czetie: ZeroCorpse: /And of course, a guy with a huge unit who does magical things with it for hours on end is a sex god.And if he's a French gynecologist with a 8 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears and turns into a pizza at midnight, he's a keeper.
Stoker: I thought if you had a decent size dick, she would find it in a few hand fulls,but if you had a really big dick, you would show at the top of the popcorn. [img163.imageshack.us image 201x251]
DS1970: Why'd you say penis three times?
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