CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: I find it telling that in a thread that essentially stereotypes men in their most holy of areas, not a single man is the slightest bit offended.Goddamn. Just divorce her already.What are you so afraid of?Afraid? More like annoyed.Good point. I fear I've looked to long into the abyss and have become what I hate the most (a person who projects his person issues on a non-existant "boogyman" [in this case the fabled "straw feminist"]).How insufferable.Thanks for the reality check. From now on, I will only use my powers for good.We've had this conversation before.....
SuperChuck: Why do you expect the results to be different this time?
TheAlgebraist: karnal: I always heard the shoe-size-correlation was for women.....and case in point: My wife wears a size 12 pump and down there it's like the Darvaza Gas Crater.[www.puppiesandflowers.com image 450x300] .Sulfurous?
Abox: Pocket Ninja: those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch rangePfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.
spentmiles: I use the only ruler that matters - the look on her face when I cram it all in:
TheAlgebraist: unyon: FTFA: Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dogAnybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?Look, anyone who's pulled mine three times better damn well finish the job.
genepool lifeboat: Amurica...Fark Ya!: New Balance shoes are the best if you have big and wide feet. 15 wide is hard to find with other brands, but not New Balance, good prices too./csb?My son and I both have size 14 feet (I'm 6'1 and my son is 6'3). NB is pretty much our only option for casual sneakers and for most other stuff we have to either order online or check Famous Footwear. My son also plays a lot of different sports (all need different shoes.) Most of those I have to get online.What I'm sayin is I spend a lot of money on shoes.
23FPB23: When I'm not "using" it, my peener is cartoonishly, comically small.When I am, it is not.
Ctrl-Alt-Del: I find it somewhat disturbing how many men are talking about their sons in a thread about penis size
Amos Quito: "The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible "[mrops.com image 244x206]They're using the wrong "researchers".
WanPhat: WanPhat: My son also plays a lot of different sports (all need different shoes.) Most of those I have to get online.My son is currently a college decathlete. In high school we were able to get piles of track spikes, multiple pairs for every event, from eastbay.com for five dollars a pair. They had a surplus of track spikes in large sizes. Eastbay is the place to get cheap athletic shoes in large sizes.
justaguylikeme: TheAlgebraist: karnal: I always heard the shoe-size-correlation was for women.....and case in point: My wife wears a size 12 pump and down there it's like the Darvaza Gas Crater.[www.puppiesandflowers.com image 450x300] .Sulfurous?Not if she keeps it clean.
ManRay: Water displacement test or go home.
unyon: FTFA: Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dogAnybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?
gregscott: "The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible. "The researcher sure sure seems to blow off the primary issue in a cavalier manner.I think some more serious effort devoted to this problem might help to come up with a resolution.
airsupport: My girlfriend says a small penis shouldn't matter in a relationship. But I still wish she didn't have one.
Pocket Ninja: It truly is unfortunate that so many men suffer needlessly from issues of low self-esteem, self-doubt, and downright paranoia when it come to the size of their penis. The truth is that the vast majority of men, even those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range, can still enjoy a perfectly functional sex life. Many women are more than happy to pretend they don't care about penis size in order to enjoy other advantages, and recent innovations in self-pleasuring technology help ensure that all women paired with an inadequately endowed lover can still experience an occasional orgasm. Even so, there will always be those men for whom "just another inch, just one more" becomes an all-encompassing mantra.If this is you, just remember that there are a variety of proven, safe, effective techniques out there that millions of men have used to successfully increase their size. No, they're not the expensive penis pumps and dangerous surgeries, the snake oil pills and the online scams. They're real, and you can do them, easily, yourself.1) Remember that the size of your penis is controlled greatly by the amount of blood flow it receives. The greater the blood flow, the greater the size. Obviously, then, the larger the veins, the larger the penis. But how do you increase your vein size? Well, veins are a lot like muscles. When you work out and get sore, what's really happening is that muscle fibers are tearing and then repairing themselves. They repair themselves bigger and stronger than they were before. If you bruise the veins in your penis, it will hurt, but they'll be bigger when they heal. Do it enough, and you'll be astounded by the results.What's important here is that you start with baby steps. Do not start punching your penis right on day one...much as in exercise, where newbies go whole-hog at the start and then quickly tire and lose interest, you want to begin with a relatively simple routine. Start by flicking yourself with your finger perh ...
ZeroCorpse: /And of course, a guy with a huge unit who does magical things with it for hours on end is a sex god.
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