrinkle remover but . . .
 
2013-02-21 10:05:52 AM  

TheAlgebraist: karnal: I always heard the shoe-size-correlation was for women.....and case in point:  My wife wears a size 12 pump and down there it's like the Darvaza Gas Crater.

[www.puppiesandflowers.com image 450x300]
 .

Sulfurous?


Not if she keeps it clean.
 
2013-02-21 10:06:33 AM  
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2013-02-21 10:12:48 AM  
Big feet, big meat. Big hands, big glans. Stands tall, big balls.
 
2013-02-21 10:16:44 AM  
More than one way to stretch a penis. Well, that's fair - every time I talk about my penis I stretch the truth. For instance, I have a really big one.
 
2013-02-21 10:17:10 AM  

Abox: Pocket Ninja:  those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range


Pfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.


How big are her balls?
 
2013-02-21 10:17:50 AM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

Also relevant:
content7.flixster.com
 
2013-02-21 10:26:53 AM  
White men be measuring their penis.

Black men just look down and say "that sh%t is big."
 
2013-02-21 10:27:26 AM  

spentmiles: I use the only ruler that matters - the look on her face when I cram it all in:


Slip it in soft, then listen to the bones crack.
 
2013-02-21 10:38:53 AM  

TheAlgebraist: unyon: FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?

Look, anyone who's pulled mine three times better damn well finish the job.


Lol
 
2013-02-21 10:40:00 AM  
CrazyCracka420
SurfaceTension:
I'm a grower, not a show-er. And stretched out, I know it's not as big as when it's fully...um, engaged, so to speak.

This...

I'm also a grower and not a show-er. Stretching my flaccid penis isn't going to tell you how large I am when I'm erect...


We'll see about that..


www.clusterfake.net
 
2013-02-21 10:50:10 AM  

genepool lifeboat: Amurica...Fark Ya!: New Balance shoes are the best if you have big and wide feet.  15 wide is hard to find with other brands, but not New Balance, good prices too.

/csb?

My son and I both have size 14 feet (I'm 6'1 and my son is 6'3).  NB is pretty much our only option for casual sneakers and for most other stuff we have to either order online or check Famous Footwear.  My son also plays a lot of different sports (all need different shoes.)  Most of those I have to get online.

What I'm sayin is I spend a lot of money on shoes.



I wear 16, my son wears 15, my daughter wears 15, and I'm not allowed to say what my wife wears.  We've never been able to buy shoes in stores.  Before the internet (I'm old), it was catalogs. 15 for men is not that hard to find - lots of choices in lots of different brands for street or athletic shoes.  16 cuts down the choices in running shoes by a lot, but basketball shoes are still pletitiful.  You just have to know which websites carry large sizes  (eastbay, 6pm, JoesNewBalanceOutlet, some others).  I always pay about half of retail price.  I have size 16 running shoes in Brooks, NB, Mizuno, and Asics.  The Asics are kind of small, but if I go to 17 about the only choices are Nikes that are not serious running shoes.

15 or 16 is somewhat inconvenient for men, but nothing like size 13 and up for women.  Large women's sizes are really hard to find - it's either old lady shoes or drag queen shoes (I'm not joking).
 
2013-02-21 10:50:52 AM  
When I'm not "using" it, my peener is cartoonishly, comically small.

When I am, it is not.
 
2013-02-21 10:57:04 AM  
WanPhat:
  My son also plays a lot of different sports (all need different shoes.)  Most of those I have to get online.

My son is currently a college decathlete.  In high school we were able to get piles of track spikes, multiple pairs for every event, from eastbay.com for five dollars a pair.  They had a surplus of track spikes in large sizes.  Eastbay is the place to get cheap athletic shoes in large sizes.
 
2013-02-21 11:04:28 AM  
I switched to horseshoes.
 
2013-02-21 11:11:27 AM  

23FPB23: When I'm not "using" it, my peener is cartoonishly, comically small.

When I am, it is not.


Growers are more impressive that showers. Showers are just WYSIWYG. Growers put on the real show.
 
2013-02-21 11:26:59 AM  
I find it somewhat disturbing how many men are talking about their sons in a thread about penis size
 
2013-02-21 11:27:59 AM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: I find it somewhat disturbing how many men are talking about their sons in a thread about penis size


Go have a cold shower. That usually helps.
 
2013-02-21 11:32:54 AM  

Amos Quito: "The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible "


[mrops.com image 244x206]

They're using the wrong "researchers".


I didn't understand that either - what's so difficult about measuring when erect?
 
2013-02-21 11:36:16 AM  
Also, I like to use a good level before attempting coitus. You don't want to be all cock-eyed.
disclaimer - do not attempt at Home Depot. they will make you pay for the level.
 
2013-02-21 11:40:51 AM  

WanPhat: WanPhat:
  My son also plays a lot of different sports (all need different shoes.)  Most of those I have to get online.

My son is currently a college decathlete.  In high school we were able to get piles of track spikes, multiple pairs for every event, from eastbay.com for five dollars a pair.  They had a surplus of track spikes in large sizes.  Eastbay is the place to get cheap athletic shoes in large sizes.


from eastbay.com:

Width - AA - Narrow (1)
Width - B - Narrow (11)
Width - C - Medium (2)
Width - D - Medium (5043)
Width - 2E - Wide (104)
Width - 4E - X Wide (63)
Width - 6E - X Wide (2)

....hosed. Sure wish I had long wide feet (like everybody up there who claims to have trouble finding shoes) instead of long low-volume feet.
 
2013-02-21 11:43:14 AM  

justaguylikeme: TheAlgebraist: karnal: I always heard the shoe-size-correlation was for women.....and case in point:  My wife wears a size 12 pump and down there it's like the Darvaza Gas Crater.

[www.puppiesandflowers.com image 450x300]
 .

Sulfurous?

Not if she keeps it clean.


She has the pool cleaner cum in twice a week.
 
2013-02-21 11:48:23 AM  
Spoiler alert. You're not going to change what you've got. Just learn to work it.
 
2013-02-21 11:50:45 AM  
Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-02-21 11:53:06 AM  
i2.cdnds.net

"I'm checking now, Mom ...."

/fail
 
2013-02-21 11:53:27 AM  
it may not be very big around, but it sure is short.
 
2013-02-21 11:56:39 AM  

ManRay: Water displacement test or go home.


sexlivesofanimals.com
 
2013-02-21 12:11:57 PM  

unyon: FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?


I crossed my legs when I read that.
 
2013-02-21 12:12:12 PM  
So the researchers start off concluding that they can't perform the one and only test that matters (erect) which is false, but then go ahead and conduct a knowingly flawed study (flacid) anyway, and report their totally flawed findings?

Sorry, but no.
 
2013-02-21 12:12:59 PM  
I wear size 11 shoes and my penis is 8.5 inches when erect.
 
2013-02-21 12:14:58 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: I find it somewhat disturbing how many men are talking about their sons in a thread about penis size


I'm sure you'll get over it.
 
2013-02-21 12:24:54 PM  
I wear a size 6 so I have a really hard time finding shoes.

Oh, yeah, and a tiny erection.
 
2013-02-21 12:24:58 PM  
"The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible. "

The researcher sure sure seems to blow off the primary issue in a cavalier manner.
I think some more serious effort devoted to this problem might help to come up with a resolution.
 
2013-02-21 12:36:41 PM  

gregscott: "The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible. "

The researcher sure sure seems to blow off the primary issue in a cavalier manner.
I think some more serious effort devoted to this problem might help to come up with a resolution.


Perhaps even a happy ending, you might say?
 
2013-02-21 12:38:32 PM  
My girlfriend says a small penis shouldn't matter in a relationship.  But I still wish she didn't have one.
 
2013-02-21 12:52:45 PM  

airsupport: My girlfriend says a small penis shouldn't matter in a relationship.  But I still wish she didn't have one.


That's farking perfect.
 
2013-02-21 01:13:23 PM  

Abox: Pocket Ninja:  those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range


Pfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.


Was she on the track team?

The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team?s performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favored to win nationals easily. A 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest."

"What?" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?"

She replies, "Down to my testicles. That's something else I want to talk to you about."


/Warning: old joke
 
2013-02-21 01:37:38 PM  

airsupport: My girlfriend says a small penis shouldn't matter in a relationship.  But I still wish she didn't have one.


You just made my list.
 
2013-02-21 01:38:52 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It truly is unfortunate that so many men suffer needlessly from issues of low self-esteem, self-doubt, and downright paranoia when it come to the size of their penis. The truth is that the vast majority of men, even those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range, can still enjoy a perfectly functional sex life. Many women are more than happy to pretend they don't care about penis size in order to enjoy other advantages, and recent innovations in self-pleasuring technology help ensure that all women paired with an inadequately endowed lover can still experience an occasional orgasm. Even so, there will always be those men for whom "just another inch, just one more" becomes an all-encompassing mantra.

If this is you, just remember that there are a variety of proven, safe, effective techniques out there that millions of men have used to successfully increase their size. No, they're not the expensive penis pumps and dangerous surgeries, the snake oil pills and the online scams. They're real, and you can do them, easily, yourself.

1) Remember that the size of your penis is controlled greatly by the amount of blood flow it receives. The greater the blood flow, the greater the size. Obviously, then, the larger the veins, the larger the penis. But how do you increase your vein size? Well, veins are a lot like muscles. When you work out and get sore, what's really happening is that muscle fibers are tearing and then repairing themselves. They repair themselves bigger and stronger than they were before. If you bruise the veins in your penis, it will hurt, but they'll be bigger when they heal. Do it enough, and you'll be astounded by the results.

What's important here is that you start with baby steps. Do not start punching your penis right on day one...much as in exercise, where newbies go whole-hog at the start and then quickly tire and lose interest, you want to begin with a relatively simple routine. Start by flicking yourself with your finger perh ...

 
2013-02-21 01:45:32 PM  
I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2013-02-21 01:59:04 PM  
Once, long ago, a very gay friend who was also close with my girlfriend at the time, told me that in his vast experience penises come in three sizes: Small, Medium, and Oh My God!

I was assured by him that my girlfriend's description of my equipment, plus his own casual observation, firmly established that I was of the latter category.

As for my feet, well... They're like hobbit feet. Almost exactly. Big, very wide, with large hair-covered toes and leathery soles. Not quite Gollum sized, but fairly big.

However, I'll be the first to say it's all just a coincidence. The same goes for my big nose. I'm more than certain there are small-handed, small-nosed, small-footed men out there with giant penises, just as I'm sure there are guys out there with gargantuan features and a tiny pecker.

And I'm of the mind that it's what you do with it, and how long you do it, that matters. A guy with a huge penis who doesn't know how to wield it properly, or who can't keep going for a few hours is a disappointment. A guy with a small unit who can do magical things and keep going all day is preferable.

/And of course, a guy with a huge unit who does magical things with it for hours on end is a sex god.
//cough
///I could tell better self-deprecating jokes if I were smaller.
 
2013-02-21 02:33:02 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It truly is unfortunate that so many men suffer needlessly from issues of low self-esteem, self-doubt, and downright paranoia when it come to the size of their penis. The truth is that the vast majority of men, even those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range, can still enjoy a perfectly functional sex life. Many women are more than happy to pretend they don't care about penis size in order to enjoy other advantages, and recent innovations in self-pleasuring technology help ensure that all women paired with an inadequately endowed lover can still experience an occasional orgasm. Even so, there will always be those men for whom "just another inch, just one more" becomes an all-encompassing mantra.

If this is you, just remember that there are a variety of proven, safe, effective techniques out there that millions of men have used to successfully increase their size. No, they're not the expensive penis pumps and dangerous surgeries, the snake oil pills and the online scams. They're real, and you can do them, easily, yourself.

1) Remember that the size of your penis is controlled greatly by the amount of blood flow it receives. The greater the blood flow, the greater the size. Obviously, then, the larger the veins, the larger the penis. But how do you increase your vein size? Well, veins are a lot like muscles. When you work out and get sore, what's really happening is that muscle fibers are tearing and then repairing themselves. They repair themselves bigger and stronger than they were before. If you bruise the veins in your penis, it will hurt, but they'll be bigger when they heal. Do it enough, and you'll be astounded by the results.

What's important here is that you start with baby steps. Do not start punching your penis right on day one...much as in exercise, where newbies go whole-hog at the start and then quickly tire and lose interest, you want to begin with a relatively simple routine. Start by flicking yourself with your finger perh ...


This is why you're one of the very few people I've favorited. Genius.
 
2013-02-21 03:12:31 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It truly is unfortunate that so many men suffer needlessly from issues of low self-esteem, self-doubt, and downright paranoia when it come to the size of their penis. The truth is that the vast majority of men, even those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range, can still enjoy a perfectly functional sex life. Many women are more than happy to pretend they don't care about penis size in order to enjoy other advantages, and recent innovations in self-pleasuring technology help ensure that all women paired with an inadequately endowed lover can still experience an occasional orgasm. Even so, there will always be those men for whom "just another inch, just one more" becomes an all-encompassing mantra.

If this is you, just remember that there are a variety of proven, safe, effective techniques out there that millions of men have used to successfully increase their size. No, they're not the expensive penis pumps and dangerous surgeries, the snake oil pills and the online scams. They're real, and you can do them, easily, yourself.

1) Remember that the size of your penis is controlled greatly by the amount of blood flow it receives. The greater the blood flow, the greater the size. Obviously, then, the larger the veins, the larger the penis. But how do you increase your vein size? Well, veins are a lot like muscles. When you work out and get sore, what's really happening is that muscle fibers are tearing and then repairing themselves. They repair themselves bigger and stronger than they were before. If you bruise the veins in your penis, it will hurt, but they'll be bigger when they heal. Do it enough, and you'll be astounded by the results.

What's important here is that you start with baby steps. Do not start punching your penis right on day one...much as in exercise, where newbies go whole-hog at the start and then quickly tire and lose interest, you want to begin with a relatively simple routine. Start by flicking yourself with your finger perh ...


Annnd favorited!
 
2013-02-21 03:22:22 PM  
I prefer the Penn and Teller method... measure from your asshole.
 
2013-02-21 03:44:18 PM  
I thought if you had a decent size dick, she would find it in a few hand fulls,
but if you had a really big dick, you would show at the top of the popcorn. img163.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-21 04:52:39 PM  

ZeroCorpse: /And of course, a guy with a huge unit who does magical things with it for hours on end is a sex god.


And if he's a French gynecologist with a 8 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears and turns into a pizza at midnight, he's a keeper.
 
2013-02-21 05:24:27 PM  
Am I the only one that think it strange that HP would release a penis length app?
 
2013-02-21 05:31:15 PM  
"I got a 12 inch d*ck and a dozen roses, and a pick-up truck, hubba hubba hubba hey"
 
2013-02-21 05:58:24 PM  
As an aside, what should we conclude about Oscar Pistorius?
 
2013-02-21 06:11:56 PM  
I always were clown shoes to impress the ladies.  Nothing wows the ladies like being able to completely fill a clown shoe with your penis.
 
2013-02-21 06:37:00 PM  

czetie: ZeroCorpse: /And of course, a guy with a huge unit who does magical things with it for hours on end is a sex god.

And if he's a French gynecologist with a 8 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears and turns into a pizza at midnight, he's a keeper.


Eh, one out of four ain't bad.
 
2013-02-21 06:38:52 PM  

Stoker: I thought if you had a decent size dick, she would find it in a few hand fulls,
but if you had a really big dick, you would show at the top of the popcorn. [img163.imageshack.us image 201x251]


1. It does.
2. Hot oil doesn't do you any favors, so I don't suggest trying, anyway.
3. Salt and artificial butter in your pee hole is not fun, either.
 
2013-02-21 09:41:06 PM  
You just need to use the right ruler.

www.certsoft.com
 
2013-02-21 10:08:20 PM  

DS1970: Why'd you say penis three times?


He forgot to click his heels and make a wish.
 
2013-02-21 11:06:36 PM  
The last time I looked down to measure, I almost lost an eye. Some things are not worth knowing.
 
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